#2128 - Joey Diaz

Joe Rogan (0:12)

This is a good way to open up the podcast. Jamie is an expert on all things black Twitter. Well, what's going on, Jamie?

Joey Diaz (0:18)

I don't know, there's a lot going on, a lot of rumors are flying.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

The rumors are that Diddy was running some kind of Epstein type deal, where he was filming everybody, right?

Joey Diaz (0:27)

That's the rumors, yeah. I don't know that there's any proof or anything other than that.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

The thing is, we're getting the rumors from the internet, and the internet thinks that the Taliban took out that bridge in Baltimore. So it's like, who fucking knows?

Who knows what's real?

Joey Diaz (0:41)

That's what Diddy's lawyers, I think, said, it was like, these are just trumped up charges, not trumped up, I don't think they said that, but like bullshit charges.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

Dude, when Homeland Security invade your house, with dudes with fucking guns and body armor.

Joey Diaz (0:58)

Someone said that they weren't there to take stuff, they were there to delete everything. Like the real people that were in there, you know.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

Oh, that's funny. Of course, there's layers upon layers. When you get into these fucking conspiracy theories, man, they never end.

They never end. There's just layers upon layers upon layers.

Joey Diaz (1:19)

It's fun to talk about.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

It is fun to talk about. It's hard to know what's true.

But, wow, people genuinely love it when someone like Diddy gets caught, though. The glee that people have is weird.

Joey Diaz (1:32)

Why?

Joe Rogan (1:33)

Because they're too successful.

Also, there's always so much East Coast, West Coast shit that's still in the zeitgeist, you know, like with Biggie and Tupac, and they're all hating at each other, and they both got killed, and there was a lot going on. And then there's people that thought that Puffy was involved, and Shook Knight was involved.

Joey Diaz (1:56)

I think Shook Knight's the one who said that thing I just thought of.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

What thing?

Joey Diaz (2:00)

About that they were there to delete stuff.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

Well, if he really was filming everybody, I mean, he had a lot of people at those parties, right?

You know who said... Luke from Two Live Crew?

Joey Diaz (2:17)

Yeah, he said he was to leave early.

Joe Rogan (2:18)

Yeah, when Luke from Two Live Crew is leaving early, like, you got a wild party.

What's happening is too fucked up for Luke from Two Live Crew. Check, please. There's so many different stories. Who knows?

Joey Diaz (2:41)

What are you gonna do?

Joe Rogan (2:42)

I'm not doing...

Joey Diaz (2:43)

We're not involved in them. I was never at Diddy's party. I don't even know the motherfucker. I don't want to know nobody.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

Telling jokes.

Joey Diaz (2:51)

Like I told you.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Having fun.

Joey Diaz (2:52)

That's it. Smoking dope, cracking jokes, making people... Everything else is background music.

And living in LA, you have all this shit that's going on around you. That's what I... You know, you have your life and then you have all this shit that goes in and out of your ears all fucking day, and you're like, I just want to do stand-up.

Joe Rogan (3:08)

You also have those celebrity environments where celebrities all get together, and there's so many of them, you know, and these wild parties. And if you got a wild party, and P. Diddy puts on that wild party, and, you know, he sets everybody up.

Like, if you were an intelligence agent, you know, like a Jeffrey Epstein type deal, that'd be the way to do it. Big old crazy party, get everybody loose.

Joey Diaz (3:34)

And get the cameras rolling.

Joe Rogan (3:37)

Get them the Yale.

Joey Diaz (3:39)

And everything else.

Joe Rogan (3:40)

Get them everything you need. Get fired up. Get those cameras rolling. And now you got everybody under wraps.

What a twisted web some folks weave. You all right over there?

Joey Diaz (3:57)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:58)

You gotta concentrate. That is a skill that I never picked up.

The roll your own skill. Never picked it up.

Joey Diaz (4:07)

Sometimes you got no choice but to pick it up.

Joe Rogan (4:09)

Yeah, no, I should have.

Joey Diaz (4:10)

You're sitting there with a reefer.

Joe Rogan (4:11)

I admire people that do it. When I see a person that can roll a solid joint, I'm like, that's an exceptional person. It's like a person who can play guitar.