#1892 - Sober October 4 Recap

**Joe Rogan** (0:04)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:12)
I'm really excited about feeling alcohol.

**Tom Segura** (0:15)
You haven't had any yet?

**Bert Kreischer** (0:16)
I haven't had any.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:17)
No, really?

**Tom Segura** (0:18)
We're up. All right, here it is, cheers.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:20)
I haven't had any.

**Tom Segura** (0:20)
Cheers, no alcohol till now.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:22)
31 days.

**Tom Segura** (0:23)
Gentlemen, we fucking did it. Yes.
To all you out there too who did it with us. Cheers. Cheers.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:30)
Oh baby, let's see what you're playing.

**Tom Segura** (0:31)
Ah, ooh, that's good scotch. That's 21 year old Glenn Libet.

**Joe Rogan** (0:37)
Very nice.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:38)
Damn.

**Tom Segura** (0:39)
Very nice. Gentlemen over here with Sagaz.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:42)
21 years.

**Tom Segura** (0:43)
Got old whiskey. We all got new shirts.
We all got new non-promotional shirts.

**Ari Shaffir** (0:49)
I just had these in my closet. Nothing to do with my special coming out today.

**Tom Segura** (0:52)
Great, the special that comes out today.

**Bert Kreischer** (0:53)
It comes out today?

**Tom Segura** (0:54)
Today, it's on YouTube, which is the only place to release a special these days.

**Joe Rogan** (0:58)
Congratulations.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:00)
Thanks, buddy.

**Bert Kreischer** (1:00)
Congratulations, Ari.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:01)
Thanks, guys. Thank you, for real.

**Tom Segura** (1:04)
It's a good move, and it's great shit, man. It really is.
Watching you work at it so fucking studiously and so disciplined, it was really cool to see. It really was, and I think it's your best work ever. I really do.

**Joe Rogan** (1:18)
I really do.

**Tom Segura** (1:19)
Rock solid, dude, it's so good. That set that I saw you do at the Creek in the Cave, it's so well put together, it's thematic, but it's not.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:26)
It's just a club special.

**Tom Segura** (1:27)
Yeah, it's fucking great, dude.

**Joe Rogan** (1:30)
I saw you run that a while ago, and I remember I hit you up like, you gotta shoot this.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:36)
Yeah, I was like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

**Joe Rogan** (1:38)
You have to shoot it.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:38)
Fucking world shutdown.

**Tom Segura** (1:39)
Yeah. Well, you wait, the world restarts, and now you're releasing it, and it's gonna be even better, because I think it's better now.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:46)
Yeah, I think so, too, it's weird, when I put stuff away, you get back to it after a year and a half, like you see a shirt you haven't seen in a while, and you're like, I love this, it's like, I saw it the other way, I was like, oh, these setups are way too long.

**Joe Rogan** (1:57)
Yeah, so you actually made it much better.

**Ari Shaffir** (1:59)
Yeah, for real, yeah.

**Tom Segura** (2:00)
That's always how it happens, though, just like, you need, that fucking quote you always had on your laptop is such a great quote, the first draft of everything is shit.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:08)
First draft of anything is shit, Hemingway.

**Tom Segura** (2:10)
Such a great quote.

**Bert Kreischer** (2:10)
Hemingway's a bad bitch, he knew about a name of special. It was Bill. Or a book.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:14)
It was Bill Hemingway, it's his cousin.

**Bert Kreischer** (2:16)
Hey, where's the fucking, where's the booze?

**Joe Rogan** (2:19)
The booze?

**Ari Shaffir** (2:20)
Already?

**Tom Segura** (2:25)
You dined it already? Is it 21 years?

**Joe Rogan** (2:27)
Is it 21 years?

**Bert Kreischer** (2:28)
I don't know, it's so smooth.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:30)
People died to bring this here.

**Bert Kreischer** (2:31)
I feel like it's World War II.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:32)
It smells like Scotland in somebody's butthole.

**Joe Rogan** (2:35)
Do you say that you did sip that?

**Bert Kreischer** (2:36)
I sipped it, it was fucking beautiful.

**Ari Shaffir** (2:39)
With the fucking slurpy straw.

**Tom Segura** (2:41)
We were talking about that video, about you never quitting drinking, about how goddamn inspiring that is.

**Bert Kreischer** (2:47)
Jack Osborne hit me up last night. Jack, I hope you're cool with this. And he was like, I've been sober 19 years and I just watched this video. I've never wanted to drink more in my life.
And I should watch it right now to fire myself up for getting fucking wasted.
That's Jack Osborne now?
I will never quit drinking. Who's that guy? I will never quit drinking. I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink. I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset with a cocktail, having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine, getting on a plane, can I get you something? Double jack on the rocks. Lots of rocks. I love the moment someone says, hey, we should get a drink, and you're not supposed to. That feeling, it's like a first kiss. You don't get that first kiss when you're married. You get to have those first drinks. At a brunch, someone goes, should we do mimosas? And then the waiter goes, actually, we have a bottle of mimosas. And you're like, this is gonna be the best day ever.