#2087 - Ron White

Jamie (0:08)

All day.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Ron White has brought a wandering puppy into this studio. She's tangled in the wires now.

Ron White (0:18)

Yeah, you know what, we could just put her out there. There's, they got new puppies out there, we'll just put her outside. She doesn't need to be around these wires.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

Let's have her do that and play with the puppy.

Ron White (0:28)

Yeah, she'll do that.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

How old is she? Six months?

Ron White (0:31)

Six months.

SPEAKER_4 (0:32)

She's adorable.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

What's her name again?

Ron White (0:33)

Maddie. It's just like a rug that shits. That's what she is, man.

SPEAKER_4 (0:39)

She's a little, adorable little cutie pie.

Ron White (0:42)

She's a golden doodle, micro golden doodle is what they're calling them.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Micro golden doodle.

Ron White (0:47)

Yeah, so it doesn't matter how big she's supposed to be.

Jamie (0:50)

That's it?

SPEAKER_4 (0:51)

That's as big as they get?

Ron White (0:52)

That one's supposed to, I hope so.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

Isn't it weird?

Ron White (0:55)

I still got to cram them on planes and shit when I went travel.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Those things all came from wolves.

Ron White (1:00)

Did they really?

SPEAKER_4 (1:01)

Yeah.

Ron White (1:02)

I don't know anything about where she came from. I got it from a breeder.

SPEAKER_4 (1:07)

All dogs came from wolves.

Ron White (1:09)

They did?

Joe Rogan (1:09)

It's just incredible that they can get a dog down to that.

That they can, I mean, even a German Shepherd, I'm out to turn a German Shepherd into a Chihuahua. How?

SPEAKER_4 (1:17)

How do they do that?

Ron White (1:18)

I'm glad I'm not the one they're asking how to do it because I would have to say, I have no idea, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

I don't even think they know how people did it because it happened so long.

Ron White (1:26)

You got two Chihuahuas and let them bang. That's the only...

SPEAKER_5 (1:29)

You got the boss Chihuahua.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

I wonder if you can go back up to a wolf.

SPEAKER_6 (1:33)

When you can take Chihuahuas and go over 10,000 years.

Ron White (1:35)

And get back, just reverse DNA those things back into a creature.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Make it harder for them to live.

Ron White (1:41)

Is it hot in here?

Joe Rogan (1:42)

No.

Ron White (1:43)

It's not?

Joe Rogan (1:43)

No.

Ron White (1:44)

Oh no. Oh no. Then I miscalculated something.

I got a miscalculation going on in my head.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

No, we're good.

SPEAKER_5 (1:52)

We're good.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

It's like, what is it in here? Seventy?

It's cold as shit outside.

SPEAKER_6 (1:56)

Yeah, it is.

Ron White (1:58)

I'm up in the air on the 22nd floor. I'm still living in the condo.

It is breezy up there.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

Boy, you open up that sliding glass door, you get a taste of reality.

Ron White (2:09)

When a couple of days ago, we could barely shut it, you know, or open it. It was just so much pressure against it. We're in Midland on Wednesday or Thursday night to do a show. Thanks to you. If you'd have just let me retire, I wouldn't have been in Midland. I'm sitting on my bus, my 60,000 pound tour bus, and it is shaking in the wind. It is blowing so hard. And I've owned that bus 17 years. I've never felt anything like this.

And it just shaking and that bus driver had to drive it from there to Houston for the next night show. He got up at 10 hours later of just wrestling that steering wheel, trying to keep that thing on the road.

His shoulders were killing him. His back was sore. It looked like he'd been in a fight all night long, 10 hours.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

What a bus is such a big target for wind too. There's so much surface area.

Ron White (2:57)

It's like a big old sail. But luckily, they weigh a lot. So they're 60,000 pounds.

So it's pretty stable compared to a trailer that somebody's pulling. There's no weight in that. All that weight's right here. That stuff really blows around worse than we do.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

Yeah, I would imagine.

Ron White (3:18)

We have got weight distribution.

Joe Rogan (3:19)

Just the whole trailer.

Ron White (3:20)

I know all about this shit. If you want to know any of it, just ask me questions.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

The hinge between the two trailers, if something goes sideways, I would imagine that would be a lot harder to get back on track.