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#2459 - Jim Breuer

The Joe Rogan Experience

February 24, 2026

Jim Breuer is a stand-up comedian, actor, and host of “The Breuniverse Podcast.” He is touring in 2026 with the “Find the Funny” tour. Visible.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Jim Breuer, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

SPEAKER_3 (0:06)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Good to see you, my friend.

Jim Breuer (0:20)

Yeah, you too.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Young Jamie. So, I stopped you, we were getting coffee. I said, stop, hold this. So what were you saying?

Jim Breuer (0:29)

Which one first?

Joe Rogan (0:30)

The prostate one.

Jim Breuer (0:31)

Okay, so prostate one.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Let's go straight to the dick.

Jim Breuer (0:33)

All right.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

That is not really the dick. It's like it's behind the dick.

Jim Breuer (0:36)

So this would be...

Joe Rogan (0:38)

I'm an anatomist.

Jim Breuer (0:40)

It is behind the dick.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

Is that a word? Anatomist?

Jim Breuer (0:43)

Autopsy?

Joe Rogan (0:44)

So bladder contains approximately 5 milliliters of cloudy yellow urine. The prostate is slightly and diffusely enlarged with marked enlargement of the verumontanum.

SPEAKER_6 (0:59)

That's how I would have said it.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

The testes are unremarkable. That's the last thing I want anybody to say about my nuts. I want them to say, wow, what a great pair.

Jim Breuer (1:09)

Great body, but the nuts are...

Joe Rogan (1:10)

Unremarkable.

Jim Breuer (1:12)

Unremarkable.

SPEAKER_6 (1:12)

Unremarkable.

Jim Breuer (1:14)

So here is some sort of discussion between him and someone.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

Okay. The guy says, exactly not clear what defects hormones might have on that aren't replaced by testosterone. The advantage of taking testosterone, there are two different things. You can have high testosterone and still have a need for Viagra because you don't have a prostate, right? And then Epstein says, correct.

Jim Breuer (1:40)

And then at the bottom of the show, another doc.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Hold on. Let me keep going there. So that's an extreme example. I was actually going to try and move up one level sort of drug enhancing life. If you don't mind it, he doesn't mind it. I'm sort of out of space thinking. So he's trying to juice up. So he's saying I'm moving up one level of sort of drug enhancing life. I don't know what I think he means. He's going to start juicing. That's what it sounds like.

Jim Breuer (2:07)

So he doesn't have a prostate.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

He doesn't have a prostate, it says.

Jim Breuer (2:10)

There's another document that says something about it. After a radical prostatectomy.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Prostatectomy.

Jim Breuer (2:19)

So when they take out your prostate?

Jim Breuer (2:20)

But that doesn't necessarily say he had his. I think it's a document saying that.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

But he said he doesn't have a prostate. And it says, patient Jeffrey Epstein. It says, according to the American Urological Association, serum PSA should decrease and remain at undetectable levels after radical prostatectomy.

Jim Breuer (2:39)

And there's other documents where he's contacting doctors that specialize in that very thing.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

OK, so the doctor saying he had a radical prostatectomy, he's saying he does not have a prostate. But yet the body from the autopsy talks about the prostate is slightly and diffusely enlarged. So that's not his body. That's what it seems like.

SPEAKER_7 (3:11)

I don't buy it.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

You don't buy that?

Jim Breuer (3:13)

I don't buy his dead.

SPEAKER_8 (3:15)

Why would you? Right.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

I don't buy his dead either.

Jim Breuer (3:17)

Here's the other one.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

But however, hold on.

Jim Breuer (3:19)

This is from a attorney. So this is like Assistant United States Attorney or something.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

So the OCME told me it's signed a confidentiality agreement in connection with the investigation into the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.

Jim Breuer (3:35)

So that's almost six months after he died. They're asking for a document about the investigation of the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.

Joe Rogan (3:44)

Was that because there was accusations that it was a murder?

Jim Breuer (3:47)

I don't, you know.

Joe Rogan (3:48)

So we talked about this before, that 18 days before he allegedly committed suicide, he complained that his cellmate tried to kill him. And you know who his cellmate is?

Jim Breuer (3:59)

Who?

Joe Rogan (4:00)

Oh, you don't know?

Jim Breuer (4:01)

No.

Joe Rogan (4:01)

His cellmate, I'm not Kurt Madsker, you don't know? His cellmate was this gigantic cop who was a murderer. He had killed four different drug dealers. Yeah, he was a contract killer. This is the guy. That's his fucking cellmate.

Look at that gorilla.

Jim Breuer (4:20)

That's a silverback.

Joe Rogan (4:21)

Yeah, dirty cop, murderer. And then they said, hmm, most high profile witness of all time, defendant of all time, let's put him in jail with a murderer. A guy who contract kills, dirty cop.

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