#2505 - Tom Segura
The Joe Rogan Experience
May 25, 2026
Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, author, and restaurateur. He hosts “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, Jamie, Ray J, Cam Newton
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
Tom Segura (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Joe Rogan (0:13)
What's that name, dude?
SPEAKER_3 (0:14)
I watched two episodes of the new season.
Joe Rogan (0:17)
Oh, thanks, man.
SPEAKER_3 (0:18)
Ridiculous. It's so ridiculous, so you, that show is so you. I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one, I was fucking crying.
I was crying, and the Freaky Friday one.
Joe Rogan (0:30)
Yeah, yeah, with Jamie.
SPEAKER_3 (0:34)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they're so fun.
Joe Rogan (0:37)
They're so fun.
SPEAKER_3 (0:38)
It seems so fun for you.
Joe Rogan (0:41)
It's the most fun I have.
SPEAKER_3 (0:42)
It's like, it's so, it is one of the best examples of like, of one mind, like one person's mind in a show.
Joe Rogan (0:51)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (0:51)
Without like a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that, don't do this.
Joe Rogan (0:55)
They gave us, they give us no restraints in the, in the craziest, greatest sense. Like they really are like, do whatever you want to do.
SPEAKER_3 (1:03)
The Kevin Nealon one, the first one was so ridiculous. It's so, it's so you.
Joe Rogan (1:09)
It's, it's, it's such a great time. The dance one, you know, I went to six rehearsals for that, dance rehearsals.
SPEAKER_3 (1:15)
Dancing is hard.
Joe Rogan (1:15)
It was so hard.
SPEAKER_3 (1:17)
And remember when you did the Tom, the Steven Seagal thing?
Joe Rogan (1:19)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that too.
SPEAKER_3 (1:23)
For people that hadn't seen it, that's a, Bert, Bert made a dance video. Like you guys had a competition. See who makes the best one.
Joe Rogan (1:29)
He was just saying we should all do one. And then, and we were, I was like, yeah, okay. And then he just dropped one. So he, there was no like, let's both do one.
And then he was like, I'm a better dancer. And I was like, eat shit, dude.
SPEAKER_3 (1:44)
There's something about him saying he's better at something that's infuriating.
Joe Rogan (1:48)
It's so crazy. Cause it's just, it's just like wild, unhinged confidence. You know?
And the truth is, I got to give him his credit. He is, he is capable of so much of this stuff too.
SPEAKER_3 (2:00)
Well, he's a great athlete.
Joe Rogan (2:01)
Great.
SPEAKER_3 (2:02)
That's why he's so confident about stuff.
Joe Rogan (2:04)
He dropped, he dropped a bunch of weight. And then in our, we did our 5k a few weeks ago for the Netflix is a Joke, we did a 5k again. From last year to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time.
SPEAKER_3 (2:17)
Holy shit.
Joe Rogan (2:18)
I was like, dude, he's dropped 50 pounds too.
SPEAKER_3 (2:21)
Can you imagine doing a 5k with a 50 pound vest on?
Joe Rogan (2:24)
It's crazy. It's really-
SPEAKER_3 (2:26)
I think about that every time I work out with a vest on and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds.
Joe Rogan (2:31)
25
SPEAKER_3 (2:32)
Which is like a normal amount that people lose.
Joe Rogan (2:34)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (2:34)
Like this is crazy how much harder everything is.
Joe Rogan (2:36)
So much harder, yeah. It's great to wear those on like a hike and take it off and you're like, oh my God.
SPEAKER_3 (2:42)
I have a 35 pounder I wear when I walk the dog and I have another one that's an actual backpack frame that I put plates on it and I can get it up to 90 pounds.
Joe Rogan (2:52)
I did a hike with a 50 on and I had to take that shit off.
SPEAKER_3 (2:55)
It's fucking hard, man.
Joe Rogan (2:56)
It's really hard.
SPEAKER_3 (2:56)
The 45 pound, I do with one 45 pound plate. So like the backpack itself is probably about four pounds and then the plate is another 45
Joe Rogan (3:03)
That shoulder neck area just starts to just go over you. Yeah, it's really rough.
SPEAKER_3 (3:07)
I do it before hunting season though because it's like the best thing to prepare you for actually having a backpack on in the mountains. Yeah, like because you don't realize how well you're carrying a bow.
You're carrying you. I don't pack my whole camp on my back. Like some guys when they go out to the backcountry for like 8, 10 days, they'll have a 80 pound, 60 pound pack because they've got their food for like a week in there and then they have like their bedding and they have like some kind of a shelter.
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