#2202 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan (0:01)

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Jamie (2:50)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

SPEAKER_3 (2:52)

Shrain by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Yeah, I've watched so many people get their legs broken.

Tom Segura (3:02)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

And I see it in like jujitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack and the guy screams in agony and then everybody's like, oh, this is horrible.

Tom Segura (3:14)

Yeah. And in the arm, there's a million arm wrestling videos.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling and the guy broke the girl's arm. I'm like, what the fuck, man?

Tom Segura (3:22)

I was just like, how does that? Because I don't want to do it ever again, really.

Joe Rogan (3:26)

Arm wrestling?

Tom Segura (3:26)

No, I think it's stupid. But like for for me to get involved in. But like even when I'm just like, well, why is this happening? And and there was two these two competitors like pro arm wrestlers were like, well, you never you never want to get away from your body. So they're like, arms break once they're out here. So you always they're like, keep keep your keep your arm in tight. My arms don't break when you're here. Right. But once you get extension, they're like, that's when it's the dumbest macho thing that we do for sure.

Joe Rogan (3:58)

I did it with you.

Tom Segura (3:59)

I did it with you in Louisville. Do you remember? It was a horrifying experience.

It was after we did a show in Louisville at the club. I think it was tied to like a UFC, one of those back in the day. And we went to a bar afterwards. We're shooting pool. Somebody said arm wrestling. I was like, and you're like, you want to do it?

SPEAKER_5 (4:20)

Sure.

Tom Segura (4:22)

I did. I couldn't believe how strong you were. I mean, I know you're strong, but I was like, you're like, go. And I was like, I am going to like I couldn't get any fucking movement.

Joe Rogan (4:30)

Well, you're a fucking dude that works for you. That was the most ridiculous.