#1946 - Protect Our Parks 7

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Yes, we're up. I'm the only one without sunglasses. What the fuck?

Mark Normand (0:19)

It's just easy to hide behind sunglasses.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

I'm here alone.

Shane Gillis (0:23)

You gotta get them, bro.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

They're in my car, I'm not going.

Mark Normand (0:26)

Go on, you're goons.

Shane Gillis (0:28)

I just feel the Alright, give iem yours. Use ie a cool one. That would look cool on those too. Bosworth glasses. I live in Florida.

Mark Normand (0:37)

Ours is in Key West.

Mark Normand (0:39)

Oh, yeah, with that bald head, you foundation bring ieg someone ive to justice…

Joe Rogan (0:56)

I've been requiring myself to write for at least one hour when I get home.

Mark Normand (1:00)

Finally writing.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Just get to bed til four in the morning.

Mark Normand (1:03)

Holy hell.

Shane Gillis (1:03)

So you got home and wrote?

Shane Gillis (1:05)

Wrote. That's crazy.

Mark Normand (1:06)

Damn.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

So what do you write your best?

Mark Normand (1:10)

I do it at nights and other bars.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Sometimes when I'm- When I just get off stage.

Mark Normand (1:15)

Really time.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

You just get off stage, your juices are still flowing.

Mark Normand (1:18)

Sure.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

Sometimes you're, it's like every now and then I want you to get the one gem out of ten. Just one little idea, one little spark.

Mark Normand (1:27)

Oh yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Come on, pussies, get in there. It's not shades yet.

Mark Normand (1:29)

We got like seven different drugs going around.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

Whatever, allegedly.

Ari Shaffir (1:35)

Don't be scared of the future.

Mark Normand (1:37)

What about a cigar?

Joe Rogan (1:39)

You want a cigar?

Mark Normand (1:40)

Please.

Shane Gillis (1:40)

I'm all right.

Mark Normand (1:42)

All right. No Shane.

Mark Normand (1:45)

No Shane in that, yep.

Mark Normand (1:47)

Hey, don't fat Shane.

Mark Normand (1:49)

There's a toy. No Shane in that, just like you were canceling gigs.

Mark Normand (1:53)

What?

Mark Normand (1:54)

No Shane in that tour.

Mark Normand (1:56)

Oh yeah, he loves titles.

Shane Gillis (1:58)

I don't like them.

Mark Normand (2:00)

Sir?

Oh, grazie. Come up with a name.

Shane Gillis (2:02)

Names are tough.

Mark Normand (2:04)

What about when you have a kid? You've got to name that thing forever.

Mark Normand (2:07)

I saw Buffett. It was a second win tour. A lot of old people.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

Jimmy Buffett?

Shane Gillis (2:11)

Second win tour is a great name.

Mark Normand (2:12)

Second win tour. For that, it is. It made me realize names of tours are cool.

Mark Normand (2:16)

He's underrated.

Mark Normand (2:17)

I'd go the opposite way. Damn.

Ari Shaffir (2:19)

You think he's overrated?

Mark Normand (2:20)

Three songs I knew.

Shane Gillis (2:21)

I like mine with lettuce and tomato. That's great.

Mark Normand (2:24)

That's one of them.

Shane Gillis (2:25)

That's all you need, dude.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

It's wasted away again in Margarita.

Mark Normand (2:28)

Pop Top. Come on.

Stepped on a pop top.

Shane Gillis (2:34)

What is that?

Mark Normand (2:35)

Something my heart was on. You know, like a...

Shane Gillis (2:38)

Convertible?

Mark Normand (2:39)

You pop a bottle.

Shane Gillis (2:40)

It's a Florida movie.

Mark Normand (2:42)

It's Florida music.

Mark Normand (2:43)

He stepped on it. He's drunk in his apartment.

Mark Normand (2:45)

It's wholesome.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Yeah. It's like it's passable.

Mark Normand (2:49)

Can I get the circumcision?

Shane Gillis (2:51)

Florida's a good place.

Shane Gillis (2:52)

I was just down there.

Shane Gillis (2:53)

Two cute swings.

Mark Normand (2:55)

That's amazing.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

How about it, guys?

Mark Normand (2:57)

Let's move to Florida. Let's start this over.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Florida's the way you move to when everything goes terrible. Yeah.

Mark Normand (3:02)

Key West.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

If everything goes bad in Texas, you move to Florida. If like Beto O'Rourke becomes governor...

Mark Normand (3:09)

He's got a skateboard.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

He does, I'm sure. And everything slides into oblivion, you go to Florida.

Mark Normand (3:14)

You go to Florida.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

Florida's like the last stand before you just move to South America.

Mark Normand (3:18)

And Key West is the last of Florida.

Mark Normand (3:19)

Exactly.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

Before you get a compound in Mexico, you go to Florida.

Mark Normand (3:23)

Key West is the jizz coming out of the dick.

That's it. It's over, right on the bottom.