#2326 - Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr (0:01)

Joe Rogan Podcast, checking in.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Jimmy Carr (0:15)

I'm rehydrating, having... Well, I think I got it from this show, the sauna cold plunge thing.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

I bet you did.

Jimmy Carr (0:22)

I'm so into it.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

That's awesome.

Jimmy Carr (0:24)

So addicted to it.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

It changes your life.

Jimmy Carr (0:27)

It really does. It's like it's that dopamine for like...

Joe Rogan (0:31)

You're changing my life by crushing this liquid IV in the most bizarre way possible.

Jimmy Carr (0:35)

I don't know. It's like somehow it's all shmushed up.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Yeah, it's humidity.

Jimmy Carr (0:39)

All right. Well...

Joe Rogan (0:40)

It probably got a little humidity in there. It needs one of them little packets you get in the chips that you always accidentally bite.

Jimmy Carr (0:46)

Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

You know, those little things they put in there to like absorb humidity.

Jimmy Carr (0:50)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I don't know. I think that's what they're for, right? I don't have any idea what it is. They absorb humidity? Is that what they do?

Jimmy Carr (0:57)

Salt or something.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Maybe they provide it. Do they provide humidity?

Jimmy Carr (1:01)

What do they do? I did the... I'm now staying in... Not exclusively, but like I'm... My hotel choice, I'm solving for places with sauna cold plunge. So I can kind of do that in the morning and feel alive.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

There's a lot more of those now.

Jimmy Carr (1:15)

Well, it's great. And then... But you travel the world. I travel everywhere.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Yeah.

Jimmy Carr (1:18)

So I was in, like, Vienna, and they've got this incredible facility. And I went, and it's like, you know, it's an amazing sauna, amazing cold plunge. So I get in there, I'm having a great time. Guy walks in, and I get told off for wearing shorts. Because I got swim shorts on, and it's Austria, and they like to sauna naked.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

They want to look at your cock.

Jimmy Carr (1:40)

They want to check it out. Okay, and I know I've got no problem with that in the sauna. I've got zero problem in the sauna. I tell you where the problem comes.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

What?

Jimmy Carr (1:47)

Post-cold plunge.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

Yeah.

Jimmy Carr (1:49)

That is some baby dick.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

You know where the real problem comes. Aggressive gay men.

Jimmy Carr (1:54)

In saunas?

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Yeah.

Jimmy Carr (1:56)

I mean, there was very little of that going on, I think. Well, most of the time. I think saunas had that reputation for...

Joe Rogan (2:03)

Oh, I've seen it. I've had a guy do it to me.

Jimmy Carr (2:06)

Oh, really?

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Yeah, he got to look me in the eye and take his robe and open up his towel while he's staring at me.

Jimmy Carr (2:14)

Is there more to this story? What is this?

Joe Rogan (2:16)

No.

Jimmy Carr (2:17)

That feels like...

Joe Rogan (2:18)

No.

Jimmy Carr (2:19)

Okay. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

There's no more to the story.

Jimmy Carr (2:24)

Is the guy okay, Joe?

Joe Rogan (2:25)

Yeah, I didn't hurt him. I don't think I even said anything to him. I just went like this and then just didn't look at him. And then within three minutes, he put his towel back on and walked out and left. So, he was fishing.

Jimmy Carr (2:42)

And that's how I met...

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Threw a line out there. That's how I met your mother.

Jimmy Carr (2:46)

And that is how I met Tony Hinchcliffe. That's the origination story.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Yeah, it was insulting because he wasn't even a handsome gentleman. You know?

Jimmy Carr (2:58)

Well, I mean...

Joe Rogan (2:58)

He wasn't even a good-looking guy.

Jimmy Carr (3:00)

You're not in that business.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

I'm not in that business.

Jimmy Carr (3:02)

That's right. You don't know.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

I don't know, right? Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of bears out there. A lot of guys are into the big guys.

You know, they're into big, big, fat, hairy guys. That's a thing.

Jimmy Carr (3:12)

Right. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:14)

I don't know.

Jimmy Carr (3:14)

I don't know.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

This guy wasn't even that. He wasn't even a bear.

Jimmy Carr (3:18)

You're disappointed that the guy I supported... I was disappointed that he wasn't attractive enough.