#2000 - Duncan Trussell

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

I'm so excited to be here with you today. This is our first podcast coming out as our true selves.

SPEAKER_4 (0:23)

We're furries!

Joe Rogan (0:24)

Yeah, we've been holding it in forever.

Duncan Trussell (0:26)

This is my true identity.

And you know what? It just eats me alive to not tell how we met at a furry con.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Well, we didn't know that we met there. Remember?

Duncan Trussell (0:41)

Well, yeah, I didn't know who you were for a long time.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Yeah, we didn't know. I'm like, oh my God, you're Meow Meow?

Duncan Trussell (0:46)

Dude, it blew my mind. I mean, to me, that is proof we're in a simulation. Because what are the odds?

Joe Rogan (0:54)

They're not good.

Duncan Trussell (0:56)

What are the odds, man?

Joe Rogan (0:57)

The odds are also not good that I'm going to keep this fucking helmet on.

Duncan Trussell (1:02)

This is not good for me. I'm not keeping this on.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

I can barely breathe.

Duncan Trussell (1:06)

How do they do it?

Joe Rogan (1:07)

I don't know. They fuck with these things on.

Duncan Trussell (1:09)

How do you fuck with this on?

Joe Rogan (1:11)

They're heroes. Those people are heroes.

Duncan Trussell (1:15)

Total respect for furries now.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

Respect for the furry community. Look, I got the feet on and everything.

Duncan Trussell (1:20)

It's like Beakrum fucking.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Yeah, it's very hot in here. If you can fuck with this on, you're an American hero.

SPEAKER_4 (1:27)

That's how I feel.

Duncan Trussell (1:30)

David Coggins needs to put on one of these things and fuck for an hour.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

He should. Yeah, you think you're so cool running for a thousand miles? How about fuck for four and a half minutes with this on?

Duncan Trussell (1:43)

I can't fuck for four and a half minutes without it on.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

This is like sprinting uphill.

Duncan Trussell (1:48)

This is really brutal. And just thinking about patting around a Ramada in one of these things.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

But I get it.

Duncan Trussell (1:58)

Orlando outside during the summer.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

I get it when I put it on. I get it. I know why they do it.

But I don't know why all of them do it.

Duncan Trussell (2:06)

Wait, why? Why do you think they do it?

Joe Rogan (2:08)

I think they do it because it offers you an anonymity that is impossible any other way. And it turns you into your image, the visual that people get of you, is this adorable, cute mascot.

Duncan Trussell (2:24)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

Everybody loves a mascot. The mascot is literally there to pump everybody up, and yay, and they don't talk, and everybody loves them.

Duncan Trussell (2:31)

Yeah, right.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

And the people at Disneyland, same thing.

Duncan Trussell (2:33)

Wait, they don't talk?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

No, they don't talk. Like if you meet Goofy, Goofy doesn't say jack shit to you.

We went to Goofy's kitchen. Goofy doesn't talk.

Duncan Trussell (2:45)

Yeah, it's like...

Joe Rogan (2:46)

I can't.

Oh, my God. It's so hard to breathe. It's so hard to breathe in these things.

Duncan Trussell (2:54)

Horrible.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

How about those fucking people that work at Disneyland? They wear these things, and they walk around in the heat in the summer?

Respect to them.

Duncan Trussell (3:01)

Dude, those Disneyland...

Like, the people who do this at Disneyland, they party. I bet they. I heard it's like insane when they get off work. Like, they fucking party.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

First of all, it's not even their fault. Their brains have been cooked all day.

Do you know what kind of effect that must have?

Duncan Trussell (3:16)

Oh, my God.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

On their cognitive function?

Duncan Trussell (3:18)

Dude, like, while we're bitching because they made us wear masks on planes, they're coming around in a hot box.

Joe Rogan (3:24)

I bet they made them wear a mask under their stupid mask.

Duncan Trussell (3:27)

Guarantee it.

I bet they did. Those fucking dorks. You had to mask up in your goofy outfit.

Joe Rogan (3:36)

I got good outfits, though. These are dope.

Duncan Trussell (3:40)

Dude, these are incredible, and it's kind of sad that...

Joe Rogan (3:43)

We can't.

SPEAKER_7 (3:43)

We're pussies.

Duncan Trussell (3:47)

Of all the costumes we've worn, I think this is the least time we've spent. Even the hoods.

Joe Rogan (3:55)