#2182 - Michael Malice

Joe Rogan (0:00)

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Michael Malice (2:25)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

SPEAKER_3 (2:27)

Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

I have to announce, because Netflix is making me announce this, I have a Netflix special that's live Saturday night from San Antonio.

Michael Malice (2:42)

Oh.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

So it's going to be live all over the world.

Michael Malice (2:44)

I'm going to see you tomorrow.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

Oh, yay. Oh, yeah, we're coming.

Michael Malice (2:47)

Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. I've seen your set. It's really funny.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

It's tight now. It's good. It's like I'm very happy with it.

Michael Malice (2:56)

How long has it been since you dropped the special?

Joe Rogan (2:57)

Six years.

Yeah, I was ready to do one in August of 2020 when the shit went down. So when the shit went down with the COVID stuff, I was preparing. So that was like March, right? I was preparing to do one in August. And then I didn't do stand up for like eight months. And then we started doing stand up out here again. And then I started changing a lot of bits and moving stuff around. And I'm like, I'm all doing one right now. And I sort of just really enjoyed fucking around and just doing comedy for doing comedy, you know, and then doing it at the club. And when the club opened, it was so much fun. It was just, it's just such a fucking joy to be there all the time. It's like I get, I get anxious to get back there. Like, can't wait.

Michael Malice (3:42)

I was there opening night.

Joe Rogan (3:45)

Yeah.

Michael Malice (3:45)

And I was there with my protégé Trey. We're in the green room. And I'm very much like, okay, this isn't your house. Like, be respectful of the space, you know, because I'm not a comic. Tim Dillon's there, who I'm pals with. Ron White. Oh my God, Ron White. Tony, you know, the crew. And then I hear the voice and Roseanne walks in.

Right. And I'm like, oh, fucking shit. And I'm like, all right, keep it cool. And I hear her say, yeah, when you get to be my age, either have diarrhea or you're constipated. So when I was on Tucker Carlson, my son's like, mom, you've never been more personable. I go, yeah, that's because I shit myself. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, OK, here's your opening. And I go, you stole that line from the president. And she goes, what? No, who said her head's still bling around? And then I'm talking to her.