#2413 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan (0:03)

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SPEAKER_3 (0:06)

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Theo Von (0:16)

Sorry, I didn't know you were talking. Talking to one of the...

Joe Rogan (0:19)

There's only three of us in here.

Theo Von (0:22)

I don't know, dude.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

The glasses, man. What's the new sophisticated look?

Theo Von (0:25)

Yeah, I got them.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

What's going on? I see, I see, got them.

Theo Von (0:28)

Yeah, they're great, man. My buddy Joseph gave them to me. I got them from him.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Yeah?

Theo Von (0:33)

Yeah, and they're popping. And they help, too.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Yeah?

Theo Von (0:36)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Are you losing your vision?

Theo Von (0:39)

I don't think so, but I think these just make it even better.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Okay. Let me see. Let me try them. Let me see how your eyes are.

Theo Von (0:45)

Try them on, big dog.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Oh, barely.

Theo Von (0:49)

I could get them weighted, too, so you could do a neck workout while you have them on.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Why would you do that? This is... God, I can't tell the difference. Are you sure these are real?

Theo Von (1:00)

I think they are.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

I don't think these are real glasses, dog.

Theo Von (1:04)

Let me see. Try...

Joe Rogan (1:05)

I don't think they... Jamie, put these on. First of all, they're smeared as fuck.

Theo Von (1:09)

Yeah. Somehow they keep getting grease on them, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

You got greasy fucking fingers. What? Look at you.

You're rubbing your face.

Theo Von (1:17)

I don't even go in the kitchen. You don't need grease.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

You don't need to go in the kitchen for grease. Barely tell the difference, right?

Jamie (1:23)

It's doing something, but...

Joe Rogan (1:24)

Barely. Barely. This is psychological.

Jamie (1:27)

It's like if you're not 2020 or 2025

Joe Rogan (1:31)

These are psychological, dog.

Theo Von (1:33)

You don't think they're good?

Joe Rogan (1:34)

No. No, that's not what I'm saying. I mean, they're fine, but they're psych... Yes, sir. You look smarter.

Theo Von (1:39)

I'm watching.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

I've been reading too much. Yeah. They're... I think it's a psychological thing.

Theo Von (1:46)

Yeah, it could be.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

I believe that they make you see better. My vision's okay. It's not as good as it was when I was young.

Theo Von (1:54)

I got to read the packaging again.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

But it's a lot better than it used to be. I started using a red light, a red light bed. Makes a giant difference, man.

Theo Von (2:00)

Really?

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Huge difference. Yeah, I don't need reading glasses anymore. I need to read glasses for a while. Like, look at my phone. Like, it was fine text. Yeah. I don't read it. I don't need it at all anymore.

Theo Von (2:08)

And that's because of the red light.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, red light therapy and certain vitamins like lutein. There's a few different... There's a company called Pure Encapsulations. They make a formulation called Macular Support. And I take that stuff. But those two things for sure have had a big impact. I think it's the red light, though, more than anything. That was the big... That was the big factor.

Theo Von (2:30)

I've been doing sauna and I've been getting in there. It feels good. I feel like a little dumpling when I get out of there.

Jamie (2:35)

Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

It's good.

Theo Von (2:36)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

Right?

Theo Von (2:37)

Yeah, it feels good.

Jamie (2:38)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

Get that body all heated up and everything just kind of flows out of you. I saw a protocol of what you're supposed to do before you get in there, and I've never done any of these things. But it's like how much water you're supposed to drink before you go in. Like 45 minutes, you're supposed to go. You're supposed to drink like a liter of water with electrolytes and some magnesium. I don't know. Some guy made this. That's the problem. Like everybody's an online guru.

Theo Von (3:05)

Yeah. Well, everybody, everything they watch, it's like they think you're trying to get in the Olympics. It's like, bitch, I'm just trying to fucking get to work.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

I just want to feel a little bit better.

Theo Von (3:15)

Yeah, I'm just trying to make it out of my garage.