3 - The Gluck Gluck 9000

Alex Cooper (0:05)

Do you call him Daddy? Do I call her Daddy? Call her Daddy.

Sofia Franklyn (0:16)

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Alcaraz rewrites the tennis history books.

Alex Cooper (1:31)

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Alex Cooper (1:47)

Good morning, everyone. It's Alex and Sofia back at it again, making Mondays great again with another episode of Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_4 (2:00)

Oh yeah.

Alex Cooper (2:00)

All in our fields today. So hello, Sofia. Hi, how was your weekend? How are you doing?

SPEAKER_4 (2:07)

Oh wow.

Alex Cooper (2:08)

My weekend, I'm tan. I've lost four pounds.

Um, but how is my weekend, Alex? You fucker, you were attached to my hip, so you know how my weekend was. Stop playing around. We were together all week. Now, last week I said I was going on three dates though. But give me my minute. Like, let me have a moment to just, like, talk about my shit. Moment of silence. One, two, three, go. So last week I went on three dates. One of them I canceled and he'll never talk to me again.

One of them I regret more than anything in my life. And one of them I loved. I had an amazing date. It was the last one. So I guess save the best for last. It was an awesome date. And we really just hit it off. To be honest, we ended up going on a lunch date the next day. But it wasn't like a morning after kind of lunch date. Like I slept in my own bed. We didn't do anything.

And then we met up for lunch the next day. And it was very like we're in love. Like, hi, I'm in love. Let's do the damn thing. So I thank you and I before we clear, we move forward. I have something I want to say. Last week, I try to not listen to what I record. So I don't cry myself to sleep. But I realized that I keep calling women bitches. And I just want everybody to know, I mean it in the most endearing way. I call myself a bitch. I call Alex a bitch's bitch. Everyone's a bitch. Let's go.

Sofia Franklyn (3:41)

It's fine.

Alex Cooper (3:42)

Own it. Own it. Love it.

Sofia Franklyn (3:43)

Live it.

Alex Cooper (3:44)

Feel it. I agree. I know. I'm like, wow. Are we putting girls down? I'm like, no. We love you all. We support you. Let's do the damn thing all together. So shout out to all the women. This is honestly for you. I love you all. I love you. So first, okay, so we called people bitches. Second of all, Sofia.

Yeah.

We got invited to the motherfucking Hamptons this week, baby. This is like a rite of passage. If you live in New York, you're like, how do I get there? How do I get there?