#2093 - Sober October Crew

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience. You wanted the picture?

Tom Segura (0:16)

He lives in New York, too, where no one wants to talk to anybody. Is that the one?

Joe Rogan (0:20)

His Dice Clays, his Instagram is Performance Art. They don't appreciate it because Performance Art is snobby, and you think you have to be left-leaning, liberal, super fucking progressive. That's the only way you can have Performance Art. But no, what Andrew Dice Clay is doing, some of the best wild performance art.

Ari Shaffir (0:43)

The hat, the king's hat. The king's hat. The hat. What about the hat? My hat. The king's hat. Good. No, I'm saying I can see that you're a fan. You're talking about my coworker. Oh no, if you wanted a picture, I would, you know, I would take.

No, you wanted the picture with me?

Yes, no?

Bert Kreischer (1:08)

You want me to take you a picture?

Ari Shaffir (1:16)

I just saw the king's hat and I haven't even worn it in four years. All right, take care.

SPEAKER_5 (1:24)

He does this to so many unsuspecting people.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

First of all, is this even legal?

Bert Kreischer (1:29)

Wait, did you see the one with Matt Daman?

Joe Rogan (1:33)

No.

Tom Segura (1:33)

He just got Matt Daman.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

He got Matt Daman?

Bert Kreischer (1:35)

Get Matt Daman.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

No.

Bert Kreischer (1:37)

Matt Daman's at the fucking airport having a beer and a burger.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

No.

Bert Kreischer (1:49)

And Matt Daman is the sweetest animal alive. He just looks at him like, huh, huh? By the way, Matt Daman's at fucking LAX in Delta just having a burger and a beer like a regular fucking dude.

He is just hanging out. You gotta find the video.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

He seems like a very normal guy.

Tom Segura (2:06)

But he's like, this is why I don't do this.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

I've only had a couple interactions with him.

Bert Kreischer (2:10)

I think that's fucking Southwest.

Ari Shaffir (2:11)

This isn't even a lounge.

Bert Kreischer (2:13)

No, it's not a lounge.

Ari Shaffir (2:14)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

His face with the glasses.

Ari Shaffir (2:20)

The picture with the face?

Bert Kreischer (2:26)

Matt Damon has no fucking idea! He has no fucking idea.

Ari Shaffir (2:29)

No, here's the question.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Is that legal?

Tom Segura (2:32)

Sort of.

Bert Kreischer (2:32)

Sure.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

And is that legal you can just take some guy who's working in an upholstery shop. Andrew Dice Clay is like, you wanted this picture?

SPEAKER_5 (2:41)

He does it on street corners a lot, so like you're in public, right? And if you're in public you can be filmed, They're wild, which is also wild. Which is wild.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

It's kind of wild, and you can be filmed against your knowledge.

Bert Kreischer (2:54)

Yeah, it's kind of wild. My favorite is when those young white kids do it to just black dudes, and then they're like, hey, did you want me to kiss me on the lips? And the guy goes, no, you're talking to the wrong motherfucker.

And he's like, in a second, and then he just jaws the dude and knocks him unconscious, and you're like, that's even a bunch.

SPEAKER_5 (3:08)

There's a bunch of those that go sideways that are stupid.

Tom Segura (3:11)

It's like, well, you got it.

SPEAKER_5 (3:12)

They're not really thought out. Or there's the fart prank. You know, like, there's people that do...

Tom Segura (3:16)

Fart in elevators?

SPEAKER_5 (3:17)

No, they'll fart, like, in public, but they'll go to, like, the hood and then, like, walk up where people are hanging out and then just fart and you see black people be like, nah.

And, like, get up and, like, chase you. Like, it's... It's because it's, like, you're trying to elicit this reaction that's...

Joe Rogan (3:33)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (3:34)

It's very dangerous.

SPEAKER_5 (3:35)

It's super dangerous to do that.

Joe Rogan (3:37)

Yeah, it's very, very dangerous. Just because they don't know that you're doing a prank.

Tom Segura (3:42)

No.

Joe Rogan (3:42)

They think you're a crazy person.

SPEAKER_5 (3:44)

And they think that you came over.

Joe Rogan (3:46)

If someone's that nuts, they just get right in your face out of nowhere with some goofy thing to say.

SPEAKER_5 (3:52)

And if you're doing the fart one, they think you're coming over to where people are. Just to fart on someone. Yeah, it doesn't go well.

Tom Segura (3:59)

And they're like, no, it's for a prank from YouTube.