#2018 - Post Malone

Post Malone (0:08)

All day! I'm hanging out.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Dude, you look fucking great. I told you that when I saw you, but I want to tell you on air. You look fucking great, man.

You said you lost 60?

Post Malone (0:21)

Like 60 I was like 240, now I'm like 185

Joe Rogan (0:24)

That's amazing.

Post Malone (0:25)

Yes, sir.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

And you did it just by cutting out Soda.

Post Malone (0:28)

Yeah, I don't drink.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

A lot of shows.

Post Malone (0:30)

Yeah, like shows, Soda, Soda's so bad.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

It's so bad.

Post Malone (0:35)

It's so bad. But it's so good. I'll have a Soda. I'm a bad boy. And I have a Monster Energy.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Every now and then.

Post Malone (0:40)

But Celsius is so good, too. Have you had one of those?

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Yeah, I have. They're good. It's so good. The key to those things is just every now and then. That's the thing.

Every now and then, you reward yourself with a Coca-Cola. You're like, ah, this is nice.

Post Malone (0:53)

On these hot Texas days, I've been here.

We did Dallas two days yesterday, back to back. Yesterday and the night before.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

I'm coming to see you tomorrow night.

Post Malone (1:04)

Let's go.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

I'm coming to Houston. Let's go. Let's go.

Post Malone (1:07)

Did you buy tickets? Yeah. Oh, Joe, you didn't have to do that.

Because if you said, we hooked you up, I was like, what the hell, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_2 (1:16)

But since you said you buy, thank you so much for coming to Rogan.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

My pleasure.

SPEAKER_2 (1:19)

My pleasure.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

I'm excited.

Post Malone (1:21)

Me too, man.

SPEAKER_2 (1:21)

I'm excited, man.

Post Malone (1:22)

Excited to see you. Especially out in this heat, dude. Just like, you know what? I had a great show. You know what? I'm feeling a little bit naughty.

I'm going to have myself Coke on ice.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

Yeah.

Post Malone (1:34)

So good.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

Reward yourself. The problem is when people do it all day, every day. That's when it's just, your body doesn't know what to do with that kind of sugar because it's so unnatural. Your body never gets sugar like that in the wild. You get sugar and fruit.

When you have a glass of sugar water, it's just pouring right into your bloodstream. Your body's like, what the fuck is this?

Post Malone (1:55)

I like guarana.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

Ooh, that's good stuff.

SPEAKER_2 (1:58)

That is crazy stuff.

Post Malone (2:00)

It's naturally caffeinated or something.

Joe Rogan (2:03)

Yeah, the berries.

Post Malone (2:04)

It's crazy.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Yeah, that's acai. That's the same thing as when you get an acai bowl, that's guarana. That's the berries.

Post Malone (2:10)

Man, I remember going to Brazil the first time, and I was like, oh, this soda's so good. Also I was bouncing off the wall fucking, I'm like, oh my God, dude, I feel crazy right now.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

It's delicious, though. It's so good. What is that called? Guarana?

What is the name of that soda? And they have a sugar-free one?

Post Malone (2:27)

I think that's what it's called by Antarctica.

I think it's an Antarctica brand. Not from Antarctica.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

Super legit. They know how to eat over there, too.

Post Malone (2:36)

In Antarctica?

Joe Rogan (2:37)

No, in Brazil.

Guarana, Antarctica. Yeah, there it is. That stuff's the shit.

Post Malone (2:43)

Dude, and they give you a beer, you go down to the beach, and they give you a beer in like this rock that's like ice cold. Well, I don't know if it's a rock, but whatever it is.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Ceramic?

Post Malone (2:54)

I don't know, but it's really cold. And the beer is like the coldest beer I've ever had, and it was so good.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

On the beach?

Post Malone (3:00)

It was so good.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

They know how to party down there on the beach in Brazil.

Post Malone (3:03)

It's so fun.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

Yeah, it's a great, great country.

Post Malone (3:06)

We're going down there for a tour.

So we got a lot of tours. So we're doing this US tour, then we're doing seven days off, then we go to South America, I think. So I'm excited.

Joe Rogan (3:18)

Have you performed in South America before?

Post Malone (3:19)

Yes, sir. Yeah, rocking Rio and stuff. It's so much fun, man.