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#2149 - Sebastian Maniscalco

The Joe Rogan Experience

May 10, 2024

Sebastian Maniscalco is a comedian, actor, and host of the podcast, "The Pete and Sebastian Show" alongside Pete Correale. Watch his latest TV series, “Bookie” on Max. Catch his highly anticipated 2024 tour, “It Ain’t Right,” this coming July.

Speakers Sebastian Maniscalco, Joe Rogan

TopicsComedy

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:15)

It's my first time here at the Austin property.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Yes.

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:24)

And first of all, most comfortable chair I've ever sat on.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

They're great, right?

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:29)

I don't know. I feel like when I come here or when I come do this podcast, it's my third time on it, I feel like I'm in the future.

I feel like you got things that aren't even out yet. Right? I just feel like this chair, the general public can't even have access to them yet.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

No, but they do. We've had these for years.

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:48)

Whatever they are.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

These are great.

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:51)

Then I feel like I've never, I never drank water out of...

Joe Rogan (0:57)

Metal cup?

Sebastian Maniscalco (0:58)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

We're sustainable here.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:02)

I feel like there's a reason for everything that you do.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

There's definitely a reason for metal cups. You really shouldn't be drinking out of plastic.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:10)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

Yeah.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:10)

Again.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

I mean, I do. I drink a plastic water bottle. Someone gives you one, but I avoid them whenever I can.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:18)

Of course. We all know, oh, the plastics. I'm drinking out of plastic bottles myself, and I don't know. I don't see that much of a...

Joe Rogan (1:26)

It's going to turn you into a chick.

SPEAKER_3 (1:28)

Well, maybe.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:32)

Is this even real water?

SPEAKER_3 (1:33)

What kind of water is this?

Joe Rogan (1:34)

It's filtered.

SPEAKER_3 (1:35)

All right.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:36)

Filtered water.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

What is it like?

It's a super filter. Some crazy filter.

SPEAKER_5 (1:40)

Definitely a special machine. You can't even unplug that.

SPEAKER_3 (1:43)

You can't get this water outside this room.

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:45)

You can't get the water outside the room.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Good water, right? It's very delicious.

SPEAKER_6 (1:51)

And then you got a whole...

Sebastian Maniscalco (1:53)

I don't know if anybody's ever talked about your area on your side of the table. There's just so much shit going on over there.

SPEAKER_3 (2:03)

There's tins. There's mammoth teeth.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

I got an arrowhead, a legit arrowhead. It's probably 500,000 years old.

Sebastian Maniscalco (2:12)

You got soil on your bookshelf out there.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Yes.

Sebastian Maniscalco (2:18)

I've never seen anybody jar soil before.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

Well, that was from a gentleman who runs White Oaks Pastures. His name is Will Harris, and he has this amazing farm. It's a regenerative farm. And he gave us two pieces of soil. Was that Carl Barking? He wants a fight. He didn't get enough biting me this morning.

Carl's getting hard, dude. He bit my finger. That was a real yipe that he bit me this morning.

Carl goes after you.

Sebastian Maniscalco (2:52)

No, yeah, you went after me.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

But anyway, that soil, one of them is a jar of regenerative soil, which means soil that is how a farm is supposed to be run, where there's manure and chickens and all the animals just ruminate and they live off the land in a natural way. And it's a deep, rich, dark soil. And the other soil, which is pale, that's industrial soil.

That's soil that's been used with industrial fertilizers, and the top soil's dead, and it's just garbage, which is most of what we eat.

Sebastian Maniscalco (3:24)

See, the difference between you and I is you actually remember what the soil does and what... Somebody gave me soil? Somebody gave me soil, and you said you got soil? I guess, yeah, somebody gave me dirt.

SPEAKER_3 (3:38)

And I would know the difference between the two.

Joe Rogan (3:41)

You see, the dark dirt is the good dirt. That's the real dirt. That's how dirt's supposed to look out in the wild. That's what we're supposed to be eating food from.

Mineral-rich soil, so you get healthy vegetables, healthy animals.

Sebastian Maniscalco (3:54)

That's beautiful that you have that on display. Yeah. And again, coming and taking a tour of this place is inspiring.

You make me want to spend money.

Joe Rogan (4:10)

He should spend money.

You definitely should spend money. Because if you don't spend money, what's the point in having it?

Sebastian Maniscalco (4:15)

I know. I wish I could get there. Come on, bro.

Joe Rogan (4:18)

Look at that watch. You're balling. Look at that.

What is that?

Sebastian Maniscalco (4:21)

My wife gave me this.

Joe Rogan (4:22)

That's a beautiful watch. What is that?

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