(3-3-2025) The Farewell Episode - Cumtown Premium (298)

Nick Mullen (0:00)

Hey, once again, Adam is late to the room.

Stavros Halkias (0:03)

Oh, baby, suck my fucking dick and bone.

Nick Mullen (0:06)

And he's managed to do it for the fifth time.

Stavros Halkias (0:09)

I am on two. I am too late. I was shitting.

Nick Mullen (0:13)

I haven't been late to a single one.

Stavros Halkias (0:15)

Well, you're the only one who knows how to work the board.

Adam Friedland (0:17)

Yeah, we don't know how to turn the podcast on.

Nick Mullen (0:18)

You know how to, you're doing the thing that, that, you know, you do to your mom or you're like, I don't know how to use the laundry machine.

Stavros Halkias (0:25)

No, dude, I really don't know how to use the board. Believe me, I would love to come in here and do a solo hour podcast.

Adam Friedland (0:31)

Yeah, you would love that.

Stavros Halkias (0:32)

It would be funny because of how much it would piss people off. A little bit of a Bill Burr. If one of the podcasts was me solo Bill Burr.

Nick Mullen (0:39)

How about Jill Burr?

Stavros Halkias (0:41)

That's good.

Nick Mullen (0:41)

Yeah, I got my fucking cock cut off.

SPEAKER_4 (0:43)

Here come my fucking dick off.

Stavros Halkias (0:45)

All right, you did it. Now I'm a gold digging whore now.

Nick Mullen (0:48)

You fucking convinced me. You did it, you convinced me. I said fuck it, I'll join, I'll go ahead, fuck it.

Stavros Halkias (0:56)

I'm trans now.

Nick Mullen (0:57)

How long am I going to hold on to my dick?

SPEAKER_5 (1:01)

Old Gilly Nocock.

Nick Mullen (1:04)

So what? I'm supposed to not be fucking angry anymore.

Stavros Halkias (1:06)

Old Gilly Red Pussy.

Nick Mullen (1:08)

Honestly, I would have been a girl years ago, but I thought they weren't allowed to be angry. They're the angriest fucking people. Let me in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_4 (1:18)

No, I don't have to piss, my dick's hard.

Adam Friedland (1:22)

I thought you got to cut it off. Jill, I have a question.

SPEAKER_4 (1:26)

Yeah, I didn't really think about it. I'm trying to dial the voice in. I'm not thinking about what I'm saying.

Adam Friedland (1:30)

Your voice is good. Do the, does the carpet match the drapes?

Stavros Halkias (1:35)

Well, Jill's bald. Yeah, Jill, what did you do with your hair? You get a wig?

Adam Friedland (1:39)

Yeah. Are you redheaded?

Stavros Halkias (1:42)

Yeah, her pussy hair, her pussy hair is definitely red.

Adam Friedland (1:45)

Yeah. Old Gilly fire crotch.

Stavros Halkias (1:48)

Does the wig, she's got to get a wig.

Adam Friedland (1:50)

Does the wig match the crotch?

Stavros Halkias (1:52)

Let me ask this, and I don't care because I'm not bald, but if you were bald and you go on girl drugs, does it help your hair grow?

SPEAKER_4 (1:59)

No, no.

Nick Mullen (2:01)

No, you end up looking like a Guess Who character. Like some kind of fucking freak.

Stavros Halkias (2:08)

I guess you get wigs. Women get to use wigs in general, which is a double standard.

SPEAKER_4 (2:13)

Yeah.

Stavros Halkias (2:14)

Ariana Grande is always wearing wig. Famous people.

Nick Mullen (2:16)

It's funny that white men have just gone bald for years and then they get angry and shoot up a school where black women go bald and they're just like, and now I got the most hair.

Stavros Halkias (2:24)

Yep. Exactly. I'm about to steal from black women. A time honored tradition.

Adam Friedland (2:30)

That's the thing about us.

Nick Mullen (2:32)

Black women make, the world takes.

Stavros Halkias (2:33)

The world takes just like fucking Trenton.

Adam Friedland (2:36)

I would love to see.

Stavros Halkias (2:37)

Black women, the Trenton of the people.

Adam Friedland (2:40)

I would love to see Stav with just really long fingernails just slapping his.

Stavros Halkias (2:44)

Yeah, dude. I'm going to get the Oreo weave. You've seen those? What is it? There's like a competition in Atlanta and they have awesome hairdos. Yeah. I'm going to get hair like Bap's, dude.

SPEAKER_6 (2:58)

Who's that?

Stavros Halkias (2:59)

Bap's the movie with Halle Berry. You know their hair? I don't remember that. You ever seen Bap's?

Adam Friedland (3:04)

No, but I've seen ATL. Great movie.

Stavros Halkias (3:07)

It's a great movie, too. Anyway, yeah. Right now, I'm growing out the bald pony and after that, I think I'm going to go short. Kind of Tony Soprano. Short on the sides, let it be bald up top and after that is the wig era. Oh, and we still have time. We still have plenty of years we're talking. Yeah, but it's scripted.