#2132 - Andrew Schulz

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Yeah.

Andrew Schulz (0:20)

So after the pod.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

I guess we're up, let's go.

Andrew Schulz (0:24)

You wanna go?

SPEAKER_3 (0:25)

We're rolling.

Andrew Schulz (0:25)

Let's do it. Okay, so he came on and he was very like forthcoming. First of all, he's very charming.

But like when you're talking to anybody who's worked for the CIA, you're looking at him through the same lens as you look at like a therapist.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Right.

Andrew Schulz (0:38)

Where it's like, wait, are you analyzing? Like what's going on?

Joe Rogan (0:40)

What's going on here?

Andrew Schulz (0:42)

Very charming, very smart, very like seems to really know what's going on in the world. But like straight up told us, he's like, yeah, the CIA, I guess one of the advantages I have is like, I'm pretty close to a sociopath, like I'm not there. But like, I don't feel the same emotions that everybody feels. There's like a lack of guilt, but I know when I should feel it in these moments.

But that's a huge advantage. Imagine if you're trying to like find assets and flip assets. If you and I like build a relationship with somebody and we like feel empathy for them, maybe we wouldn't be able to say, hey, now it's time for you to cough up the information or else.

But somebody else in that position might. So I would imagine if you're the fucking CIA, you're like, okay, we're looking for people who have gone through these things in their life that have curated this kind of like personality type.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

Well, isn't it just like part of the gig? Like here's for instance, like your bit about Puffy.

SPEAKER_4 (1:40)

How are you going to connect these two fucking dots?

Joe Rogan (1:44)

That bit is like, look, you don't have any real personal beef with Diddy, but it's got to go down.

The bits are there. I'm a gold miner. I just found some gold.

Andrew Schulz (1:56)

You're right. Maybe I'm a sociopath.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

It's not that you're a sociopath. It's just that that's part of the gig.

Andrew Schulz (2:02)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

Like you're not a sociopath with your friends.

Andrew Schulz (2:04)

No, I think I'm maybe an empath.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Yes.

Andrew Schulz (2:07)

But I guess it's one of those things where like, you justify, you go, okay, if there's, I think this person might have done something bad.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

Yes.

Andrew Schulz (2:14)

And he can get jokes and we're all going to tell jokes.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Yeah.

Andrew Schulz (2:18)

I'm not pressing fucking charges.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Well, not only that, you're not the guy who's out there like calling the New York Times, hey, you know what I heard about Diddy?

Andrew Schulz (2:24)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

Yeah. You're just like, it's there.

SPEAKER_3 (2:28)

I mean, it's not just there.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

It's everywhere. My fucking news feed is dominated by it. Fox News, CNN, everyone. There's raids at Diddy's house.

Who is the guy that was running around with a sports bra on? Did you see that one dude?

SPEAKER_3 (2:43)

No, this is in LA.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Oh my God, I got to send you this.

Andrew Schulz (2:46)

Wait, while the raids are happening?

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got caught up in the raid and he was yelling, I'm a celebrity, I'm a celebrity. It was like one of the most hilarious clips. Hold on, I'm gonna find you this. It's so funny.

Do you know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

Andrew Schulz (3:02)

But you bring up a good point, which is like, are there ever situations where you feel you won't?

Joe Rogan (3:09)

Wait till you see this.

I swear to sports bra. Hold on, I'm gonna play it. Okay. Yeah, put your headphones on so you can hear it.

Andrew Schulz (3:36)

Wearing what appears to be a black sports bra, red tights and the performer's signature trim beard and long eyelashes.

Yeah, this is Joe, this is Saucy Santana. Yeah, look at him, look at him, look at him. Oh, wow, saliva on the beard is crazy.

SPEAKER_3 (3:52)

Saliva on the beard.

Andrew Schulz (3:53)

He definitely came from Diddy Party.

Joe Rogan (3:54)

Yeah, well, he was at Diddy's house.

Andrew Schulz (3:56)

I bet he was.

Joe Rogan (3:57)

So I guess Diddy just kept people at his houses because he's got multiple houses and he just had freak out part. Look at him, look at Saucy Santana, go Saucy.

Andrew Schulz (4:06)

Yeah, no, Saucy's crazy. Have you seen Saucy twerk?