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#2057 - Dale Brisby

The Joe Rogan Experience

November 3, 2023

Dale Brisby is a cowboy, bullrider, rancher, YouTuber, and the star of Netflix's "How to Be a Cowboy."

Speakers Joe Rogan, Dale Brisby

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Pleasure, pleasure to meet you.

Dale Brisby (0:16)

Likewise.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

I feel like I shouldn't have these on either.

Show me that hat, bro. Let's go. Oh.

Dale Brisby (0:23)

There's a couple, I hope I didn't overdo it.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

I've been here for three years. It's about time I wore one of these fucking hats.

Dale Brisby (0:29)

My brother made this belt and buckle.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Oh, nice.

Dale Brisby (0:32)

That was an idea I had.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Oh, that's very cool.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, it's got my name on it and everything?

Dale Brisby (0:42)

Yeah, it's a hand made.

Joe Rogan (0:44)

It's got a little elk antler. Look at that, folks.

It's Christmas.

Dale Brisby (0:49)

I hope that fits.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I hope it fits too. Here we go. I got a fat head.

Dale Brisby (0:54)

Oh, it's backwards. Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

Is that good?

Dale Brisby (1:00)

Bro, that fits.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

How does it look, Jamie?

You fucking... That fits.

SPEAKER_3 (1:07)

Honestly, I don't know how they're supposed to fit.

Dale Brisby (1:12)

That's pretty close.

SPEAKER_3 (1:13)

Because they stick up a lot, and I feel like that's not how it's supposed to be, but everybody says that is how it's supposed to be.

Dale Brisby (1:18)

So it does. There's like two modes that you can put it in.

You know, like there's just like, if you're just out honky tonking, or then if you're about to like, you know, get on a bronc or something, and you like pull it down, it makes your ears crunch.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

No.

Dale Brisby (1:36)

That's like a fight mode.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

I think maybe this is too small.

Dale Brisby (1:41)

I was thinking, it's a 3 eighths.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Does it stretch?

Dale Brisby (1:45)

A little bit, but I'll get you a half.

You heat it up? Steam it. It's an American hat made in Texas.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

It feels like an American hat made in Texas.

Dale Brisby (1:56)

I'll get you a half. That's a 3 eighths.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

It's pretty close.

It's right about there. It feels like I'm fucking real Texan. God damn it.

Dale Brisby (2:06)

That's what I was thinking. I was like, my man needs a cowboy hat.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

I definitely need one. Now I have one. We're good. Now I feel complete. I'm real close to saying y'all.

I'm getting close a couple times.

Dale Brisby (2:19)

We're right around the corner.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

I've been here for 3 years now.

I'm never moving. I fucking love this place.

Dale Brisby (2:28)

I can't imagine living anywhere else.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Texas is fun.

It's just like you go everywhere else and there's so many rules. You're like, why? Why do you guys have all these rules?

Do we really need them? Does it make you better? Does it make society better? Does it make you safer?

SPEAKER_3 (2:43)

Fuck out of here.

Dale Brisby (2:44)

I feel like in Texas, you can experience true freedom.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

Well, this is a crazy place. Do you ever read the history of the place? Do you ever read any books on how this place was sort of established, like when they conquered the Comanches and the Texas Rangers?

Dale Brisby (3:00)

Theano Estacado and all that. Wow.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

The history is just so insane. No wonder why they resisted becoming a state for so long. Like, we got this.

Dale Brisby (3:09)

It's brutal. Yeah. Some of those stories are just like, Oh, my God. You got to set them down, come back to them.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

Yeah. Empire of the Summer Moon is like that. Like, there's some of the horrific tales of torture and what they...

Whoo! Those Comanche were some wild folks. They were some wild folks.

I mean, if I could have like an invisible bubble and go back in time and just experience it without them knowing I was there, I would love to see what that was like. Yeah. It was a brutal time, man.

Dale Brisby (3:40)

I feel like...

Joe Rogan (3:41)

Just brutal.

Dale Brisby (3:41)

Have you seen Lonesome Dove?

Joe Rogan (3:43)

Yes.

Dale Brisby (3:43)

Yeah, I feel like it's probably pretty close to what it was like.

Joe Rogan (3:48)

Yeah.

Dale Brisby (3:49)

I mean, just guessing.

Joe Rogan (3:49)

I mean, everyone's just sort of trying to recreate those moments and try to... But I think...

It's just hard to believe that just... I mean, when did they really conquer this area? It was like the 1800s. So, less than 200 years ago.

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