#2306 - Deric Poston

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

Deric Poston (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Shrain by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

SPEAKER_4 (0:12)

So we were just looking at the song in the security cameras in the fucking gym with his stupid haircut.

SPEAKER_5 (0:19)

He looks so crazy. Hilarious dude.

SPEAKER_3 (0:22)

One of the best.

SPEAKER_5 (0:23)

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_6 (0:24)

And getting better man.

SPEAKER_5 (0:25)

All the time. He's a guy who's always working.

SPEAKER_3 (0:28)

Nobody writes more new stuff. That guy puts me on my ass. Because we've been best friends for the last 12 years. I've been watching this whole time. And since we met, him and Brian Simpson, they put you to work.

SPEAKER_5 (0:40)

Yeah, that's important because if your friends are slacking, you're like, I can slack off too.

SPEAKER_3 (0:44)

Yeah, or you feel like, oh man, I'm better than my friends. But when your friends are like, every time I see them, I'm like, dude, I saw you yesterday. You have two new bits and they're good?

SPEAKER_5 (0:52)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (0:52)

How the fuck?

SPEAKER_5 (0:53)

But one of his bits is his fucking hair.

SPEAKER_3 (0:58)

It's Hinchcliffe's fault. Hinchcliffe fucking keeps encouraging, like keep it going, keep it going.

SPEAKER_5 (1:02)

He does encourage it.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

And I told you, he's getting mad pussy with the hair.

SPEAKER_7 (1:06)

Shh, don't say that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:07)

He's giving him a fuck up his pussy.

SPEAKER_3 (1:09)

You're right, you're right.

Deric Poston (1:11)

I heard you say, you're getting mad pussy.

SPEAKER_7 (1:15)

Really?

Deric Poston (1:16)

I thought, we were having a wonderful.

SPEAKER_5 (1:19)

There's nothing funnier than when your friends pull you aside to complain about a girl that's like putting the cuffs on them.

Deric Poston (1:27)

It's the best. Why don't you do things? Why don't you, I heard the haircut. Why don't you even, why don't you cut your hair better so you don't get mad pussy?

SPEAKER_3 (1:36)

You take comedy serious, you don't take me serious.

SPEAKER_7 (1:38)

Look at him, look at his hair.

SPEAKER_3 (1:39)

Oh my God. Look how smooth he looks though, he looks dressed nice.

SPEAKER_5 (1:44)

He's headlining La Jolla this weekend with you, right?

SPEAKER_3 (1:46)

Yeah, we're doing it next week, next Thursday.

SPEAKER_5 (1:48)

Oh, next week.

SPEAKER_3 (1:48)

Next Thursday, yeah, going back. And then we're doing the Belly Room too, headlining the Belly Room next night.

SPEAKER_4 (1:52)

Nice.

SPEAKER_5 (1:53)

Fucking La Jolla is one of the best rooms in the world.

SPEAKER_6 (1:55)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:56)

That La Jolla room is fire.

SPEAKER_3 (1:58)

If you get it crushing in there, it's a box, it's a literal box, it's a kill box.

SPEAKER_5 (2:04)

And he's cheating with his hair.

SPEAKER_3 (2:05)

He's cheating.

SPEAKER_6 (2:05)

He's cheating.

SPEAKER_5 (2:07)

I won't say the jokes, but these hair jokes are just too good.

SPEAKER_3 (2:10)

Well, they go, people lose their mind.

SPEAKER_5 (2:11)

They lose their mind. It's unfortunate, because they think he looks way better with his head shaved.

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

He's a good-looking guy. He's a good-looking guy. And since you got him in the gym, his chest is filled out, his back's straighter.

SPEAKER_5 (2:23)

I love when I come here and you two guys are in the gym, and you're by yourselves, no one's pushing you. I love it. I love it.

SPEAKER_3 (2:30)

The only thing, because we do every single thing that we did back when we were working out, but other than, some days we look at that cold punch, we're like, Joe, you're a fucking psycho. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Not killing in cold water for you today.

SPEAKER_5 (2:42)

I'm down to work out tomorrow if you guys want to do it.

SPEAKER_3 (2:44)

Of course.

SPEAKER_5 (2:44)

All right, let's do it.

SPEAKER_3 (2:45)

Hell yeah, we'll get a good old school one in.

SPEAKER_5 (2:47)

Yeah, we'll get an old school one.

SPEAKER_3 (2:48)

I'll get in the cold punch. If we're all doing it, I need we all to be doing it.

SPEAKER_5 (2:51)

So my friend Sean, who trained Alex Jones, is now training Shane.

SPEAKER_4 (2:56)

He's gonna start training Shane.

SPEAKER_3 (2:58)

I heard about it. He puts on new gauntlets.

SPEAKER_4 (2:59)

I told Shane, don't let him kill you. Don't let him kill you.

SPEAKER_5 (3:02)

That's how it makes you back him off a little in the beginning. These fucking psychopaths.

SPEAKER_3 (3:08)

I remember when Ehsan did it with him the first time, Sean, he got him to do it. I was out of town with Shultz, and Ehsan called me and goes, bro, I threw up twice. And I go, at the end, he goes, no, at the beginning.