#2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 1)
The Joe Rogan Experience
December 13, 2023
Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever.
Speakers Jamie, Joe Rogan, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Ari Shaffir
TopicsComedy
Jamie (0:04)
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Joe Rogan (0:14)
We're back, kids. Let's fucking go.
Mark Normand (0:17)
Happy holidays.
Shane Gillis (0:18)
Happy holidays.
Ari Shaffir (0:20)
Happy holidays.
Shane Gillis (0:21)
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Ari Shaffir (0:25)
Nobody cares about Kwanzaa anymore.
Mark Normand (0:26)
Kwanzaa's out.
Ari Shaffir (0:27)
Not its run.
Mark Normand (0:28)
Take that, Jude, off.
Joe Rogan (0:29)
Is that out? No one talking about it?
Ari Shaffir (0:32)
There's no one cares.
Mark Normand (0:32)
There's reindeer.
Ari Shaffir (0:33)
It's not canceled. It's just irrelevant.
Ari Shaffir (0:37)
Well, yeah.
Mark Normand (0:38)
What about this menorah? I think we're on day five of this weird wacky, deep holiday.
Joe Rogan (0:43)
Do we have enough candles missing?
Ari Shaffir (0:45)
Yeah, we have the right amount.
Mark Normand (0:47)
There you go. Damn. Adolf.
Joe Rogan (0:51)
Are we going to get in trouble with the president of Harvard for letting us in?
Mark Normand (0:57)
Just say genocide is bad. I can't do it.
Shane Gillis (1:00)
I can't.
Mark Normand (1:01)
Come on.
Ari Shaffir (1:01)
It's so good sometimes.
Joe Rogan (1:02)
See, she got busted for plagiarizing today.
Shane Gillis (1:05)
No.
Ari Shaffir (1:05)
Who did?
Joe Rogan (1:05)
The president of Harvard.
Ari Shaffir (1:06)
For saying genocide is right? Hitler said that.
Joe Rogan (1:11)
She plagiarized her dissertation.
Ari Shaffir (1:13)
Oh, really?
Mark Normand (1:14)
Oh, shit.
Ari Shaffir (1:15)
Harvard's got some great talent out there.
Mark Normand (1:18)
Yikes.
Well, she's gone now. I think they've fired her.
Joe Rogan (1:21)
I don't think so. I think some of them are gone and some of them aren't. What's the latest on those three ladies?
We should play that video because the video is fucking insane.
Ari Shaffir (1:29)
It's wild. The congressman is like, what?
Joe Rogan (1:32)
What? Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:33)
It's insane.
Mark Normand (1:34)
You got to get those three.
Ari Shaffir (1:36)
Get them on here.
Mark Normand (1:37)
Get them on.
Joe Rogan (1:38)
Yeah.
Mark Normand (1:39)
You can conduct genocide or you can't conduct.
Ari Shaffir (1:42)
You got to get them in and like, what's your favorite genocide? Write your top six genocides.
Mark Normand (1:46)
Spanish Inquisition.
Ari Shaffir (1:48)
Spanish Inquisition was a good one.
Shane Gillis (1:50)
Does that count?
Mark Normand (1:50)
Does that count? Is that a gen?
Gen Z?
Joe Rogan (1:53)
I'm going to send this to you, Jamie.
Shane Gillis (1:56)
I guess it does. Yeah, cheers.
Joe Rogan (1:59)
Cheers, cheers.
Mark Normand (1:59)
I forgot the eggnog.
Shane Gillis (2:02)
I haven't even seen that video yet of those ladies. I haven't seen it.
Joe Rogan (2:07)
The video is going to drive me nuts.
Mark Normand (2:08)
It's pretty wild.
I'm telling you, this Hamas is poking a hole in everything. It's all good, except for the dead people.
Joe Rogan (2:15)
Okay, but if you want to get really crazy about this while I'm wearing this fucking mustache glasses.
Mark Normand (2:22)
Do you ever kill Bill?
Joe Rogan (2:25)
How much time do you guys ever wonder about whether or not there's foreign influence in the way things are discussed on college campuses?
Mark Normand (2:33)
Much less than you.
Joe Rogan (2:35)
I think there's been an ideological capture of colleges and Yuri Besmanov, the former KGB guy from the Soviet Union, when he defected, he talked about this openly, that Soviet Union has been trying to do this forever. They've been trying to demoralize America by infecting their educational institutions, and it's a multi-generational approach.
You infect the kids with Marxism and Leninism in the universities, and then you indoctrinate them to these ideas, and then they go off and slowly start to seep into the workplace. And over the course of several generations, you completely diminish their confidence in democracy and what they think about America. You destroy all of the confidence that they have in America, and that's exactly what's happened.
Ari Shaffir (3:24)
Could be. When they're saying Osama Bin Laden was correct to do 9-11.
Mark Normand (3:27)
I wish you would have said all that with the Asian mask on.
Joe Rogan (3:31)
The mask is too hard. It's like too hard to form sentences.
Shane Gillis (3:34)
The only thing I was thinking of, oh, the weather outside.
Jamie (3:42)
Let's play the video, Jamie.
Joe Rogan (3:45)
This video, to me, it seems like this is a great example of the madness of our current era.
This is the madness encapsulated because it's literally the heads of some of the most prestigious educational institutions. These are the people that are teaching young people. These are the people that you take the brightest young minds that get to go to Harvard. The fucking watch. The brightest young minds that get to go to Harvard.
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