#2239 - Derek, More Plates More Dates

Derek (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience. Shrink by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

SPEAKER_3 (0:12)

So, we just watched this, what is this exact job? We watched this guy get assassinated. Just kind of, I've seen more people assassinated and killed over the last two years on Instagram than I ever have in my whole life.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

Oh yeah, dude, the Explorer page now is a disaster.

SPEAKER_3 (0:32)

It's just like, me and Tom Segura have this thing where we send each other the most fucked up thing we find every day. It's a brutal text thread, but because of it, now I'm locked into this algorithm.

Derek (0:43)

He's the CEO of their insurance unit, which I don't know what the difference is in what people, or he's CEO, but.

SPEAKER_3 (0:49)

A targeted attack by a gunman waiting for him, a real assassination, 6:45 a.m. outside the Hilton on Sixth Avenue, where the company's annual Investor Conference is about to take place.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_3 (1:02)

I wonder what's going on with that. That's one of those things that just makes conspiracy theorists go cuckoo. I'm sure there's some real good theories floating around on X right now.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_3 (1:14)

Is there? It's got to be.

Derek (1:18)

The Investor meeting has now been canceled, obviously, but so that was maybe the goal.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

What's worse, your X Explorer page or your Instagram?

SPEAKER_3 (1:29)

My Instagram.

Derek (1:30)

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_3 (1:30)

Yeah.

I just follow a lot of people on both X and Instagram. I don't know if it's necessarily a good thing, but when someone has said something interesting or they post something interesting on Instagram, I just immediately follow. Let's see if this will be fun. But the thing about Twitter or X is that I don't interact enough to have a really fucked up algorithm. I'm mostly just reading stuff. I don't really hardly ever post anything.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

I think the problem is I'll click to watch a full video of the fucked up things, so that it reinforces the algorithm. Oh, you want to see this guy get shot or you want to see this car accident. We'll give you more of those.

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

I've seen so many people get run over by cars.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Yeah, it's crazy because a lot of the stuff I've seen in the past year, I didn't even know could be on the internet.

SPEAKER_3 (2:26)

Right. I don't know how it is when there's so many things you can't put on. Do you know that there's a loophole that the ladies use to show their breasts?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

Which one?

SPEAKER_3 (2:35)

Fake boobs, fake baby.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_3 (2:38)

Yeah, they use a fake baby. So they breastfeed. So you got these girls, these big juicy melons, and they pull one out and have a rubber baby, and the rubber baby's sucking on the tit. The baby looks so fake, but they can get some pretty realistic fake babies.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (2:54)

What was that movie with the Sniper movie about Chris Kyle? What was that called? Remember, there was a movie where he had a fake baby, and it was so obvious. He's got this rubber baby, and he's holding onto his child in this stupid scene.

Joe Rogan (3:11)

I'm pretty sure on Twitter you can just post nudity without any problems, right?

SPEAKER_3 (3:17)

You can post pornography.

Joe Rogan (3:18)

Yeah. Dude, the replies to a lot of tweets that are irrelevant to porn, it'll just be like, that's cool, but have you seen my pussy? It'll be like some chick promoting her OnlyFans. That's so common now. The discourse is like half infested at this point.

SPEAKER_3 (3:38)

They had this one lady who was saying she made $40 million this year on OnlyFans.

Joe Rogan (3:44)

Oh yeah, that's nuts.

SPEAKER_3 (3:46)

40 million.

Derek (3:47)

And she's a virgin, I guess, and she doesn't post sex stuff.

SPEAKER_3 (3:50)

Sure, she's a virgin. Sure, she's a 23-year-old big-titted virgin, the only one that exists in the whole world.

Joe Rogan (3:59)

See, that's an interesting scenario, if true, because it's like a lot of dudes want to shit on these chicks for being like, like prostitutes, essentially.

SPEAKER_3 (4:12)

Right.

Joe Rogan (4:13)

But like, if she was actually a virgin and she's posting like almost nude, but not quite, but making a bunch of money off it, there's like two contradictory things going on right now.

SPEAKER_3 (4:24)

Yeah, she wins. But the problem is, this is, I mean, I don't want to tell anybody to not do anything. Like, ladies, you do what you want, you do you. If I was a young pretty girl, I'd probably be on OnlyFans. I'd probably make some money. Fuck it. Why would I want to be a waitress when I could just show my tits? That's how I would look at it. The problem is twofold. One, you become addicted to an extraordinary amount of money if you're successful at it. Right. So there's like a scale of people on the OnlyFans apparently. Most of the OnlyFans, we talked about this, right? Like most of the gals don't make that much money. Most of them.