#2512 - Joey Diaz

**Joe Rogan** (0:00)
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What did you steal?

**Joey Diaz** (1:24)
Secrets.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:25)
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**Joey Diaz** (1:31)
No. Are they human?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:34)
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**Joey Diaz** (1:39)
I can see them. They're coming.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:43)
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**Joey Diaz** (1:53)
Joe Rogan Podcast, checking in.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:55)
The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

**Joey Diaz** (2:03)
All right, brother.

**Joe Rogan** (2:04)
What's happening?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:05)
What's going on?

**Joey Diaz** (2:06)
Same shit. Great to be here.

**Joe Rogan** (2:07)
Great to see you.

**Joey Diaz** (2:08)
How you feeling? Like a tip-top fucking magoo.

**Joe Rogan** (2:11)
I can't believe you could walk so quickly after getting the knee fixed again.

**Joey Diaz** (2:15)
It was like three days, man.

**Joe Rogan** (2:17)
That's nuts.

**Joey Diaz** (2:18)
Well, yesterday, I fucked it up at Newark Airport because I wanted to walk. But it was like I walk every day at the gym and then I walk my neighborhood for breakfast and after dinner. But that's a loop.
This was ten loops yesterday. So thank God I had a baggie with edibles with me on the plane. I hate the edibles. And I asked the fucking flight attendant to give me some ice. And that's how I got it down. Then you rub it with that wortom shit, that liquid cocaine juice.

**Joe Rogan** (2:46)
What?

**Joey Diaz** (2:46)
Yeah, it's a cream that became illegal. You buy it over the counter.

**Joe Rogan** (2:50)
What is that?

**Joey Diaz** (2:50)
It's wor-something wortom. Don't quote me, man. But it's a good cream. It numbs your eyes. You have to rub it, though, twice a day.

**Joe Rogan** (2:57)
Oh, yeah?

**Joey Diaz** (2:58)
Yeah, but it fucking feels fantastic.

**Joe Rogan** (3:00)
I've never heard of it.

**Joey Diaz** (3:01)
Yeah, Voltron, Voltrax.

**Joe Rogan** (3:03)
What?

**Joey Diaz** (3:04)
Don't listen to me, though.

**Joe Rogan** (3:05)
Google what's the... Is that it?

**Joey Diaz** (3:07)
That it. Voltorant. See, I was right.

**Joe Rogan** (3:08)
Voltorant. Arthritis pain. And you just rub it on your knee?

**Joey Diaz** (3:11)
Yeah. A couple times a day. Anything that hurts.

**Joe Rogan** (3:15)
What is it?

**Joey Diaz** (3:15)
It's like a fucking jar with cocaine that takes care of the fucking situation for you.

**Joe Rogan** (3:24)
Prescription strength, over-the-counter, non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory that penetrates the skin to relieve joint pain, inflammation and stiffness. Interesting. I never heard of it before. Widely used for osteoarthritis and muscle aches. Should not be used for acute injuries like simple strains or bruises.
I wonder why.
Why can't you use it for strains or bruises? Does it say why? That seems weird. Because, like, that's what people use, um, like, ibuprofen and shit for. I wonder why you can't use it for that.

**Joey Diaz** (3:56)
Like, I couldn't use any of that shit. I could only use Tylenol. Whatever the fuck that is. I couldn't take ibuprofen after the surgery.

**Joe Rogan** (4:02)
No? Have you ever used DMSO?

**Joey Diaz** (4:05)
I don't know what that is, Joe.

**Joe Rogan** (4:06)
What's this shit right here?

**Joey Diaz** (4:08)
You rub it on?

**Joe Rogan** (4:11)
That's another horse tranquilizer, another horse medication. Yeah, they use it in veterinary applications, but it's really good for pain, for pain and injury. Take that. Keep it. No, I have a bunch of them.