#2169 - Protect Our Parks 12

Joe Rogan (0:15)

What the hell was that?

Mark Normand (0:18)

Boys, we're up.

Ari Shaffir (0:20)

We're up and rolling.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Hey, welcome to Morning Radio.

Mark Normand (0:23)

Norman's over there, Stogeying it up. Let's go. There's a terror alert.

Shane Gillis (0:29)

What do you mean, really?

Mark Normand (0:30)

Yeah, yeah.

Did I send it to you, Jamie? I didn't, right?

Shane Gillis (0:34)

Where?

Mark Normand (0:37)

Well, the subs are outside of Miami, that's real, but then there's another thing.

Shane Gillis (0:41)

Cuban subs?

Ari Shaffir (0:42)

Russian subs?

Mark Normand (0:44)

Yes, yeah, there's a Russian nuclear sub outside of Miami.

Shane Gillis (0:48)

That's troubling.

Mark Normand (0:49)

Yeah, like outside of Cuba, so it's like 25 miles from Miami. There's a Russian sub.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

Ay, ay, ay.

Mark Normand (0:55)

Yeah, CIA chief warns of possible terror attack.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

They brought the draft back, you heard.

Mark Normand (1:01)

I'm gonna send this to you, Jamie. What?

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Yeah.

Mark Normand (1:04)

What the fuck did I do? They brought the draft back.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

Draft's back, baby.

Mark Normand (1:07)

Well, I think.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Draft kings.

Mark Normand (1:09)

I don't think it's.

Shane Gillis (1:09)

Expansion draft?

Mark Normand (1:10)

I think you always had to register for the draft. Backdraft. I think it was a thing.

Shane Gillis (1:14)

Just in case.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

Just selective service.

Mark Normand (1:16)

Yeah, selective service. I don't really think much has changed.

Has it, backdraft? US faces serious threat of terror attack. Fun. Great, guys. Just in time for the election. This season is the best. This season has me riveted.

I don't understand who's writing this. How are they killing off good guys? Like, what is going on? This season of the world is amazing.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Of the world.

Shane Gillis (1:41)

There's so many, so many made up things clearly right now.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

The Holocaust.

Shane Gillis (1:46)

The Holocaust, yeah, I'm just hearing about that.

Mark Normand (1:50)

Flat Earth.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Well, there's Ukraine, there's Gaza.

Mark Normand (1:53)

Space.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

Apparently Congo, something's happening.

Mark Normand (1:56)

What's going on in the Congo?

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Oh, the Uyghurs.

Shane Gillis (1:59)

No, not China.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Oh, shit.

Shane Gillis (2:01)

Yeah, listen, there's some-

Mark Normand (2:02)

Are you drawing?

Joe Rogan (2:02)

I'm keeping a tally. Last time was so rough with the puking.

I'm keeping a tally of my drinks.

Mark Normand (2:12)

He's got a ledger.

Shane Gillis (2:13)

So we can't be talked into more.

Mark Normand (2:14)

Well, Norman went up first at the mothership that night, and he was obliterated. You repeated jokes like three or four times, but the audience knew what was going on.

Shane Gillis (2:25)

They caught on.

Mark Normand (2:26)

I was so happy that I was like five people after you, so I got to sober up. And even then, I was like, Jesus Christ, I am way too drunk to be on stage.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

That was a mess. I thought I was killing, but they were laughing at me.

Shane Gillis (2:37)

You were doing good.

Mark Normand (2:37)

No, no, no, you were doing great. You were doing good.

Shane Gillis (2:39)

But then when you started set up, they were like, wait, is this another joke?

Mark Normand (2:42)

Like, we've heard you say that. But you delivered a great, you had a great set. It was funny, we were watching and laughing.

We were laughing, no. We were laughing because we knew how hammered you were, but you were killing.

Shane Gillis (3:08)

Yeah, you were still hammered. It was not bad. Also, it was a great show.

Mark Normand (3:09)

We were hammered.

Shane Gillis (3:10)

We were obliterated. We were also, we were right there with you. Yeah, we all drank too much. But what a fun show. That was a five hour. What a fun day, what a fucking fun night. It was Shane going, I was on after Shane or whatever, and he goes, I found Mark, and I'm like, where? And he just goes to a back hallway and clicks a light on.

SPEAKER_10 (3:15)

And he was in the closet, sleeping, lying in his own puke.

Shane Gillis (3:19)

Blair Witch, when they turned the corner, he was just there.

Mark Normand (3:22)

Bro, you were just feet away from your puke, sleeping.

Ari Shaffir (3:26)

Right behind the stage.

Joe Rogan (3:27)

Ah, was it drunk?

Shane Gillis (3:28)

It was actually pretty cool.

Joe Rogan (3:30)