#1954 - Bert Kreischer

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Bert Kreischer (0:15)

What a great fucking night last night was. Dude, I'm telling you, I woke up bubbling.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Yeah, I felt so good, and last night was my first time in a managerial position.

Like, I just came to hang out, make sure everything ran smooth for your show. It was wild. Like, to be at my own club, where one of my best friends is headlining, and all my other friends are opening for him. I'm like, this is amazing.

Bert Kreischer (0:42)

It was a pretty fucking sick lineup. I'm like, this is what's crazy.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

It's incredible.

Bert Kreischer (0:46)

If you said this 10 years ago, in Austin, Texas, the lineup that was on last night was insane.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

We've been doing that a lot, though. That's what's crazy.

These Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday shows that we've been doing on here, they're just stacked.

Bert Kreischer (1:00)

And then, let's just say, highlight of my career, they're telling, they're chanting The Machine, and I go, I'm not going to tell it. And they start cheering it, and I go, all right, I'll tell it if Ron White tells his tater salad story.

And people didn't even know he was up there. They go fucking crazy. He walks on stage. I FaceTime Leanne. I FaceTime Leanne, who's like Ron's her favorite comic.

Guy in the front row is recording Tom telling tater, or shooting Leanne watching it.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Yeah, it was amazing.

Bert Kreischer (1:29)

I'll tell you right now, it'll show you how quick there are holes in your act, because then I was like, I don't think I can tell The Machine right after that.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

I know you were talking about that, but no, The Machine's an amazing story. It's an amazing story. It's just, you're just self-examining.

Bert Kreischer (1:42)

I could have sat and broken down what I love about that story for the next 15 minutes. I could have talked about that story.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Yeah, no, you said that on stage. I believe it.

Yeah, Ron's one of the best storytellers of all time. Having him out here is amazing, because he's such a, he's like the statesman of comedy out here, and he's so respected, and he's such a good person.

Bert Kreischer (2:07)

He almost made me cry last night. At the end of the night, I'm preloaded, and he comes up, and he was like, thanks for bringing, that was really fun, and he goes, I just came out to watch you tonight, and I was like, what?

He was like, yeah, I came out to watch you. I go, I'm a fan. And I was like, bro, you can't say that. Like, that fucking killed me. I was like, if there's careers that I've looked at and wanted to emulate, it's him, Attell, those guys are the fucking, my goats.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

For sure. I mean, everybody loves Ron.

Like, I've never met a comic that doesn't think Ron White's funny.

Bert Kreischer (2:41)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

They don't exist.

Bert Kreischer (2:43)

Yeah, I mean, I remember Leanne's a redneck, and when the Blue Collar Comedy Tour came out, and we went and watched it in Hollywood at the Arclight.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

Oh, wow.

Bert Kreischer (2:52)

And she was fucking, Leanne likes two things.

Blue Collar Comedy and fucking Steve Harvey. If she's gonna cheat on me, she's gonna fuck Steve Harvey. I can guarantee you. She sends me clips of Steve Harvey. Every morning, there's a clip.

Joe Rogan (3:07)

That's hilarious.

Bert Kreischer (3:08)

For the movie, when the movie's coming out, they asked us to do Family Feud.

Joe Rogan (3:14)

Oh, wow.

Bert Kreischer (3:15)

And Leanne has never pushed our girls into anything, but she said, I like Grace Kreischer. You're doing Family Feud. I don't give a fuck what you say.

Joe Rogan (3:22)

Does Steve Harvey know this? That his wife has a crush on him?

Bert Kreischer (3:25)

Oh, she has no idea. Have you ever seen Steve Harvey eat?

Someone made like collard green dumplings or something, and he goes, takes a bite, and he freezes, and he goes, now I'm having a black people moment right now. He's the fucking greatest. Leanne's obsessed with him.

Joe Rogan (3:42)

That's funny. But isn't it funny that no one has done like a movie tour like that since? You know, they had Kings of Comedy, Blue Collar Tour, and then nothing.

But those were so successful.

Bert Kreischer (3:54)

The four people tour is the key.

I do Fully Loaded. We bring eight for Fully Loaded, and like per show, and we switch it up. Have you ordered the line up this year?