#2253 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

SPEAKER_3 (0:06)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Theo Von (0:15)

Who sings that?

Joe Rogan (0:17)

How dare you?

SPEAKER_6 (0:18)

How dare you say who sings that?

Theo Von (0:19)

No, who's?

SPEAKER_6 (0:20)

Angus Young.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right? Waste a lot of time. God damn it.

Theo Von (0:29)

My brother used to beat the shit out of me of that music.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

That's right. And then before him, Bon Scott. Bon Scott died of a drug overdose, right?

Theo Von (0:41)

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_7 (0:41)

Is that how he died?

SPEAKER_6 (0:43)

Just went too hard.

Theo Von (0:46)

That's a thing. It's like, it's that moment where you're like, do we want to go any harder?

Joe Rogan (0:49)

I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night, like recently. He's like seven years old.

Theo Von (0:55)

From ACDC.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Going ham. Old fucking dude, white hair, just dancing. See if you can find that video, just dancing around on stage. Carl is still up.

SPEAKER_6 (1:05)

He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet.

Jamie (1:07)

It takes three minutes.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

It takes three minutes to calm him? You got a whole system?

Jamie (1:13)

It's usually three or four minutes, and then by, for sure, seven or eight, he's asleep.

Theo Von (1:17)

Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him?

Joe Rogan (1:21)

I don't think they do that for dogs.

Jamie (1:22)

He doesn't have that much anxiety.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

Does that really work with people? I feel like there's other ways.

Theo Von (1:29)

There's that one video that really, kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever. We've seen that at that birthday party.

SPEAKER_6 (1:38)

How big is the blanket?

Theo Von (1:39)

I mean, I guess it's like an 80-pound test or whatever. I don't know how heavy the threat is.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

It's like a Marlin blanket, a Marlin line.

Theo Von (1:47)

I mean, I don't know how heavy the threat was, but it's like, he's trying to text for help or whatever.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

Jesus Christ. Oh, so it's just a joke.

Theo Von (1:56)

No, no.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

It has to be a joke.

Theo Von (1:58)

For real?

Joe Rogan (1:58)

No, he was really trapped?

Theo Von (2:00)

Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there. Oh, man. He was very, I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished. He didn't like to eat or whatever. One of those kids didn't eat nuggets or whatever.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. At least nuggets are some kind of protein.

Theo Von (2:17)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (2:18)

I mean, some kind of.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

What do you think Bobby Kennedy is going to do when he gets into the White House?

Theo Von (2:23)

Did we start?

SPEAKER_6 (2:24)

I think we're starting. Are we rolling? I've been going.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

Yeah, we're rolling.

Theo Von (2:29)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

What do you think they're going to get rid of? Nuggets? See, here's my take on, like, I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A, and they were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America. The number one burger, Chick-fil-A is like the number one fast food sandwich, chicken sandwich, and there's a fucking thousand ingredients in this thing. Yeah, just don't eat it every day, stupid. Yeah. I eat them. I'm healthy. I'm real healthy. You just don't eat them every fucking day.

Theo Von (2:57)

You enjoy them.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Yeah, you don't, that's not your primary diet.

Theo Von (3:02)

Yeah, if you're going over there every day or whatever, leaving your kids at home to go get one or something, if you're lying.

Joe Rogan (3:08)

You're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day.

Theo Von (3:11)

Well, they're so good and they come in that little bag. It almost has that, they come in the unmarked bag, you know.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

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