#2446 - Greg Fitzsimmons
The Joe Rogan Experience
January 31, 2026
Greg Fitzsimmons is a comedian, actor, and writer, host of “Fitzdog Radio,” and co-host of “Sunday Papers” and “Childish.” He will be touring in 2026.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Greg Fitzsimmons, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.
SPEAKER_3 (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Joe Rogan (0:12)
Oh, Alpha Brain?
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:12)
Yeah, just take some Alpha Brain, so I'm gonna be fucking sharp.
Joe Rogan (0:15)
I've got this stuff, too, if you want it. It's an energy drink that also has nootropics in it.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:19)
Oh, yeah?
Joe Rogan (0:20)
Yeah, good stuff. Gregory.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:23)
Joseph.
Joe Rogan (0:23)
Good to see you, my friend.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:24)
Good to see you, man.
Joe Rogan (0:25)
The world's on fire.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:27)
World is on fire.
Joe Rogan (0:29)
Good time for you to come in.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:31)
I mean, I literally, I mean, talked about being addicted to your scroll. I got to really put the fucking phone down sometimes.
Joe Rogan (0:39)
I know. Yeah, it's not good.
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:41)
No.
Joe Rogan (0:41)
It's not good for your brain to see all the problems of the world all piling and everything looks like it's about to blow up. Yeah. Iran looks like it's about to blow up. They're talking about going into Cuba. Don Lemon went to jail. It's like it's all crazy. It's like, what's next?
Greg Fitzsimmons (0:57)
You know, when jail gives you lemons. It's also like, what's that whole theory about we're only supposed to be exposed to like 200 people in our life?
Joe Rogan (1:08)
Yeah. That's Dunbar's number.
Jamie (1:10)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:10)
Yeah. You only can keep that many people in your head.
Greg Fitzsimmons (1:13)
But you should only know about that many divorces and that much cheating and that much killing as would happen within 200
Joe Rogan (1:21)
And you fill in the blank, fraud, waste, abuse, international politics, restrictions on speech in England.
Jamie (1:30)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:31)
This is a fucking crazy story. This guy in England, an illegal alien, was a squatter in his house. The court ruled that because he didn't live in the house, the guy didn't live in the house, it was an empty house, they gave him the house. They gave the squatter the house, the squatter sold it for 540 grand. The squatter sold his house, took his house because he was living in it. And this guy was like a pensioner. He was just a guy who had like an extra house, like a fucking investment property.
Greg Fitzsimmons (2:04)
You're right.
Joe Rogan (2:04)
And this guy moved into it. Have you seen it, Jamie?
Jamie (2:07)
I'm seeing something from a year ago.
Joe Rogan (2:09)
I don't know. Somebody sent it to me today.
Greg Fitzsimmons (2:11)
They had that in New York back in the 70s and 80s. There was a lot of empty units like down in the Lower East Side, like Topkin Square Park area. There was a lot of squatting.
Joe Rogan (2:21)
Yeah, this is it. Squatter moved in the pensioners' empty home, then won the legal right to keep it and sold the house for 500, I guess, 540, is that euros or pounds? Is that pounds? What's that? Pounds.
Greg Fitzsimmons (2:33)
Yeah. England has pounds.
Joe Rogan (2:34)
That's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_6 (2:37)
That's so crazy.
Joe Rogan (2:41)
England has lost its fucking mind. It's almost like they want people to either revolt or completely submit. It's one or the other. It's like you're either begging for a revolution or you're begging for people to completely submit. They've arrested 12,000 people this year for social media posts.
Greg Fitzsimmons (3:00)
Oh, that's right.
Joe Rogan (3:01)
And most of it is criticizing immigration. Just criticizing immigration. Just saying, immigration sucks, we should send these people back home. Cops show up at your door.
Greg Fitzsimmons (3:09)
Right, right.
Joe Rogan (3:10)
Crazy.
Greg Fitzsimmons (3:11)
Well, TikTok is now not allowing people to post anything that is anti-ice.
Joe Rogan (3:18)
Not just that. You can't post the juice box emoji.
Greg Fitzsimmons (3:22)
What's that?
Joe Rogan (3:22)
Because it's a code for Jews. Because people were using it because they were blocking content where they were criticizing Israel.
Greg Fitzsimmons (3:31)
Wait, why is the juice box Jews? I don't know. Juice, juice, juice.
Joe Rogan (3:40)
It is funny. But did they block the use? It is funny, but did they block the use of the word Epstein?
Jamie (3:49)
I'm not on the app, but I saw a video of someone trying to block the word Epstein.
Joe Rogan (3:54)
Let's run that through Perplexity. See if Perplexity will rat out TikTok.
It's so crazy that they would do it because they just purchased it. So it was just purchased by some... What is the group? Did Larry Ellison's group purchase it?
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