#2084 - Jim Breuer

Joe Rogan (0:13)

What's up, baby?

Jamie (0:14)

How are you?

Jim Breuer (0:15)

It's good to see you, man.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Good to see you too, my friend.

Jim Breuer (0:17)

You look all happy and refreshed.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Well, I was on vacation. Yeah, so I went to the British Virgin Islands for 10 days, just chilled, went to the beach, did some fishing.

Wonderful time, just relaxing, just relaxing.

Jim Breuer (0:30)

Scuba?

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Wonderful. Do some little snorkeling, did some snorkeling. Scuba kind of freaks me out. I would do it, but the idea of relying on that tank of air, and you're breathing under water, and you slowly have to make your way to the surface.

What if something goes sideways? How long can you hold your breath?

Jim Breuer (0:48)

You don't go down that far. You know, I'm shocked you don't like scuba diving.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

But it's not whether or not I would like it. I would absolutely love it, I'm sure.

It's a whole different, everybody I know that's done it loves it. It's a whole world.

Jim Breuer (1:02)

See, I'm more freaked out by what you do. If you go snorkeling, and you're smacking your feet on the water, I think sharks, they say, oh my God, he's fucking struggling. I'm gonna get him. That freaks me out more.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

Totally possible.

And happened at a resort where Duncan was staying. It was either the week before Duncan was there or the week after he left. I forget which one it was. But in Maui, this lady got eaten by a tiger shark right out where Duncan was swimming. He was out there at the same resort swimming in the water. And then during the same time frame, somebody got got.

Jim Breuer (1:39)

They're everywhere.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

They're everywhere.

Jim Breuer (1:41)

But yeah, no, I'm not a snorkeling fan, but I'm glad you had, you know.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

I believe a woman just got killed recently or a person got killed recently in Maui.

Jim Breuer (1:52)

Really?

SPEAKER_4 (1:53)

Last week a surfer did.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

Surfer?

SPEAKER_4 (1:54)

But also the week before that. Well, that's just way too.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

They're out there. Imagine if like every year people got killed by werewolves.

Would you ever go to the woods when it was a full moon?

Jim Breuer (2:07)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

No!

Jamie (2:08)

Especially at nighttime.

Jim Breuer (2:09)

During the day I would.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

I would go during the day.

Jim Breuer (2:12)

During the day I'm not worried. I feel like werewolves ain't gonna mess with you during the day.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

They'll mess with you.

Jim Breuer (2:17)

You think so?

Joe Rogan (2:18)

Yeah. They'll follow you until it gets dark.

Jim Breuer (2:20)

Wouldn't they be more excited to freak you out?

Joe Rogan (2:23)

It depends on what kind of a werewolf it is. If it's a dude who knows he's a werewolf and kind of enjoys it, that guy would like pick people to turn in front of, you know, like come over to your house, you know what I mean? We always assume that the werewolf is this good guy and he gets bit and he's like, shit, I can't believe this.

Jim Breuer (2:41)

No!

Joe Rogan (2:42)

And then he turns into this monster. But what if he's a piece of shit?

And what if he knows he's going to be a werewolf? And so he's like, he wants to make it easy. So he just becomes your friend and hangs out with you in the house until the moon turns full. So this way, he's got you in a closed environment.

Jim Breuer (2:55)

That's true. And then he can start harvesting your whole damn family.

Or he brings you all in one at a time. Yeah, your family live here.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

He's already fucking scouting the house for silver bullets. There's no silver bullets in this house, I'm good.

Jim Breuer (3:09)

That's cynical.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

Yeah.

Jim Breuer (3:11)

But that's a werewolf.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

Well, that's human beings too, right? If you think about someone's decision, if someone makes a decision to go to war, right? If someone makes a decision to go, and think about it, they use propaganda, they'll use a flag, they'll use misinformation, control of the media, and get a war going that isn't really necessary.

And how many people die from that? Right? And so they just make this decision. They make this decision knowing that a bunch of people are going to die that could be avoided, but if they do do it, it's going to be very profitable, and you can justify doing it. And so they do it.