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#2375 - Tim Dillon

The Joe Rogan Experience

September 4, 2025

Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. Introducing Visible Inner Circle: Connect accounts with anyone, share the savings. Join for $25/mo. Add a premium plan and save $5/mo. Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today!

Speakers Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tim Dillon (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Um, but yeah, this is a turkey mark. He sent us these and some zombie ones.

Tim Dillon (0:18)

Sick.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Not the best to drink out of, though.

Tim Dillon (0:21)

You can't drink out of it.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Because it's like curved at the top, so you spill all over yourself. But who cares?

Tim Dillon (0:26)

You gotta put something in it and then just have it. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Like pens or something?

Tim Dillon (0:31)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Drugs. Yeah, it would be good for drugs. Look at that face.

Tim Dillon (0:36)

It would be great.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

If you had some drugs laying around, that's the way you would put them.

Tim Dillon (0:39)

That's the spot.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

So we were talking about the video that Trump posted, this video of them drone bombing some narco guys in the middle of the ocean.

Tim Dillon (0:50)

And Venezuelan drug traffickers, right?

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (0:54)

I think that's what it was.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (0:56)

Venezuelan.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Trendy agragua.

Tim Dillon (0:58)

Trendy agua. It's a real thing.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:01)

They're a real thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

He's accusing the president of Venezuela of being involved, right?

Tim Dillon (1:11)

That could lead to an interesting place, you know? I mean, it could lead to a... I imagine we're doing that because we're trying to suggest that it would be better if he wasn't the president.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Probably something along those lines. I mean, isn't there like a bounty on him?

Tim Dillon (1:26)

I believe there is.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

I think it's like open and public. There's like a $50 million bounty on him.

Tim Dillon (1:34)

Yeah, I think they want to get rid of him.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

Is that what the number is? Yeah, $50 million. There it is. They've been placed a $50 million bounty for information leading to the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

Tim Dillon (1:47)

They've been trying to knock him off for a while.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Yeah, it's said he's accusing him of heading a drug trafficking network. I don't know if that's the case, but speaking to Ed Calderon that I had on the other day, he's an expert on Mexico. You remember when there was like all the assassinations in the last election? Yeah. There was like 37 different assassinations in Mexico. He said it's because they're all cartel. They're not just assassinating regular people.

The cartel is putting these people in to be like the mayor or this or that. And then these other people who have other cartel people are killing them.

Tim Dillon (2:25)

So it's warring cartels.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Exactly. It's all warring cartels. So here it is. The president is posting assassinations on social media.

Tim Dillon (2:38)

Is this? Okay.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

Yeah, we're going to get the chance to see it. And the doosh. Instant. Pretty accurate.

Tim Dillon (2:46)

Pretty fucking accurate.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Very impressive.

Tim Dillon (2:49)

Pretty impressive. A lot of wasted drugs.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Yeah. Well, probably a lot of wasted drugs. Probably bad drugs.

Tim Dillon (2:57)

Well, this is a big problem is that the drugs now are worse than they've ever been.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Oh, yeah.

Tim Dillon (3:04)

I mean, all drugs are bad, but the drugs now seem to be unbelievably bad.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

Well, it's a fentanyl.

Tim Dillon (3:10)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

And Ed was explaining that too. He's like, the soil that they grow the poppies on to make heroin is so bad, it's so taxed out that the heroin was very weak and they couldn't sell it. So they had to add fentanyl to the heroin to make it stronger.

Tim Dillon (3:24)

And they spice it up. They cut it with fentanyl.

Joe Rogan (3:26)

Exactly.

Tim Dillon (3:27)

And fentanyl is what is killing everybody that's doing cocaine, and it's laced with fentanyl and then they drop. It's terrible.

Joe Rogan (3:36)

And it all comes from China, all the fentanyl.

Tim Dillon (3:39)

Well, yeah. And I mean, there is precursors, everything. It is kind of a way, if you are a foreign country, it is a way to, it is some type of warfare, you know, for sure.

Joe Rogan (3:52)

Yeah. There's a bunch of different things that they're doing for sure to try to destabilize the United States.

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