#2030 - Protect Our Parks 9

Joe Rogan (0:08)

All day.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

God damn it.

Shane Gillis (0:14)

The fun gun.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Come on, boys. Let's go. Oh, sunglasses.

Ari Shaffir (0:18)

I'm not yet.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

They're options.

Ari Shaffir (0:19)

I'm ready.

Mark Normand (0:19)

I need them.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Norman doesn't fuck around. He gets here, he's got them ready to go.

Mark Normand (0:23)

The lights hurt my eyes.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

Well, you had a rough one last night.

Mark Normand (0:26)

The city brings out the evil in me.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

It's a party town.

Mark Normand (0:28)

It really is.

SPEAKER_6 (0:29)

It's always been a party town.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

It's great. It's a fun town. You guys went to see Nether Hour, too, right?

Ari Shaffir (0:33)

Yeah, it was fun.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Those guys are cool.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

They were really good. I'd only seen them after the Vulcan shows, but this was like the first time I saw them, like their own show. And they were like, oh, you're crushing it. And Uncle Lazer.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (0:43)

Uncle Lazer got on and fucking played the harmonica.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

I just thought he was a local Coke fiend.

Ari Shaffir (0:47)

Phenomenal. He is definitely a local Coke fiend.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I know that's all he was.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

A lot of guys who do Coke also are good at harmonica.

Ari Shaffir (0:54)

He's a good dude.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

I like that guy.

Ari Shaffir (0:55)

He's funny.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

He's fun.

Ari Shaffir (0:57)

Good energy.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

It's like, he ain't faking it.

Ari Shaffir (1:00)

No, he's not.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

You know, I mean, that's that guy. He's a wild boy.

Ari Shaffir (1:03)

I had like one heart to heart with him and he pulled me aside. He didn't break character at all. He was like, brother, let me ask you something. Is this good? I was like, oh man, you're crazy.

Mark Normand (1:10)

Wow, what a night. Ric Flair, Waka Flocka, Uncle Lazer.

Ari Shaffir (1:14)

Waka Flocka, Uncle Lazer.

Mark Normand (1:16)

Like a Mad Libs.

Ari Shaffir (1:16)

It was crazy.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

It's fun, right?

Joe Rogan (1:20)

It's funny too, cause my uncle is named Uncle Lazer. He was a canter, I think. Oh, that's hilarious.

Mark Normand (1:24)

Every time I hear that name, I'm like, Uncle Lazer, way different.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

Your uncle's name was Uncle Lazer?

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:29)

You had an uncle Lazer? Was he a fucking American gladiator?

Joe Rogan (1:33)

He was a Holocaust survivor.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

Bro, did you guys hear the story about those American gladiators? They got like no money.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Really?

Joe Rogan (1:40)

Yeah, they got like no money.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

They were celebrities.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

I know. They got fucked.

They got royally fucked.

Mark Normand (1:45)

The Holocaust is the ultimate obstacle course.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

I was reading something about Jamie. Were you the one who told me about it, Jamie?

Mark Normand (1:52)

Yeah, it was a documentary. There's two documentaries actually about it.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Gentlemen.

Mark Normand (1:56)

Hey, praise Allah.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

So good.

Mark Normand (2:00)

What is this, number nine, ten? Nine.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

Nine, let's fucking go.

SPEAKER_7 (2:04)

Nine, let's fucking go.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Those American Gladiate, bro, that's like pro wrestling. That's a hard ass job. That's like you're crashing into people and stuff. You're taking people down. You're fucking battling with big Q-tips.

Ari Shaffir (2:17)

You're taking steroids and you're just spearing strangers.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

They beat the fuck out of some people.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

Oh, they really unloaded on those guys, too.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

And those women. They barely got paid.

They barely got paid.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Really? It was NBC, too, wasn't it?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Oh, this is you, bro.

Mark Normand (2:32)

Remember that hamster wheel they would run in?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

I'm sorry.

Mark Normand (2:37)

Yeah, one of those broke and it went in the guy's back. They said he needed 75 stitches.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

The hamster wheel?

Mark Normand (2:41)

Yeah. Really?

Joe Rogan (2:44)

I used to love that Ninja Warrior show.

Mark Normand (2:46)

Watching people get wrecked.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Bro, some people are really good at that. It's very entertaining.

To be really good at that, you got to be a fucking athlete.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

The 106 pound women.

Joe Rogan (2:58)

Oh yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:59)