#2487 - Action Bronson

**Joe Rogan** (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

**Action Bronson** (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**Jamie** (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:13)
That wouldn't have brought a smile to my face.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:15)
Yeah, all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top. Well, I got this. This is a wooly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me. A wooly mammoth tooth with a wooly mammoth carved into it.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:27)
That's craziness.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:28)
That's crazy, right? That tooth's probably 10,000 years old. No bullshit.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:33)
But the balls to carve into it too.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:35)
I know, I would never. I mean, it's beautiful.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:37)
That's gorgeous.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:38)
The guy did it, he nailed it. I mean, it's a beautiful little elephant there.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:42)
That's unbelievable.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:43)
But I would never carve into one of these things.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:46)
It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:50)
Right.
It doesn't look like it. The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do stuff with them. Like, you could buy a knife with a woolly mammoth handle. Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun. So you could put that on a 1911 It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:16)
You just have an extra handle? Is this this handle?

**Jamie** (1:20)
It's the pistol handle.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:21)
It's the pistol handle. And this is a piece.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:25)
It would make a good handle for this one too, like the front one for fucking, like if you're holding a sick ass thing.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:31)
Sick ass thing, yeah. Yeah, I definitely could do that too. I mean, they basically could make anything they want out of it. They make folding knives out of it. Jamie has a folding knife out of it.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:40)
Can you make piano keys out of it?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:42)
Oh yeah, you definitely could.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:43)
The woolly mammoth. The woolly mammoth woolitzer.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:47)
You could, right? You definitely could. If you could use ivory, you could use woolly mammoth ivory because they use it in pool queues.
This is a tooth too.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:56)
I used to have my own pool queue. Unscrewed it. I used to come to the fucking pool hall with unscrew the fucking thing and get nuts with it.
Having a pool queue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that. You're not playing games.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:12)
You're not playing games.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:12)
You're there to play games, you're not playing.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:15)
It's a very serious thing. It's a cool thing. You show up with your own queue, like in The Hustler.
The guy shows up with a leather satchel.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:22)
The coolest guy's ever. Come on. That satchel alone.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:25)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:26)
It's male accessories.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:28)
Right.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:28)
I love a good male accessory.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:30)
Right.

**Jamie** (2:30)
Like, we don't have a lot.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:31)
Well, you have a knife.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:33)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:33)
Knife always looks good on the side. A gun.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:35)
A watch.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:36)
Watch.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:37)
Watch is a good male accessory. It's like the most acceptable male jewelry. Don't you think? Watches.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:43)
I don't want no one with a nose ring. I don't want to pull up with this one.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:47)
Or like, I mean, you could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit because you're a rapper.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:53)
No, no, I'm not. No one knows me as that. You know me as a blue collar guy.
I don't even look good with jewelry on. I look silly.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:00)
I do, too. I feel stupid. I never wear a chain. I feel stupid.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:04)
I don't own a chain. I had a chain back in the day. It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:11)
That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:13)
Tas was the first.

**Jamie** (3:13)
I want one now.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:15)
Tas with boxing gloves.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:16)
For sure. Boxing gloves with the child's name.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:19)
I have that on my head. My friend Kenny got that. It was his first tattoo when we were in high school. Tasmanian devil with a boxing glove. We were all like, sick, because we were like 16

**SPEAKER_4** (3:31)
The Tas was still to this day, we wanted like that and barbed wire. If you had barbed wire and taz.