#2205 - Legion of Skanks

Dave Smith (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:06)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

All right, bro, boys, good to see you.

Dave Smith (0:14)

What's happening? What's up, Joe?

Joe Rogan (0:16)

You have a little adventure coming over here.

Luis J. Gomez (0:18)

We did.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Got a little lost.

Luis J. Gomez (0:19)

We just stopped sweating.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Did you ever drop off at the wrong spot?

Dave Smith (0:23)

This one might be on me. About halfway.

Luis J. Gomez (0:25)

He dropped us off at the completely right spot in his mind.

Luis J. Gomez (0:28)

And the amount that I cursed him because we thought it was the wrong spot, I mean...

Joe Rogan (0:33)

That's on me because I should have got you guys the car service. We have the car service. It takes guys all of the... I figured you guys were already here.

Luis J. Gomez (0:40)

Well, it was funny when we were at about, I don't know, three quarters into our three quarter mile walk here. You sent somebody over to come get us and he pulled up in a car and he goes, you guys are for Joe, right? And we said, yeah. And he goes, follow me. And then just drove away in the car.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:58)

No way.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

He didn't let us win.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:00)

You know what?

Joe Rogan (1:00)

You were too sweaty.

Dave Smith (1:01)

Yeah, that's what it was.

Luis J. Gomez (1:02)

Luis had his shirt off still.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:03)

You can see him glistening.

Luis J. Gomez (1:05)

My eyes were going, my hair product was in my eyes.

Dave Smith (1:07)

Hey, are you guys here for Joe Rogan? He told me to bring you this heat lamp. Here, you can carry that with you.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

The sauna is ready when you get there.

Luis J. Gomez (1:14)

Pocket warmers, guys.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:15)

Can you guys carry these kettle bells over to the studio?

Joe Rogan (1:17)

Well, I was in Utah where it was like 50 degrees and then I came right here to Austin. It was like 98 when I got out of the car. I was like, yo, I forgot.

Dave Smith (1:25)

Yeah, summer doesn't end in Texas.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

It lasts a long time, but it does get winter here. It's hilarious when the Austin people don't know what the fuck to do and it snows out.

Luis J. Gomez (1:37)

There's no infrastructure at all.

Luis J. Gomez (1:38)

I got stuck in Houston for maybe four or five days because they had, I mean, I want to say a light flurry, and there's a little bit of ice, but Texas doesn't have like, you know, trucks.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:47)

Yeah, there's no plows, no salt trucks.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

When we had the big freeze the first year I moved here, they did nothing.

Luis J. Gomez (1:52)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

They did nothing. They just let it thaw.

Luis J. Gomez (1:55)

I went once, I was the one flight that was able to get at one time to go to Dallas for a gig, and they had like, it was three inches of snow, but the whole place shuts down. And thank God, because the car that picked me up to drive me to the hotel that night, if there was other cars in the road, dude, it would have been ping ponging. Every time he stopped the car, it would turn sideways completely. But he was just calm, because there was nobody else in the road, so it didn't really matter.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Telling the sketchiest feeling is not when you're in Edmonton or some shit, and they have to spray that stuff on the wings. The de-icer on the wings, and you're like, yo, there's a real, because it's kind of a misty, freezing rain thing going on, you're like, there's a real possibility, like, you know, fucking one in a thousand, one in a hundred thousand chance that those fucking things aren't going to go up, because they're frozen stuck, so they have to spray it.

Luis J. Gomez (2:47)

And what would happen if those things didn't go up? You're fucked! Is that it?

Joe Rogan (2:50)

There's no control of the plane.

Dave Smith (2:51)

I just don't, I don't want to know anything. They gotta back up for that.

Luis J. Gomez (2:54)

That's the thing I always do, I remember talking to, I think it was Ben Bailey years ago, and I was like, you know, so funny, the more I fly, the more I'm afraid of flying somehow, I go, but I have to just assume planes are designed that, like, if all fails, like, they're designed to kind of be able to be glided to safety. And he was like, no, if you lose all the engines, he goes, oh, if you lose all the engines, it nose dives directly to the ground.