#2081 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

It's you, ballin out of control, two sold out arena shows for Kill Tony, New Year's Eve. Let's fuckin go. And in town.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:23)

Amazing.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

He gets to do an arena show, a 10 minute drive from your apartment.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:28)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

Dude, you're ballin out of control. Look at you, son.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:30)

We're pumped.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

Wearing pajamas to work.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:32)

I love it. This is a full Jordan sweatsuit.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

I thought it was pajamas. I was like, Tony came in all casual in his PJs.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:41)

There's stuff that I wanna wear to do stand up in that I can't do stand up in, but during the day, it's like.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

You can do stand up in that.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:46)

Oh, I can't.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

You 100% could.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:48)

I've literally put it on, and then right before I leave, I go and change into black pants and a black hoodie.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

One of my biggest mistakes ever is like I get high and then I get dressed.

SPEAKER_5 (1:00)

It's a terrible idea.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:02)

It's a terrible idea.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

I'll be wearing raincoats and shit.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:07)

Yeah, I've been dressing very eccentric during the days lately. It's fun.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

It's fun. Why not? Why shouldn't you? You're a baller now.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:15)

Yeah. And then at nighttime, at the last second, I get scared.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Sorta, you still wear that crazy belt buckle.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:24)

Oh, I wear the belt buckles everywhere. I got more, someone just sent me a golden pony, made of gold that says golden pony in big letters. I have my homie Bones Eye that makes all those leather joke books on Kill Tony.

Just showed me one that he's almost finished with, which is the alien head of the mothership with the two Kill Tony guns crossed over. I mean, a big one, dude. You're gonna fucking love it. So now people know that I like belt buckles, so they're going out and fucking getting me custom made belt buckles.

Boom.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Cody Garbrandt gave me a gold chain that his jeweler made, and on one side is my face, and the other side is my dog's face.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:07)

Have you worn it yet?

Joe Rogan (2:08)

No.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:08)

Let me tell you something.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

I told my wife she has to wear it.

I go, she goes, I'm gonna wear it with the dog's face. I go, the fuck you are. You wear it with my face out. Wear it everywhere you go.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:20)

But if you try that on, when you're chilling at home one day, and you're just wearing shorts or something, and you throw that chain on, you might never take it off.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

No, I'm afraid to ignite the Italian in me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:29)

Exactly, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

I'm afraid to start wearing gold chains and shit, and pinky rings.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:35)

100%, that's what happens.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

I don't want to ignite that part of me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:38)

Yeah, I got it.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

When Mike Tyson was fat, one of the things that he said, he did want to work out. He goes, I'm afraid to ignite my ego.

Because it did, ignited his ego. Then he became Mike Tyson again. He goes, I'm afraid to...

What was his exact quote when he decided to fight again? He said something like, the gods of war. Yeah, there it is.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:00)

That's ballerous, fuck.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

Cody can wear shit like that because he's a cool dude. I'm an old dork.

I can't be wearing that.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:14)

Oh, that's a good gateway.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

I like the Marshall one though. I'll wear that.

The dog's the best.

Golden Retrievers are literally the greatest dogs of all time. They're so different than any other dog. They're like people. They're so weird. It's like they just, they're so tuned in. There's all these different things that I say to that dog where he knows exactly what I'm talking about, but it's not like, sit, give me your paw. It's like, hey man, you want to watch TV?

And he just goes running with me into the TV room and he hops up on the couch with me and cuddles with me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:47)

Amazing.

Joe Rogan (3:48)

He's just, my friend Mike says they're all love sponges. It's like a love sponge.