#2402 - Miranda Lambert

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Miranda Lambert (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

SPEAKER_3 (0:12)

I hate it when the desk is a mess, because my mind is a mess.

Miranda Lambert (0:16)

I wish my mind was a mess.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

You're creative, that's how it works.

SPEAKER_4 (0:19)

Is that how it works?

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_4 (0:21)

Is that the excuse we use?

Joe Rogan (0:22)

I don't know, I'm trying to make myself feel better.

SPEAKER_4 (0:24)

I think that's the excuse we use for each other.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Yeah, I'm a creative, it's my go-to default.

SPEAKER_4 (0:31)

Is the compression on? Something sounds weird. Oh, it's just really loud. Something happened, maybe my ears got better? What happened?

Joe Rogan (0:38)

You can hear now? My ears aren't very good.

SPEAKER_4 (0:41)

Sometimes when I'm underwater for too long, or I swim or something like that, and then I forget that my ears have water in them, and then they come out like, oh, there's that moment where like, oh, this is how I hear.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

I feel like I have the in-ear monitors for my job. And I still, like I've been using them for, I don't know, 20 years, and I'm still not used to them. Like I come from like honky tonk world where you can hear everything, hear the room.

SPEAKER_4 (1:08)

Well, it's so good that people have them now, cause boy, so many people I know from back in the day are almost deaf.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Oh yeah, I'm so glad we have them. It's not the same. I mean, you don't feel the energy of the room, but it saved your hearing, which is helpful.

SPEAKER_4 (1:23)

It's a good trade off. Yeah, you can hear enough. It's a good trade off. And so many of my friends who shoot guns too, same thing. You know, they started hunting when they were kids and no ear protection back then. And, you know, you say something to them and they're like, what? Like, they're all half deaf.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

Yeah, my dad is a police officer and he's... I swear that's why my parents are still married, because he can't hear at all. The dog ate his hearing aid and he never replaced it. And I'm like, is that on purpose, dad?

SPEAKER_4 (1:50)

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Yeah, you definitely develop an ability to shut things off.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:57)

Otherwise. Because men and women think and communicate differently. And if you want your wife to communicate with you the way your buddies do, then well, you married a dude.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:06)

Okay? So if you want to be married to a woman, you have to, like, listen.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

With both ears.

SPEAKER_4 (2:12)

And sometimes it's like a roundabout journey to get to the point and you can't go, what the fuck are you talking about? Because they're like, oh my God, why are you so hostile? So you have to go, okay, okay.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

Selective hearing.

SPEAKER_4 (2:25)

Yeah, selective hearing.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

But my husband will like, I'll say it, and I'll be like, say it back to me. And like, I found that when I do that, it's worse. So I'm like, say what I said back to you. Get bananas at the store. So he comes home, I'm like, where's bananas? I didn't get any. So don't repeat it, just hold it in there.

SPEAKER_4 (2:46)

That's hilarious, he blocked it out for himself.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_4 (2:49)

That's very funny, yeah. The earring thing, the hearing thing is kind of nuts that no one knew. Like, it just makes you wonder, like, when did people, I wonder when people were aware that like loud music was going to kill your hearing.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

I don't know, like, just, I mean, I've had the in-ears for a long time and they did save all of our ears, but it's like, I think that, and then like the longer you go, like still even though I have those, like I turn them up way too loud.

SPEAKER_4 (3:17)

Oh, do you?

Joe Rogan (3:18)

I'm like missing Right. the energy.

SPEAKER_4 (3:20)

Do you ever just say, fuck it, for this show?

Joe Rogan (3:22)

Take one out, like sometimes when it's like a house band, you just get to use wedges. I'm like, yes, this is amazing.

SPEAKER_4 (3:28)

What's a wedge?

Joe Rogan (3:29)

It's just like the little on-stage monitor.

SPEAKER_4 (3:31)

Oh.

Joe Rogan (3:31)

You know what I mean? But it's just so loud. I mean, it's so loud. And I also do, I do mounted shooting. And so.