#2539 - Protect Our Parks 17

**Joe Rogan** (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

**Mark Normand** (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**Shane Gillis** (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!

**Joe Rogan** (0:12)
Yes! Boys, cheers! Let's go! What is that, a boiled soda?

**Shane Gillis** (0:17)
Hold on, I need a drink.

**Joe Rogan** (0:19)
What are you doing with water?

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (0:21)
Hand me a bodega or a bottle.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:23)
Why do you have water?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:24)
Because I didn't know where to start.

**Shane Gillis** (0:25)
Where the hell am I?

**Joe Rogan** (0:26)
You got beers in there? I got you your own.

**Shane Gillis** (0:29)
Let me start with a beer and get moving here. I just got off a flight. Thank you. Bodega Kent, available now. Hey, Gracia, what is that?

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (0:37)
This is a voodoo ranger IPA.

**Shane Gillis** (0:40)
Oh my God.

**Mark Normand** (0:42)
Can you give me that ice cube?

**Shane Gillis** (0:45)
Thanks.

**Mark Normand** (0:47)
You're not into IPAs? No, no.

**Shane Gillis** (0:48)
It's too thick.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:50)
I used to be, and then I gained like 45 pounds in like a month.

**Shane Gillis** (0:54)
It's a milkshake.

**Mark Normand** (0:55)
It was great.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:56)
I was drinking them like Bud Light. I'd get done with the show, I'd have fucking 10 IPAs.

**Shane Gillis** (1:00)
They taste great, but they're heavy as shit.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:03)
Oh, Guinness is the heaviest, right?

**Joe Rogan** (1:05)
You can only have a few of those.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:07)
They're less calories.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:08)
Yeah?

**Joe Rogan** (1:09)
Guinness is lower calories than a regular beer. No shit.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:11)
Yeah.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:11)
Surprising. That's crazy. I would have never guessed.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:14)
Yeah.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:15)
No, they rule. Second only to Budweiser.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:18)
I would have thought it was like super...
Hey. I would have thought all the super creaminess and everything that it has to be like heavy in calories.

**Shane Gillis** (1:28)
No, no. It's all vitamins.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:30)
So a Budweiser versus a Guinness.

**Shane Gillis** (1:34)
Bud's way fatter.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:35)
Yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (1:35)
Wow.

**Shane Gillis** (1:36)
Oh, yeah. It's all wheat.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:39)
Hey guys, let's leave the Anheuser-Busch family out of this.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:41)
Oh, sorry.

**Joe Rogan** (1:43)
We've been through enough. It's a fine product.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:45)
We've been through enough.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:46)
We've been through enough.

**Joe Rogan** (1:48)
Mulvaney, we miss you.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:49)
So a Miller versus a...

**Shane Gillis** (1:51)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:52)
Miller.

**Shane Gillis** (1:53)
Isn't it crazy? This works. It actually does stop it from popping. Does it actually work? It does work.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (1:58)
How long do you have to do it for?

**Shane Gillis** (1:59)
I think that was enough. Look at that. He threw me a beer.

**Mark Normand** (2:02)
That's incredible.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (2:03)
I wonder how the fuck that works.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:05)
And who discovered it?

**Ari Shaffir** (2:07)
Some serious little kids opening the fucking soaps. Do everything we can.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (2:13)
Back when they didn't have phones, they figured out a lot of things.

**Shane Gillis** (2:15)
So you're off the nicotine. I think it might start.

**Mark Normand** (2:17)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:18)
If you got a pouch.

**Shane Gillis** (2:19)
You got one on you?

**Mark Normand** (2:20)
Yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (2:20)
You're going to buzz out, dude.

**Shane Gillis** (2:21)
I've never done a pouch.

**Joe Rogan** (2:23)
It'll light you up, dude. It's going to light you up. What are we doing here?

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (2:26)
I think I'm going to stop because last night I couldn't get to sleep. Because I was sitting in the green room and I just kept fucking chewing on them. And then I chewed on one on the way home.
And then I got home and I turned on the TV for a little bit, popped another one in. Each one of them is six milligrams.

**Mark Normand** (2:40)
It's just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

**Mark Hinchcliffe** (2:42)
And then it was time to go to bed. I was laying in bed and I'm like, oh, fuck.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:45)
Yeah. Like, I'm wired.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:48)
Normand, you've never had one?

**Shane Gillis** (2:49)
No. And it burns.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:50)
Yeah, you're going to hate that.

**Joe Rogan** (2:52)
No, it stinks. I've had one last time. I got bad gums.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:54)
You're going to shit.

**Shane Gillis** (2:55)
Oh, really?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:56)
I already shit.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:57)
It's going to hurt your brains.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:58)
You're going to get hiccups. Hiccups?