#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad

Joe Rogan (0:01)

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Ehsan Ahmad (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

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SPEAKER_4 (0:13)

What's up?

SPEAKER_5 (0:16)

What's going on, man?

Jamie (0:17)

It's good to see you.

SPEAKER_4 (0:19)

Good to be back.

SPEAKER_5 (0:19)

Yeah, brother. I've had a few interesting days just chilling and relaxing and trying to stay off the news, man. And then this morning, someone sent me a video of Bridget McCrone, McCrone's wife fucking face slapping him. Yeah, that's wild, dude.

Deric Poston (0:37)

My favorite is the look into the camera once he realizes I got caught. Yeah, he's like, oh, it's like, you could put like the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song right after that.

SPEAKER_5 (0:48)

Imagine what goes on behind closed doors. If someone's bitch slapping you on a private jet, like, what is that? Yeah, that's a weird relationship.

Deric Poston (0:59)

But she was his teacher.

SPEAKER_5 (1:01)

If it was a she.

Deric Poston (1:03)

Oh yeah, there's a whole like, there's a whole like, yeah. There's a whole like thing.

SPEAKER_5 (1:06)

Bro, Candace Owens did like five hours on it.

Deric Poston (1:11)

That's a little bit crazy.

SPEAKER_5 (1:12)

But yeah, she's the wrong dog to go after you.

Deric Poston (1:16)

Right.

SPEAKER_5 (1:16)

If you're trying to break into a house, that's a wrong guard dog.

Deric Poston (1:19)

Right.

SPEAKER_5 (1:20)

She gets on something, she's like a pit bull.

Deric Poston (1:22)

No, she really breaks down. I had a friend once show me her breakdown of like, a Taylor Swift situation, because I didn't know Candace talks about like, that sort of stuff as well. And I was like, oh, this is like a really in-depth breakdown of what's going on with Taylor Swift. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_5 (1:35)

Oh, she did the whole Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively thing, and I'm eating popcorn.

SPEAKER_4 (1:44)

No.

SPEAKER_5 (1:46)

But the fucking Bridget McCrone one is the craziest, because I think she's right. I don't, obviously I don't know. But at the end of the day, the first thing you have to say is, what kind of a 40-year-old dates a 14-year-old?

SPEAKER_4 (2:01)

Right.

SPEAKER_5 (2:01)

That's crazy. Even if it's a woman and a man. First of all, Kurt Masker says it's 14 I think the Internet says it's 15

SPEAKER_8 (2:09)

But Masker goes, but it's definitely 14

SPEAKER_5 (2:12)

He was younger than that. Did you see me get cornered by him yesterday?

Jamie (2:16)

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_5 (2:17)

Bro, he just hit me with like seven different conspiracies in a row, and I'm like, guys, guys, I'm getting cornered.

Deric Poston (2:23)

It's so hard to follow him all the time when you're just like, well, OK.

SPEAKER_5 (2:27)

I felt like a woman trapped at like an office party, and the guy who's hitting on them won't leave him alone. They can't escape.

Deric Poston (2:34)

Yeah, have you ever seen that meme of that girl at the party and the guy's just talking at him?

Jamie (2:39)

It's always like something about Flat Earth or something.

Deric Poston (2:43)

But yeah, no, I saw that, and I was like, that's crazy that this happened this morning.

SPEAKER_5 (2:47)

Crazy, but the facts of the situation, 40 and let's say 15, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. 15 is like, I have a 15 year old, they're little kids, essentially. They're like three years away from being an adult. Three whole years.

Deric Poston (3:04)

Well, you know what's interesting? Is that like, I listen to a lot of true crime and they'll say that like, pedophiles and stuff will put themselves in situations where they can abuse. And that's, I think that that's why there's a lot of-

SPEAKER_5 (3:15)

Nickelodeon.

SPEAKER_4 (3:16)

Yeah, Nickelodeon.

SPEAKER_5 (3:17)

Nickelodeon thing. It's like the Jimmy Savile thing in England.

Deric Poston (3:20)

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_4 (3:21)

So crazy.

Deric Poston (3:22)

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_4 (3:23)

So crazy.

Deric Poston (3:24)

I was trying to explain to someone this week, I was like, imagine if Mr. Rogers was the biggest pedophile that ever existed.

SPEAKER_5 (3:29)

But also looked like one.

SPEAKER_4 (3:31)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (3:32)

That's what's cra- like Mr. Rogers looks like a sweet guy. You know what I mean? Like back in the day, like, if a guy like Mr. Rogers was teaching kids, you wouldn't even get creeped out. It's like, oh, he's just a sweet guy. There's sweet people out there. But Jimmy Savile looks like a monster. He looked like a monster. He didn't look like a real person. He looked like- what was that fucking movie? There was that movie that was based on a book. Oh my god. Johnny Depp was in it.