#2098 - Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker
The Joe Rogan Experience
February 6, 2024
Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker are stand-up comics and the hosts of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast." Catch Matt's comedy special "At the Speed of Light" on YouTube.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:04)
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Shane Gillis (0:13)
Yes.
SPEAKER_4 (0:14)
Hey.
Joe Rogan (0:15)
Bud Light came all the way back.
SPEAKER_4 (0:18)
Bud Light, baby.
SPEAKER_6 (0:19)
They came all the way back.
SPEAKER_4 (0:20)
Matt, do it responsibly.
Matt McCusker (0:22)
I'm not drinking, I can't.
Joe Rogan (0:24)
Are you a non-drinker now?
Matt McCusker (0:26)
No, I drink. I just unfortunately have a bad tummy. I can't have gluten. Oh, yeah.
I've had it since I was like 21
Joe Rogan (0:33)
Is it a Crohn's thing?
Matt McCusker (0:34)
No, it's like celiac. If I have it, I'll get it. I won't die, I'll just start burping every...
Joe Rogan (0:39)
Celiac's is rough, man. I have a buddy who didn't know he had it until... I think he was like 25 or something like that.
Shane Gillis (0:47)
It's about when you got it, right?
Matt McCusker (0:48)
21, yeah.
Joe Rogan (0:49)
Well, he probably had it his whole life, just felt like shit.
Shane Gillis (0:54)
Yeah, maybe I have it. Responsibly.
SPEAKER_4 (1:03)
There's no way you're not driving.
Shane Gillis (1:04)
True.
Joe Rogan (1:05)
For some reason, you can do it though. I don't understand. I've never seen anybody consume beer the way you can.
Shane Gillis (1:10)
I can drink beer.
Joe Rogan (1:11)
But you just stay at a level, a communication level.
Shane Gillis (1:15)
Well, there's no shots, you know what I mean? Usually the guys, you start drinking like that, you're like, all right, what's the next thing?
Joe Rogan (1:22)
Right. Shots.
Shane Gillis (1:23)
That ends your night.
Joe Rogan (1:24)
Yeah, there's a corner I turn.
Shane Gillis (1:26)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:27)
Where I'm like, oh, no.
Shane Gillis (1:30)
Oh, yeah, I get to that corner.
Joe Rogan (1:31)
Really concentrating on my liver.
Matt McCusker (1:33)
Come on, boys.
SPEAKER_7 (1:34)
Pump it out.
Joe Rogan (1:37)
Turn to that corner. Bud Light came all the way back, UFC, Shane Gillis, let's go, let's fucking go.
Matt McCusker (1:43)
For the bros now.
Joe Rogan (1:44)
I mean, that's a good move. Like that guy that we met, the CEO, he's got it together.
He gets it. He gets it.
Matt McCusker (1:50)
I thought you were the CEO now.
SPEAKER_7 (1:56)
I knew you guys were going to fucking make fun of me.
Joe Rogan (1:59)
I'm so happy.
Shane Gillis (2:00)
It wouldn't have happened without this.
SPEAKER_6 (2:02)
Listen, I'm so happy.
Joe Rogan (2:03)
I'm so happy. They just made so much sense. You never let them go. You never bailed on them.
In the heart of all the craziness, you never bailed, Kid Rock's fucking shooting cases of it.
Shane Gillis (2:16)
I have to fight Bobby next time I go to Nashville.
Joe Rogan (2:20)
I think it was an important moment in culture where people realized there's consequences for certain things.
Some people, like a guy like Kid Rock, can shoot your brand. You got real problems with that demographic.
Shane Gillis (2:34)
Who would have guessed?
Joe Rogan (2:35)
Who would have fucking ever thought that was going to happen?
Shane Gillis (2:38)
Just seeing Kid Rock do that, people must have been like, oh fuck.
Joe Rogan (2:47)
The one lady who made that one video, let's move on.
Shane Gillis (2:51)
Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_7 (2:54)
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Joe Rogan (2:55)
I think we've beaten that fucking horse into a pulp. It's a meaty jelly on the ground now.
Shane Gillis (3:03)
Yeah, it's been awesome.
Joe Rogan (3:04)
Yeah, it's awesome. I'm so happy.
They're smart, man. They did a smart thing.
And they did a smart thing with the UFC, too. It's perfect. Yeah. It's perfect.
Matt McCusker (3:13)
They should make the fighters drink a beer before every fight.
Shane Gillis (3:16)
Yeah, I don't think that'd be too much.
Joe Rogan (3:18)
You know how they have monster cans in their knockout?
That probably won't happen, though. Why not?
SPEAKER_4 (3:25)
Why can't you?
Joe Rogan (3:26)
Why can't you just fight?
Shane Gillis (3:27)
All you have to do is put Bud Light on the bottle. It's not like they're drinking fucking Monster during the fight.
Matt McCusker (3:31)
That's what I was saying.
Joe Rogan (3:32)
Yeah, are you going to say it's bad for you to have a Bud Light after a fight? That's crazy. He just got punched in the head a hundred and eighty-five times.
Shane Gillis (3:39)
After the fight? Yeah. I don't think that's a tough sell. I think those guys are cracking beers after.
Joe Rogan (3:44)
Yeah. Like the Shawn Strickland-Drekas-Duplasee fight.
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