#2429 - Tom Segura
The Joe Rogan Experience
December 23, 2025
Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, and author. He co-hosts “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! GAMBLING PROBLEM?
Speakers Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, Bill Gates
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
Tom Segura (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Joe Rogan (0:06)
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
SPEAKER_3 (0:12)
Is that hat your croissant? Bro, those croissants are a real fucking problem. I was gonna eat one bite, this is what's left. I was like, I'll have a bite.
SPEAKER_4 (0:21)
They're so good, man.
SPEAKER_3 (0:22)
Too buttery. How can a guy lose as much weight as you lost and then open up a fucking bakery?
SPEAKER_4 (0:27)
Because I started with them when I was so fat. It was perfect. I fell in love with that place when I was close to my fattest. I was like, this is a match made in heaven.
SPEAKER_3 (0:35)
How big were you when you were your fattest?
SPEAKER_4 (0:37)
The most I ever weighed was 265
SPEAKER_3 (0:40)
Holy shit. Yeah. What are you now?
SPEAKER_4 (0:42)
187
SPEAKER_3 (0:43)
That's insane. Yeah.
SPEAKER_4 (0:45)
That's like, what, 80 pounds?
SPEAKER_3 (0:46)
What does that feel like on your joints?
SPEAKER_4 (0:47)
Feels great. I feel so much better. I feel so much better.
SPEAKER_3 (0:50)
Of course.
SPEAKER_4 (0:51)
I'm lifting four days a week.
SPEAKER_3 (0:52)
Wow.
SPEAKER_4 (0:53)
Yeah, I just lifted this morning. Do you have a trainer?
SPEAKER_3 (0:55)
Do you go on solo?
SPEAKER_4 (0:56)
No. He meets me there every day or every day that I'm-
SPEAKER_3 (0:59)
Do you do that for accountability?
SPEAKER_4 (1:01)
You know, I just realized that, I mean, I've trained enough now where I can do a good workout on my own, but I always feel like it's never as good as when he's there. It's always, you know what I mean? It's always a little bit harder, and I always feel like it's a better workout when he's there.
Yeah, he pushes me, Sean.
SPEAKER_3 (1:22)
So you've been with him for a while?
SPEAKER_4 (1:24)
I've been with him for years. The other difference, the big difference is that I've been, I dialed in not with croissants, but I've dialed in my nutrition a lot more. Like I eat four times a day now, and I'm on top of my macros. You know what I mean? Things I've never done before.
SPEAKER_3 (1:38)
Why do you eat four times a day?
SPEAKER_4 (1:39)
This nutritionist just gave me this plan, and I've been just doing it.
SPEAKER_3 (1:42)
Interesting.
SPEAKER_4 (1:43)
Yeah. So I eat 50 grams of protein at each of those four different meals.
SPEAKER_3 (1:49)
Okay.
SPEAKER_4 (1:50)
So I end up getting 200 grams.
SPEAKER_3 (1:52)
So you do smaller meals that are lower in calories but high in protein?
SPEAKER_4 (1:58)
Yeah. And then I also, I carb cycle. So I know on a, and like if today was legs, I know that it's a more intense workout. I'll do the full portions of these carbs, right? Which sometimes is sweet potatoes or white rice. But on a day, if I'm like, if it's a rest day or I'm doing like less intense workout, I'll dial back how much of those carbs I eat.
SPEAKER_3 (2:24)
Hmm. Do you take a pre-workout?
SPEAKER_4 (2:27)
I have a pre-workout meal every time. So like in the morning, I get I've been getting up at 530 So I get.
SPEAKER_3 (2:34)
What?
SPEAKER_4 (2:34)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (2:35)
What the fuck are you doing, man?
SPEAKER_4 (2:36)
I mean, because I've been in the writer's room on my on season two of Bad Thoughts. So I've been I've been getting up at 530 And my pre-workout meal are these like, I guess it's like muesli kind of like grains, you know, with with some honey, a little bit of almond butter. And then I have Greek yogurt with a scoop of whey protein. So that's my pre-workout. And after that, I go to the gym. And then during the workout, I sometimes have like an intro workout shake. Sometimes I just yeah, yeah. But I mean, I feel much better doing it that way.
SPEAKER_3 (3:13)
I do.
SPEAKER_4 (3:14)
And then and then I eat again about an hour after that workout. So that's my second meal. Then a few hours later is three. And then my fourth one is like around six.
SPEAKER_3 (3:23)
So you have your second meal by the time it's like 8 a.m. And maybe like 9.30.
SPEAKER_4 (3:29)
That's so crazy.
SPEAKER_3 (3:31)
What time are you going to bed at night?
SPEAKER_4 (3:32)
Well, that's the key to this whole fucking thing. That's the key to the whole thing. Is that you go, to do this, I got to do this. And to do that, I got to do that. And to do that, I got to get up early. And the only way I can get up early is by staying on top of when I go to bed. You know, when we met, I was going to bed at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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