#2249 - Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano

Yannis Pappas (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Chris Distefano (0:06)

Shrain by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

SPEAKER_4 (0:12)

I want to see you vomit.

SPEAKER_5 (0:13)

Are we up? This is Chris DiStefano's very first time ever.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Okay.

SPEAKER_5 (0:18)

Lighting and smoking a cigar. How old are you?

Joe Rogan (0:20)

40

SPEAKER_5 (0:21)

How have you managed to get this far with no cigars?

Joe Rogan (0:23)

I don't know how to do any like really guy shit like that. Like I don't know how to play pool, cigars. I don't really know how to do that, but I do know every state capitol.

SPEAKER_5 (0:31)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Is this the right way?

SPEAKER_5 (0:33)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (0:34)

He's going to vomit. I want to see him vomit on the show.

SPEAKER_5 (0:36)

Don't inhale it. You got to get the fire. First you got to lower your hand. Yeah. Are you doing this on purpose?

Joe Rogan (0:42)

I swear on my kids, I've never done this.

SPEAKER_5 (0:44)

No, I mean the way you're being retarded. Like get the fire on the...

SPEAKER_6 (0:48)

There we go.

SPEAKER_5 (0:50)

Get it on there. Get it on there. Get it in there. There you go.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Yeah, right there.

SPEAKER_5 (0:55)

All right, you're good. Just start pulling.

No, you're not good. How did you fuck that up?

Joe Rogan (1:00)

What am I supposed to do? Smoke it?

SPEAKER_5 (1:01)

You got to inhale while you're lighting it.

SPEAKER_4 (1:04)

Yeah, what you want to do is inhale all the smoke in.

SPEAKER_5 (1:08)

No, no, no, no, no. You just kind of keep taking deep breaths in while you're doing that.

SPEAKER_7 (1:14)

I felt it in the thing.

SPEAKER_5 (1:15)

Jesus Christ. How do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar?

SPEAKER_4 (1:20)

Well, now he's a man. Now you're a man.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

So what do I do now?

SPEAKER_4 (1:25)

You puff on it.

SPEAKER_5 (1:26)

It's not even lit. How did you fuck that up? I just tried to light it for five minutes.

SPEAKER_4 (1:32)

You got to puff on it.

SPEAKER_5 (1:32)

You got to do this. You don't inhale. You just take it into your mouth.

SPEAKER_4 (1:38)

Yeah. You enjoy the taste of it.

SPEAKER_5 (1:41)

There you go. Take some little puffs.

SPEAKER_4 (1:42)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (1:43)

This is not going to work out well. A couple puffs.

SPEAKER_4 (1:45)

Yeah. He's going to light the whole thing. There you go.

SPEAKER_5 (1:48)

Puff. Puff. Keep puffing. Keep it lit. You want to keep it lit? There we go. Yannis knows. Yannis, when was the first time you smoked a cigar?

Joe Rogan (1:56)

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_4 (1:56)

When I was 6 years old.

SPEAKER_9 (1:58)

Like a regular person.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_9 (1:59)

Like a regular person.

SPEAKER_4 (2:00)

With my uncle.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

You know what it is?

SPEAKER_5 (2:02)

How did you get to be 40 and no cigars?

Joe Rogan (2:04)

I think because my dad never really smoked.

SPEAKER_6 (2:07)

Or anything like that.

SPEAKER_5 (2:10)

Don't cry. Don't start crying.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

No, it's in the back of my throat. My dad never really smoked and I never really did any like man kind of stuff like this. And I was with my mom mostly and she was more, you know.

SPEAKER_5 (2:22)

Even the way you said that.

Jamie (2:23)

I was with my mom.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

I know. Well, it's just I got cigar in the back of my throat. But I don't know what to do. I also I'm just thinking about how my clothes are going to smell like cigar smoke.

SPEAKER_4 (2:32)

Yeah, no, it really does.

SPEAKER_5 (2:33)

It's going to mess with your head.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

Yeah. And it messes my head because I'm like, I don't want to get cigar smoke on my clothes.

SPEAKER_5 (2:38)

Do you use cologne?

Joe Rogan (2:39)

Yes. Shout out Eve Saint Laurent. Wow.

SPEAKER_4 (2:43)

I'm body odor.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Do you not use cologne?

SPEAKER_5 (2:45)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Never?

SPEAKER_5 (2:46)

No, never. Maybe when I was like 18

Joe Rogan (2:50)

You just go with your natural musk.

SPEAKER_5 (2:52)

Well, I wear deodorant.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Right.

SPEAKER_5 (2:54)

I wear Dr. Squatch.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Shout out Dr. Squatch.

SPEAKER_5 (2:56)

Shout out Dr. Squatch. Natural. It doesn't have aluminum in it.

SPEAKER_4 (2:59)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (3:00)

But I wonder if it works as good.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Well, there's more.

SPEAKER_5 (3:02)

I think there's something to the aluminum. Why would they put it in there if it wasn't effective?