#2224 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Joe Rogan Podcast, checking out The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tim Dillon (0:06)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

It's the end of the world as we know it. How are you feeling?

Tim Dillon (0:16)

I'm feeling good. Thank you for having. I heard you were having a problem getting big guests, and things were not going good. And I said, hey, I'll fly in and I'll help. I'm always here to help.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Well, we were talking about doing a live show at the mothership, but then somebody told a Puerto Rican joke. We're like, maybe that's not a good idea.

Tim Dillon (0:33)

Yeah. It might have been. We don't know. It could have been interesting. It could have been fun.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

But whatever. What are you going to do?

Tim Dillon (0:45)

Yeah. It's election day.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

If Trump loses, he's on suicide watch.

Tim Dillon (0:50)

If Trump loses, we're going to have to hide him. We're going to have to pay a cartel to shelter him for a period of months or years.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Don't take him in Canada. You can just move up to Canada. Sort of change his rhetoric a little bit.

Tim Dillon (1:02)

Yeah. No. If Trump loses, he definitely will have to...

Joe Rogan (1:06)

Kind of tone it down. You might have to move it around a little bit.

Tim Dillon (1:09)

Survey the scene. You know?

Joe Rogan (1:11)

Probably not a lot of Puerto Ricans in Canada.

Tim Dillon (1:12)

He could be a hero on the other side, though.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

That's true. He could.

Tim Dillon (1:16)

Just emerge as the, you know?

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Left wing. Just completely do like a 180 I've seen the light.

Tim Dillon (1:24)

Flip the script.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

Inclusivity is super important.

Tim Dillon (1:26)

Say, I did this.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:28)

Kamala was me.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

I knew that was going to happen. Right. That's why I told those jokes. Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:32)

Well, the funniest thing is that people are going, that he's a Hollywood plant, like those people. They're like, he was a Hollywood plant, you know?

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Yeah. Those people are fucking hilarious. Every now and then I'll come across a comment. People think there's some fucking grand conspiracy, like we're all being puppet mastered. But yeah, it's always Jews that they think the Jews are.

Tim Dillon (1:52)

The Jews. It always gets to the Jews. It'll start somewhere and then goes to the Jews.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

I forget who told me this, but it's like one of the symptoms of a collapsing civilization, they start blaming things on Jews.

Tim Dillon (2:04)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

It's like one of them is they get very obsessed with gender. And then the other one is they start blaming Jews.

Tim Dillon (2:11)

The other thing is they make celebrities out of chefs. Like they get very decadent. This happened in Rome. And there's-

Joe Rogan (2:18)

Really? Yeah.

Tim Dillon (2:19)

Like people that provide you these comforts become celebrities because you're just living a very-

Joe Rogan (2:26)

So much comfort.

Tim Dillon (2:27)

Living a decadent lifestyle.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

I never considered that.

Tim Dillon (2:32)

That's one of the things that people say is like a harbinger of the apocalypse is like-

SPEAKER_6 (2:38)

Celebrity chefs?

Tim Dillon (2:39)

People just focusing way too much on like, you know, artisanal, you know, donuts or whatever.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

My wife likes going to those places where they serve you like 13 different things. Each one is the size of a quarter.

SPEAKER_6 (2:51)

Yeah, I need a steak.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

I need to bring it all at once. I'm a glutton.

Tim Dillon (2:56)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

I need my food in a large plate.

Tim Dillon (2:59)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

I need just a giant fucking hunk of meat.

Tim Dillon (3:03)

Well, it's also so much time. It's like three hours.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

I can't do it.

Tim Dillon (3:06)

And the waiters tell you about every single thing. And it feels very like indulgent to sit somewhere for three hours and then get educated about like where a raspberry came from.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

Right. You know, I can take it with the Omakase sushi, like Philip Franklin's Lee's place. Sure. That's kind of fun. You know, it's that you watch them do it. You watch them like slice it up and put it together. It's kind of cool. It's fun.

Tim Dillon (3:30)