#1907 - Protect Our Parks 6

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Shane Gillis (0:12)

Dude, I was telling somebody that he's doing live streaming, and you're like, what was I doing?

SPEAKER_4 (0:17)

Yeah, we used to do all the shows live streaming. It's so dangerous.

Boys, we're back.

Mark Normand (0:23)

Oh, are we on?

SPEAKER_4 (0:23)

The band's back together. Fresh from the club.

Mark Normand (0:29)

Suck it, Neil deGrasse, you big fat queef.

SPEAKER_4 (0:32)

Imagine going from that to this. Imagine going from a legit astrophysicist, head of the Hayden Planetarium, to this podcast.

Mark Normand (0:40)

He's a sweet guy.

SPEAKER_4 (0:41)

He's a great guy. We talked about the James Webb Telescope and new capabilities and pretty wild shit.

Mark Normand (0:47)

Imagine caring.

Ari Shaffir (0:49)

What?

Mark Normand (0:51)

It's a cute photo. It's colorful.

Ari Shaffir (0:54)

It's pretty cool.

Mark Normand (0:55)

It looks like Bejeweled, that video game.

SPEAKER_4 (0:57)

Imagine if no one was paying attention to space if everyone was like us. I hope everything up there is good.

SPEAKER_7 (1:02)

Yeah, whatever that is. I don't know what the fuck that shit is.

Shane Gillis (1:05)

Just don't attack. As long as there's no attacks, I'm fine.

Mark Normand (1:09)

Even the Native Americans, they would look at it and they would make shit out of it, you know? The Constellation.

SPEAKER_4 (1:14)

Oh, yeah, everybody did.

Mark Normand (1:17)

It was pre-TV. This is the show.

SPEAKER_4 (1:20)

The dots are so weirdly connected, too. How are you getting an archer?

How is that an archer?

Shane Gillis (1:26)

You're drawing random lines in.

SPEAKER_4 (1:27)

Yeah, you're just deciding.

Mark Normand (1:28)

Oh, Ryan's belt.

SPEAKER_4 (1:29)

Oh, there's a lion. That's not a lion, you fucking idiot.

Mark Normand (1:33)

It was like shitty porn. Remember, you watched porn, it was scrambled. You saw a tit every now and then.

SPEAKER_7 (1:37)

You guys were whacking off The Constellations?

Mark Normand (1:42)

No doubt about it.

Shane Gillis (1:43)

That's a bit rounded.

SPEAKER_4 (1:44)

Do you remember when you would stay in these shitty little hotels and they would have like you'd have to pay money through a machine to watch porn? Yeah. There was some hotels that you had to pay.

Shane Gillis (1:55)

Ray Romano was a bit about it because his porn wasn't working but he goes so you have to call downstairs and he's like I have a very recognizable voice.

Mark Normand (2:06)

That was Gilbert.

SPEAKER_4 (2:07)

Yeah, it's Ray Romano.

Mark Normand (2:14)

He's a sweet, sweet man.

SPEAKER_4 (2:15)

He's the best. He's a good dude, man.

And kind of like made his money and just said I just want to fuckin fade back a little bit. I want to fade back a little bit.

SPEAKER_2 (2:24)

Yeah.

Mark Normand (2:24)

Were you around for the vibrating bed with the quarter?

SPEAKER_4 (2:27)

Yep. Yeah.

Mark Normand (2:28)

I never saw that. I thought that was a trope.

SPEAKER_4 (2:29)

No, I never saw it. I got on one of those once just to feel it. I put the quarter in by myself.

Shane Gillis (2:34)

Just boom. Yeah, I got it as a kid. My mom would put them in for us.

Mark Normand (2:37)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (2:39)

It wasn't good.

Mark Normand (2:40)

I don't get it. Michael J. Fox hated it.

SPEAKER_4 (2:43)

It bounced them out.

Some places you would go and they would have the spinning bed. What? Of a circular bed and it spun. That was like the Honeymoon Suite. Like in the 1970s, there was a house that was for sale that...

Ari Shaffir (2:58)

Who had it?

SPEAKER_4 (2:59)

Will Chamberlain?

Shane Gillis (3:00)

Let's stay in one position and look at different walls.

SPEAKER_4 (3:02)

I think Will Chamberlain had this fuck house that was for sale in the Hollywood Hills, and it was just like all decked out just for fucking. Like he had a whole room with like mirrors and a searchlight bed.

SPEAKER_7 (3:14)

Last thing I wanted was a mirror when I'm fucking.

SPEAKER_8 (3:17)

I'm gonna take it out of it.

Mark Normand (3:18)

Agreed. You need a fun house mirror.

SPEAKER_7 (3:20)

You're like, oh my God.

It looks insane. When I'm on top of a woman, it looks fucking insane. My back is too curved.

SPEAKER_4 (3:29)

This is Will Chamberlain's house.

Shane Gillis (3:32)

Is that a waterbed?

SPEAKER_4 (3:33)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (3:35)

It's wall to wall bed.

SPEAKER_4 (3:36)

Yeah. It's all bed.

Mark Normand (3:36)

That's amazing. It was just banging. I bet that's crunchy as shit though.

SPEAKER_4 (3:40)

Oh, it's just, if you got one of them black lights and ran it through that room, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.