#1957 - Shane Gillis

Unknown (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Shane Gillis (0:17)

Nothing, dude.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

It's been fun, huh?

Shane Gillis (0:19)

That was crazy.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Yeah, last night was fucking awesome.

Shane Gillis (0:23)

That was... I got allergies, dude.

Unknown (0:26)

Do you hear my voice?

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Is that what's going on?

Shane Gillis (0:28)

It's very scratchy, yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

Is that the...

Yeah, there's a lot of... what is it, cedar? Is this cedar time?

Shane Gillis (0:33)

As soon as I got down here, I got crushed.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

There's ragwood and cedar and... or ragweed? Ragweed. Ragweed and cedar and a bunch of shit going on in this town.

I'm lucky I don't get it.

Shane Gillis (0:44)

Really?

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Yeah, I don't get allergies.

Shane Gillis (0:46)

I get fucking destroyed, dude.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

My family gets it, though.

Shane Gillis (0:49)

I had to wear... During COVID, I got like a lake house, like right when it was starting, and it was March-April, so it was crazy. I had to wear fucking ski goggles when we were out on the boat.

Dude, I was getting shit-faced wearing full ski. I looked fucking crazy.

Unknown (1:06)

Just because of the pollen and shit with fucking your eyes?

Shane Gillis (1:11)

I was like, is this a side effect of COVID? Oh, no.

Unknown (1:14)

So, you know, it was the very beginning.

Shane Gillis (1:17)

And that was back when every symptom was COVID. So I Googled it. I was like, is pink eye COVID, they're like, you know, we sampled 10 fucking Chinese guys. Yes.

I'm dying.

Unknown (1:27)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (1:30)

We were like scared to go to the grocery store.

Unknown (1:32)

Really? Yeah.

Shane Gillis (1:33)

It was the very beginning.

So I was in Key West when it started. So I was like, fuck it. I'll just get Airbnbs and work my way back up to New York.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

Really?

Shane Gillis (1:42)

Yeah, it was awesome. So you were in...

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Were you working in Key West?

Shane Gillis (1:46)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

We doing that little club?

Shane Gillis (1:47)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

I heard that club's great.

Shane Gillis (1:48)

Perfect. Yeah?

It's a little room, and it's Key West.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

What do those people like down there? Those are checked out, flip-flop wearing.

Shane Gillis (1:59)

Drunk ladies. You say dick, they're like, yeah.

Trying to do one smart joke, they're like, what?

Joe Rogan (2:08)

What did you just say?

Unknown (2:10)

They don't understand the nuance.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

They're going to drink margaritas.

Shane Gillis (2:13)

Look at the George Washington bit, I'm like, slavery, they're like, yeah.

Unknown (2:19)

Oh, no.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

That would be hell. Would be hell would be stuck around people that you could never have a smart conversation with.

Unknown (2:27)

That would be hell.

Shane Gillis (2:29)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

There's some people, those people you start a conversation, you go, oh, this is level two forever.

Shane Gillis (2:36)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

We're at level two forever. We're never getting to level 10

Shane Gillis (2:39)

I hate when someone makes a point that you're like, yeah.

You know what I mean? Like when someone, yeah, they're like, here's what I've been thinking lately.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Oh, no.

Shane Gillis (2:47)

And it's like, dude, yeah, I thought of that in eighth grade. It's like, maybe God's not real.

Unknown (2:52)

It's like, yeah, yeah.

Shane Gillis (2:54)

I confronted that in sixth grade.

Joe Rogan (2:58)

It's just the reality of people in their brains is just like the reality of people in their eyesight and people in their hearing and people in their height and people in their nose length, like fucking varies wildly.

Shane Gillis (3:13)

Speaking of nose length, did I show you my 23andMe?

That fucked me up last night. We were at dinner and I was like, dude, look at my 23andMe results. You're like, yeah, you showed me yesterday. You're really proud of that. It's fucking weird. I was just like, fuck.

It is weird.

Joe Rogan (3:32)

It's just 100% Irish. Fitzsimmons has that too.

Shane Gillis (3:37)

He's 100%.

Unknown (3:38)

100%. He's all in.

Shane Gillis (3:40)

I couldn't believe it.

Joe Rogan (3:42)

If I look at you, it looks pretty...

Shane Gillis (3:44)

No, it's obvious.

Unknown (3:45)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (3:46)

There's a potato face.

Unknown (3:47)

It's a lot.

Shane Gillis (3:47)

Got rid of the mustache, dude. Now you can see I don't have lips.