#2380 - Jordan Jensen

SPEAKER_2 (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

What's up?

Jordan Jensen (0:15)

Oh, good. I got my legal pad here.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Yeah, in case you need to write notes.

Jordan Jensen (0:19)

I'm going to take notes on what you're doing right and wrong, and I'll give them to you at the end.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

So I can figure out what the wrong stuff is and stop doing it.

Jordan Jensen (0:29)

I want to fuck with all this stuff.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

I know. There's so much shit.

Jordan Jensen (0:32)

It's crazy.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

And people keep giving me new shit.

Jordan Jensen (0:34)

I know. I brought a little tiny figuring of a little thing on stage one time, and every single meet and greet, people give me these little tiny animals. So now I have this giant collection of them. And I'm like, I don't like these that much.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

That's the problem is like, everybody knows that I keep a bunch of shit on this desk. So people give me shit to put on this desk. And now it's getting kind of crazy. Where I'm going to have to have a shelf.

Jordan Jensen (0:56)

I had to get a shelf. I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Look, I have like mammoth teeth. This is a piece of art.

Jordan Jensen (1:04)

Oh, somebody gave me one of these.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

It was cut out of a wooly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a don't blow it.

Jordan Jensen (1:08)

I won't. I got one of these. A Mayan death whistle. Brian Callan blew it.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

Yeah, Brian Aztec. Aztec death whistle. Brian Callan blew one right before COVID hit. I'm not saying he caused it. But there's a lot of videos saying he caused it.

Jordan Jensen (1:23)

I get it. I get it. That would be a death whistle.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

I think it was technically I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.

Jordan Jensen (1:32)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:32)

Unless we're in a simulation.

SPEAKER_2 (1:34)

Right.

Jordan Jensen (1:34)

You're the COVID guy. I was listening to your podcast with what's the woman who got falsely accused?

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Of what?

Jordan Jensen (1:43)

Of murdering her roommate.

SPEAKER_2 (1:45)

Oh, yeah.

Jordan Jensen (1:46)

I was listening to that one and I like fast forwarded it one moment and it went from her being like, and then I was in prison for four years to you being like, well, the bats in COVID. And I was like, how do we get here?

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast. Amanda Knox. She's got a Netflix series out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super fucking weird.

Jordan Jensen (2:07)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at 20 years old of a murder, where they had all this evidence of this guy who broke into the house fucking murdered her. His DNA was there, and they ignored it because they didn't want to admit they were wrong. It's on Hulu. Hulu, sorry.

Jordan Jensen (2:26)

I don't really get how that happens.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Because cops are cunts, just like people are cunts, not all cops.

Jordan Jensen (2:32)

Did they not see sperm everywhere? Oh no, the guy was like, I fucked her.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

No, I don't know what he said. I don't know what happened, but I know that they had a narrative.

Jordan Jensen (2:42)

Oh, that he was in on it.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

No, no, no. They had a narrative that she did it, that she caused the murder.

Jordan Jensen (2:48)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

The guy started with that and he stuck with it. Even when there was evidence that showed that there was a guy in there, and then the guy did it, and then the window was broken, and somebody broke into the house.

Jordan Jensen (2:59)

Then eventually he came forward and was like, this has nothing to do with her, the guy who did do it.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything. No, she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy after the fact, forgave him.

Jordan Jensen (3:13)

She's a white girl, they're all about the forgiveness.

SPEAKER_2 (3:15)

She got tried twice.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

Twice.

Jordan Jensen (3:17)

I know, the Supreme Court.

SPEAKER_2 (3:18)

No, no, no.

Joe Rogan (3:19)

She got acquitted, she got released, right? And then they retried her in absentia. So she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again.