#2307 - Tim Dillon

Jamie (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tim Dillon (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

SPEAKER_4 (0:13)

Hey, Tim Dillon.

SPEAKER_5 (0:14)

How are you?

SPEAKER_4 (0:15)

I'm much better now that the ladies are back from space.

Tim Dillon (0:17)

Thank you for having me. What were they up there, 10 minutes?

SPEAKER_4 (0:20)

Well, it was very profound. I don't know if you've seen Katy Perry talk about it, but she's basically a guru now.

Tim Dillon (0:25)

Yeah, what were her findings? That's my question.

SPEAKER_4 (0:27)

Well, what did she learn? Daisy, which is super important, shows you how quick the flight was. The dead Daisy that's like snipped from its life source was still alive or still vibrant.

Tim Dillon (0:40)

Yeah, and it's so, it's so good.

SPEAKER_4 (0:42)

Shadow Daisy.

Tim Dillon (0:43)

Wow.

SPEAKER_4 (0:44)

Look at her nails. So pretty.

Tim Dillon (0:46)

Now, so they go up there and they float for like 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_4 (0:50)

At least.

Tim Dillon (0:51)

And then they come down.

SPEAKER_5 (0:52)

Let's not minimize this.

Tim Dillon (0:53)

No, it's a big deal.

SPEAKER_4 (0:55)

Let's celebrate female astronauts.

Tim Dillon (0:58)

Because they were united.

SPEAKER_4 (0:59)

Because a lot of men astronauts, they have to go to school. Right. They have to learn how to be a pilot first. Then they have to join the Air Force or the Navy. And then they get appointed by NASA.

Tim Dillon (1:11)

That's right.

SPEAKER_4 (1:11)

Then they go to space. You know?

Tim Dillon (1:15)

And there has been, that's the other thing, there has been female astronauts.

SPEAKER_5 (1:19)

Let's not minimize this.

Tim Dillon (1:23)

I think there was a bitch stuck on a space station for a few months. That's terribly more impressive.

SPEAKER_4 (1:29)

Let's not minimize this. The problem with that story is that she was rescued by a very awful person who wants to expose fraud and waste.

Tim Dillon (1:40)

Yes. Did Musk rescue her? Yes. Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_4 (1:43)

Yeah. Where is that in the news?

Tim Dillon (1:45)

Oh, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:45)

Those fucking people were stuck. The Boeing jet, the Skyline, whatever the fuck it is, the Boeing spaceship wasn't working. They couldn't fix it.

Tim Dillon (1:52)

Interesting. I didn't even know that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:54)

Yeah. And by the way, Elon could have rescued them during the Biden administration. They didn't want to because of his open support for Trump. So they left those people up there.

SPEAKER_5 (2:03)

Yes.

SPEAKER_4 (2:04)

He's talked about it on my podcast. They left those people up there.

Tim Dillon (2:08)

And they're just chilling.

SPEAKER_4 (2:10)

No, they're dying. It's like slow radiation poisoning. It's like getting 10 x-rays a day. And they're just slowly getting sapped of your life force out there and no gravity. Your bones are weakening. Do you see that lady's face when she came back?

Tim Dillon (2:24)

She didn't look great.

SPEAKER_4 (2:25)

Bro, something had happened like her chin had grown. Her chin was extended and her hair had all turned gray.

Tim Dillon (2:31)

She looked like she was sick.

SPEAKER_4 (2:33)

She was sick. Yeah. You're dying up there, man.

Tim Dillon (2:35)

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_4 (2:37)

I had Commander Chris Hatfield on and he was at one point in time the longest person that had been in space from, wasn't he? It was like he was there for like six months. And he was saying it was unbelievable, like how difficult it was to recover. Once you get back to earth, you couldn't walk. It was like a total vertigo. Like his whole body was like so not used to gravity. All of his bones were weak. All his muscles were weak.

Tim Dillon (3:02)

But these bitches seem fine. These ladies.

SPEAKER_4 (3:04)

Well, for now, it looks like I must sacrifice. Yeah.

Tim Dillon (3:08)

No, it's huge for the world.

SPEAKER_4 (3:10)

In fact, yeah, world. They're profoundly different. They're profoundly different to show people.

Tim Dillon (3:15)

What's inspiring?

SPEAKER_4 (3:17)

That's what I'm saying.

Tim Dillon (3:18)

It's inspiring. If a guy who's worth what, a trillion dollars? Several billion, a hundred billion?

SPEAKER_4 (3:25)

Just imagine the conspiracies if they didn't make it.

Tim Dillon (3:28)

Yeah. Well, Pete, there's already people saying that they faked it, which I think is silly.

SPEAKER_4 (3:33)

Well, I love those people.

Tim Dillon (3:34)

But it's great.

SPEAKER_4 (3:35)

Those are the people that think space is fake.

Tim Dillon (3:36)

That's right. Yeah. But there are already people going, well, they faked it. And I'm like, I hope they fake something better than that.