#2072 - Stavros Halkias

Jamie (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Stavros Halkias (0:09)

I don't know, I think it's their own blend. Some kind of tobacco thing, yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Let's go live and sort this out.

Stavros Halkias (0:17)

Yeah, come on, you know how podcasting works.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

We're wasting all this beautiful sorting.

Stavros Halkias (0:25)

We use every part of the buffalo.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

We missed this entire Jamie ordering a half cow.

Stavros Halkias (0:31)

I love that. I'm with Homesteader, I'm with Prepper Jamie.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Jamie's got canned peaches in his basement.

Jamie (0:39)

I just thought it was a Texas thing.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

What, getting a half a cow?

Well, it is. Well, one of the beautiful things about living around here is that there are a bunch of really good ranchers, and you could buy meat from someone who you know, they grew the cow, you know they didn't pump it full of antibiotics and hormones. There's a lot of grass-fed ranchers out here.

Stavros Halkias (0:58)

That's nice.

Jamie (0:59)

I think that's what I was thinking one day.

Stavros Halkias (1:00)

I would love a nice, I would love a nice fucking grass-fed ribeye.

Jamie (1:06)

Oh, better rest.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

I'm a big fan of the grass-fed ribeyes.

Most people are so used to corn-fed though. You get that pinkish sort of fatty.

Jamie (1:16)

Do you know the difference between prime or?

Joe Rogan (1:18)

I do not. I do not.

Stavros Halkias (1:20)

Wait, what's the difference between corn-fed and grass-fed?

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Grass-fed is how they normally eat. That's how a cow usually eats. They just eat grass. But then when they want to really plump them up quickly, they feed them corn.

So most steaks, if you go to like a steakhouse, unless they specify it's corn-fed or grain-fed. Gotcha.

Stavros Halkias (1:41)

The BBL, the BBL of cow trough is fucking corn-fed. I like my, yeah, a grass-fed is nice, but I couldn't tell you the difference.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

They're darker, it's a little chewier, tastes better to me, I like the flavor more. The BBL, who was the fucking first doctor that was like, I know what to do with this extra fat.

Stavros Halkias (2:05)

It's like how a baby would be a doctor. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, let's put it in their cheeks.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

Have you seen one in real life though?

Stavros Halkias (2:11)

I have, and it was pretty good.

If you get them fresh, BBLs are like fish, you know? You don't want them hanging out too long. You don't want too many kids. But if you get them right after Dr. Miami, you know what I mean?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Right, like four months after healing.

Stavros Halkias (2:33)

Oh, some pretty cool stuff.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

Like dry-aged beef.

Stavros Halkias (2:40)

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

I want to get that perfect 30-day mark.

Stavros Halkias (2:43)

Yes, you scrape off that weird top part and underneath there's a nice bubbly butt cheeks.

It is funny to fuck somebody with a huge ass when your dick is so little, though. It's like my dick was being stopped by the cheeks. My head was probably this much in her pussy.

Joe Rogan (3:00)

That makes sense. You have to concentrate on tightening up your butt cheeks and keeping that forward thrust.

You don't want to have too much laxity on the back end.

Stavros Halkias (3:10)

No, no, no.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

You want to have a rigid wall. You're only going back in, boom, and back in.

Stavros Halkias (3:16)

I have to get my deadlift formed down just so I can fuck a girl with a huge ass.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

I think kettlebell swings.

It's all on the hips. Kettlebell swings, it's a hip hinge. That's what you want to work on.

Stavros Halkias (3:27)

I think carrying a gigantic stomach has to kind of strengthen the back. You know what I mean?

Joe Rogan (3:34)

Yeah, I mean it destroys your back too.

Stavros Halkias (3:37)

But for those 45 seconds when I'm in those fake butt cheeks, it's pretty good.

Joe Rogan (3:42)

Well, I was thinking that about like Ralphie May used to have the most fucking gigantic calves. And I was like, Ralphie, if you lost weight, you'd be able to kick through a fucking wall.

Stavros Halkias (3:52)

Bro, check these fuckers. Have you seen these little bad boys?

Joe Rogan (3:55)

Let me see these bad boys.

Stavros Halkias (3:56)

This is awesome. This is what I'm coming on the show for.

Joe Rogan (3:59)