#2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 2)

Mark Normand (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Shane Gillis (0:14)

If they find each other out in the wild, they're never really cool with each other.

Ari Shaffir (0:18)

Oh, sometimes they are.

Shane Gillis (0:19)

Sometimes if they're in the neighborhood.

Ari Shaffir (0:21)

They get buddies, yeah.

Shane Gillis (0:22)

But don't they have to grow up together?

Mark Normand (0:24)

Yeah, it's like women, they hate each other.

Ari Shaffir (0:28)

You ever notice how women don't have friends?

SPEAKER_6 (0:31)

So you know who hates women the most, women?

Mark Normand (0:33)

Girl power.

Ari Shaffir (0:37)

Who runs the world?

Shane Gillis (0:38)

Girls.

SPEAKER_7 (0:39)

Who runs the world?

Shane Gillis (0:41)

I bought you that book, by the way.

Mark Normand (0:43)

What about all those bridges?

SPEAKER_7 (0:44)

Who runs the world?

Shane Gillis (0:45)

No, the Lizzo book that I sent you the picture of.

Ari Shaffir (0:47)

Oh, I thought you were joking.

Mark Normand (0:47)

Lizzo's got a book? Is it a cookbook?

SPEAKER_7 (0:53)

What was the book?

Ari Shaffir (0:56)

I don't want to be a part of this.

Mark Normand (0:59)

Chicken Soup for the Soul?

Shane Gillis (1:01)

I was like, I gotta buy this.

SPEAKER_7 (1:02)

You actually bought that?

Shane Gillis (1:04)

Yes.

Ari Shaffir (1:04)

I gave you Bloodlands.

Mark Normand (1:07)

That sounds like a balanced offer.

Shane Gillis (1:13)

Bro, I can't even read that.

Ari Shaffir (1:14)

Oh, you mean The Lizzo Way?

Shane Gillis (1:15)

Yeah, that way.

Ari Shaffir (1:16)

100% that book you need. Oh, you got me that?

Shane Gillis (1:21)

Yeah, I'll bring it in next time.

Mark Normand (1:22)

I thought when she got in trouble, it would just blow a hole through everything. I thought when they were coming after her for Bob and Shane.

Shane Gillis (1:31)

You think you're gonna get a, for what, for being a diva, like what was the worst thing she did?

Mark Normand (1:35)

I just thought it was like, it would put an end to like DC.

SPEAKER_7 (1:39)

What was the worst thing she did?

Mark Normand (1:40)

Can we just enjoy?

Ari Shaffir (1:41)

She didn't do anything.

Mark Normand (1:42)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:43)

She's innocent, also for real, I know it's like, Free Lizzo.

SPEAKER_7 (1:46)

Free Lizzo.

Ari Shaffir (1:47)

She's a queen. What did she do?

Mark Normand (1:48)

She's a queen.

Ari Shaffir (1:49)

What was her accusations? Like, she made a performer's show with banana for pussy or something?

Mark Normand (1:53)

Yeah, like, come on.

Ari Shaffir (1:55)

Fucking baller shit, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Those are rules.

I've seen her. Puts on a good concert.

Mark Normand (2:00)

She's good.

Ari Shaffir (2:00)

I've seen her. I will say, I was actually pissed when they made her twerk with, I think it was James Madison's flute.

Shane Gillis (2:12)

I kinda like it. I think it symbolizes the time we're living in.

Ari Shaffir (2:15)

I think it does too.

Shane Gillis (2:18)

I think the time sucks. It's maybe, but maybe not.

It depends on your perspective. I'm with you. It's just an artifact. It's the most fun time to be alive.

Ari Shaffir (2:27)

Here's, genuinely, it's like, I get it.

I genuinely don't care about that guy's fucking flute. Fuck him.

SPEAKER_7 (2:34)

I don't like it.

Ari Shaffir (2:37)

But I know why they're celebrating it.

They're like, yeah, yeah, in your fucking face. And it's like, come on dude. The guy founded America.

SPEAKER_7 (2:47)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Hell, what did they do wrong?

Ari Shaffir (2:49)

I know they don't give a fuck about history.

Shane Gillis (2:53)

Right.

Ari Shaffir (2:55)

And by they, I mean, white liberals.

Shane Gillis (2:56)

She played a 200 year old flute.

Ari Shaffir (2:59)

Jesus.

Mark Normand (3:01)

That was Zembik.

Ari Shaffir (3:05)

Yeah, I guess I don't give a fuck about it.

Mark Normand (3:08)

That could have been a replica.

Shane Gillis (3:10)

She wasn't playing it recklessly. Imagine the street cred you would get if you spiked it and said, fuck white supremacy.

Mark Normand (3:20)

That would kill.

Shane Gillis (3:24)

That would be the most polarizing moment in human history.

Ari Shaffir (3:28)

I'd be like, wow.

SPEAKER_8 (3:29)

I'd be like, what the fuck?

Ari Shaffir (3:31)

For the record, I take back my opinion from one minute ago. The thing that does suck about it though is them covering it.

Joe Rogan (3:39)

That's a problem.

Ari Shaffir (3:40)

They're covering it because they want you to be mad.

Joe Rogan (3:43)

She might have been doing it because like, oh, I'm playing one of the Presidents.