#2333 - Protect Our Parks 15

Jamie Vernon (0:01)

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Jamie Vernon (0:06)

Shrain by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Mark Normand (0:12)

All right, we're rolling.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

We're rolling, don't do anything illegal. Are you on the ozempic?

Shane Gillis (0:16)

No.

Mark Normand (0:17)

Come on, everybody's on the zem.

Shane Gillis (0:19)

I think it's probably bad for you.

Ari Shaffir (0:21)

It might, 100% might, in the end, be bad for you.

Shane Gillis (0:24)

There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually not work out.

Mark Normand (0:28)

You look ripped.

Shane Gillis (0:29)

No, no, no, I'm allowed to work out.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

You don't want to talk about it, but look at those shoulders. Look at those shoulders, dog. Those shoulders are coming in strong.

SPEAKER_7 (0:37)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Dude, you look noticeably thicker. Like, noticeably thicker.

Shane Gillis (0:42)

That's what I said to my trainer. He was like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Bigger. I want to get jacked. You get fucking huge.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

Dude, you've been in this gym, like, super fucking consistent.

Shane Gillis (0:52)

If I'm in Austin, I come here.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

It's awesome.

Shane Gillis (0:54)

Every day, it's very nice.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

Every time you open that door, I want to see you pop out of my, fuck, yeah. He's dead after it. Get after it.

Mark Normand (1:02)

Do you worry about the buff comedy, though? You don't want to be the buff comic.

Shane Gillis (1:05)

I will never actually get in shape.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Well, I very rarely wear a t-shirt on stage.

Mark Normand (1:10)

That's true.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

Or anything tight. Shirtless is my move. I just want to look like a fucking champ.

Ari Shaffir (1:15)

Take your shirt off like Hulk Hogan.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

Oh, that's fun.

Ari Shaffir (1:18)

Start comedy.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Yeah, Greisscher, when he started losing weight and he's getting jacked, I'm like, you're taking away from your act there, fella. Exactly. You look like a football player now. Bert was getting some big thick ass shoulders.

Shane Gillis (1:29)

I don't do a lot of fat jokes, if any.

Ari Shaffir (1:32)

No, you don't really.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

You might make fun of yourself if it helps something.

Shane Gillis (1:36)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

It doesn't matter.

Mark Normand (1:37)

Well, you're not fat enough. You're more like squishy.

Shane Gillis (1:39)

Yeah, just a fat guy. Yeah.

Mark Normand (1:42)

You're not like a fat guy.

Shane Gillis (1:43)

So absurdly fat that you have to talk about it.

Ari Shaffir (1:45)

Bert doesn't really do fat jokes either.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

No.

Shane Gillis (1:48)

No.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

No.

Mark Normand (1:49)

Really?

Ari Shaffir (1:50)

No, not really.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Sometimes you just got to attack the elephant in the room, just to get it out of the way, but then after that, fuck it. But if you're really good, you don't even need it. But if you have a joke that's funny, that's fat, who fucking cares? That's the weirdest thing is comics, like policing what should be talked about. If someone comes up with the most amazing fart joke of all time, I'm going to die laughing. You know? It's like, I don't do any. I don't have any. But it's like, on anything and everything, there's a take on anything and everything, that's like, ah! Yeah.

Shane Gillis (2:22)

You know?

Joe Rogan (2:23)

It's just gotta find where it is.

Mark Normand (2:24)

It's kind of my goal.

Shane Gillis (2:25)

Just come up with the best fart joke of all time.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Ate's dog?

Shane Gillis (2:28)

No, not yet. Come on.

Mark Normand (2:29)

What's that?

Shane Gillis (2:30)

You're bad at loose today, dude.

Mark Normand (2:33)

What's up with you?

Shane Gillis (2:33)

He's fired up. He's gamed it.

Mark Normand (2:35)

You've pulled out three drugs. I've been here eight minutes.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

Shh, they're all legal.

Mark Normand (2:39)

Shut the fuck up. No drugs, no drugs.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

It's just nicotine.

Mark Normand (2:42)

It's just a zembeck.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Don't get the fence on us.

Mark Normand (2:44)

Lucy Breakers.

Ari Shaffir (2:45)

What's the hecklefish?

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Oh, that's from, you ever see that YouTube show, The Y Files?

Mark Normand (2:51)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

It's a great fucking show. It's all about like fucking aliens and why you can't go into the Grand Canyon and secret fucking temples and stuff like that. And AJ Gentile is the host. And then this is a fish that sits in the fish tank next to him and talk shit to him.