#2297 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Francis Foster (0:06)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Always a pleasure.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Great to see you, man.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Great to see you guys always. What the fuck's happening? Welcome to America.

Konstantin Kisin (0:19)

We love being here so much, Joe.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Your country just keeps getting weirder every time you visit. Every time you visit, I want to ask you about some new videos.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

Something's yours, brother. Let's be honest.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

Guilty as charged.

I think we're really close to like proof that the simulation is real. I think this is why things are so preposterous.

Konstantin Kisin (0:43)

Do you know, I try and argue against that, and then I see what's happening in all our countries, and I'm like, you know what? Fine. Probably you've got a point now.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Yeah. You know when I really started, we were actually talking about this yesterday, I really started to genuinely consider it. One of those where it snuck in through my defenses, my logical defenses, when this girl Heather McDonald blacked out on stage while she was making jokes about being vaccinated, and then she blacks out and cracks her skull. Have you seen that?

Konstantin Kisin (1:12)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Legitimately. That was the first time in my life where I was like, there's no way. I was like, they're fucking with us.

Konstantin Kisin (1:20)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

They're just fucking with us. That can't be so dead on. This is like God is a scriptwriter. How is that a real thing that that's a video where someone is... She didn't do it when she was making fun of her boyfriend. She didn't do it when she was talking about idiots in traffic. It was when she was talking about the vaccine and how, I even still got my period, so Jesus loves me more.

Like, there's no way, it's too good. The timing was exquisite. You couldn't have, if you had a movie where that was a scene, you could not have scripted or timed it any better. Well, you would tell her, and drop. There's no way. I started legitimately wondering then, and I know that's a stupid example. I'm very aware of it. Like, you're fucking moron. All the things in the world, there's plenty of examples.

Jesus loves me the most. Look at this. I mean, and the audience is laughing. Probably the best laugh she got all night.

Francis Foster (2:29)

Right? Because it's a big move.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

It's a big move. You know, if you're a Pratt fall person, no one expects it. Like, that's hilarious. If it goes with the bit, you know.

Konstantin Kisin (2:37)

And it's timed perfectly. Absolutely. What's that quote? God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Wow. Who said that?

Konstantin Kisin (2:45)

It was either... I've said it. And it's either Voltaire or Camus. I can't remember which one.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Jamie will find out.

Konstantin Kisin (2:52)

Yeah. But that's the quote. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Joe Rogan (2:57)

If that happened to me... Voltaire?

Konstantin Kisin (2:59)

There you go.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

If that happened to me, my Russian grandmother would be just like, God is punishing you.

Konstantin Kisin (3:05)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

And that's why Russians are scary to fight.

Francis Foster (3:10)

They are harder people.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

They are harder people.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

Now you learn lesson.

Joe Rogan (3:14)

Yeah. We have business to discuss.

Konstantin Kisin (3:19)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

It just seems fake. There's so much seems fake. You know, it's like all the news, just the people that are politicians, everyone feels like they're like, who's the Federman character? This guy is wearing a hoodie and shorts.

That's the wacky neighbor. You know, and then Jasmine Crockett, she's that loud mouth lady from down the street. And they're like, oh, here comes Jasmine. She's going to get crazy. You know, and Maxine Waters, like she's all over. It's like these are fake people. Nancy Pelosi, this giant titted lady who wants all the money, who's been in politics for 150 years. There's pictures of her with Kennedy.

Joe Rogan (4:01)

I didn't realize Nancy Pelosi was well endowed.

Joe Rogan (4:03)

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Joe Rogan (4:06)

Really?

Joe Rogan (4:06)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (4:07)

You've done the research.

Joe Rogan (4:07)

Well, there's all these photos where people are calling her, what's a gilf, a grandma you'd like to... Yeah. You never seen her boobs?