#2095 - Moshe Kasher

Joe Rogan (0:41)

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SPEAKER_2 (0:41)

Yeah, let's roll.

Moshe Kasher (0:41)

Yeah, they just want to start, save the universe, and then they want to fuck everyone's wife. Oh yes, yes. It always begins, yeah, yeah. The dimensional portal will open, and then it ends with, you can't fuck your wife anymore, but guess who can?

Joe Rogan (0:44)

Yeah. What happens is first they start stockpiling guns. Yes. Yeah, it seems like cult leaders have to have guns, because their faith and their ability to see the universe and all the good and everything is not quite good enough.

Moshe Kasher (0:45)

You need an AR.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

You need an AR to really get your point across.

Moshe Kasher (0:46)

You need maybe some flash grenades. I mean, it is interesting. It doesn't feel like, it feels like I wouldn't do that.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

If you were running a cult?

Moshe Kasher (0:52)

Well, I wouldn't fuck your wife and make you like worship me.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Well, you're a very nice guy.

Moshe Kasher (0:57)

I'm one of the nicest guys in America.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

You're a very nice guy. I don't know anyone who doesn't like you, by the way.

Moshe Kasher (1:03)

Is that true?

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Yes, I've never met anybody like that. That guy's a dick.

Moshe Kasher (1:05)

Oh, that's really cool.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

No one.

Moshe Kasher (1:07)

I love that.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Everybody likes you. You're a nice guy.

Moshe Kasher (1:08)

I like, thank you. You're a nice guy, too.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

Thank you.

Moshe Kasher (1:11)

Yeah.

I have made that a mark on my life. I want to be a good guy.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Yes, it's a good thing to do. I try really, I work at it really hard.

Moshe Kasher (1:20)

Well, you see people, by the way, and you see that they've made a decision. Like I'm at Sting, and I go, okay, Sting at some point along the line decided, I'm going to be like awesome.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

Yeah.

Moshe Kasher (1:30)

That's going to be my thing.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

I'm going to do yoga every day.

Moshe Kasher (1:33)

Yeah, I'm going to come forever.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

He doesn't come.

Moshe Kasher (1:35)

Right, he doesn't come.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

He holds his come.

Moshe Kasher (1:37)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

He's like one of these guys.

Moshe Kasher (1:39)

No, what I'm saying is he was so nice when I met him that he released.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

Oh, wow, interesting.

Moshe Kasher (1:43)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

So sweet.

Moshe Kasher (1:45)

I have it at home in my office with a little jar of Sting come.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

When he goes, he probably really goes. I think, what is the deal with that?

Moshe Kasher (1:52)

That's why he says don't stand so close to me, because he blasts you away.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

The tantric thing, they're supposed to have an internal orgasm. They're supposed to absorb it internally. Right.

I'm too lazy.

Moshe Kasher (2:03)

Well, it takes time. You have to discipline yourself, and then you can come forever, I guess.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

It seems like you're thinking about your come too much to be spending so much time doing that.

Moshe Kasher (2:13)

A lot of time focused on come.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

There's probably a benefit in it, but every benefit that you get off of something that's a difficult endeavor is a detriment to something else.

Moshe Kasher (2:23)

What do you think the detriment is?

Joe Rogan (2:24)

Just the amount of your time you're thinking about your jizz.

I guess you could say that about a lot of things, though. You could say that about people who body build. You could say that about maybe you're thinking too much about one thing.

Moshe Kasher (2:42)

Well, I guess that's kind of, in a way, that's what this book that I just wrote is about.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

You wrote a book, dude. Congratulations. Thank you very much. I'm always very impressed and also very proud of people who write books, because I know this is a fucking task, man.

Moshe Kasher (3:03)

It's an endeavor, but it's one that I like. A lot of stand-ups really don't like it, and they feel like it's homework.

On stage, I do a lot of crowd work. That's kind of my thing. And this is the creative opposite of crowd work. It's not just your material.

It's mega your material. You're a monk creating a thing or whatever. You should write a book.

Joe Rogan (3:26)

I have thought about it many times, and I had a deal to write one once, but as I was writing it, they were trying to get me to write it like stand-up. And they wanted me to write it in a way that was funny like you'd be on stage. How much laughs would you want per minute on stage?