#1866 - Protect Our Parks 5

Joe Rogan (0:14)

No, that's one of the perks.

Mark Normand (0:15)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (0:15)

I didn't know that.

Mark Normand (0:17)

There's one of them, you got like one period a year.

Ari Shaffir (0:19)

Are we up?

Shane Gillis (0:21)

We're talking about menstruation.

SPEAKER_5 (0:22)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (0:24)

So when you're on an IUD, you don't get periods?

Joe Rogan (0:26)

No, no, my lady does not.

Ari Shaffir (0:28)

Where does it go?

Mark Normand (0:31)

Well, it comes out of her ass.

Ari Shaffir (0:32)

But I mean, I've read about a guy who has some weird fucking birth defect where he comes out of his ass.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

Those are called gays.

Ari Shaffir (0:38)

No, no, no, no. It's right after sex.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

See if you find that.

Ari Shaffir (0:44)

Let's start with this. Some guy had some weird issue where he was ejaculating out of his anus.

SPEAKER_6 (0:51)

Here we go, everybody.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

That sounds pretty good, like must feel great. I don't think so.

Ari Shaffir (0:59)

Because then it would feel like you have jizz in your butt and it's not even yours.

Mark Normand (1:01)

You're going to leak it to the anus.

Ari Shaffir (1:02)

Curious case of rectal ejaculation. Of course, it's in Florida.

Rectal prostate fistulas are uncommon anatomical connections between the prostate, prostate, prostate urethra and rectum that are typically, say that word.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

Typically.

Ari Shaffir (1:21)

Latro, latrogenic, latrogenic?

Joe Rogan (1:24)

Iatrogenic.

Ari Shaffir (1:26)

Iatrogenic, but can also result from other underlying pathology. Here we present a unique case of a rectal prostate fistula causing the rectal passage of sperm. A 33-year-old male with a history of illicit drug use presented within five days of testicular pain and a substantial amount of sperm passage from his rectum with ejaculation for the past two years. Drugs.

Computed tomography and voiding systory program of the pelvis revealed evidence of a rectal prostate fistula. He was treated with pimerosilin to zivactam. Thank you.

A surgical fistula repair was performed. Further investigation defaulted. Fistula. A further investigation divulged a three week comatose state due to cocaine and fensilidine intoxication two years prior with documentation suggesting a traumatic Foley catheter placement and strong suspicion for premature balloon dilation of the prosthetic urethra.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

What is that in English?

Shane Gillis (2:39)

Maybe someone shoved a balloon up his ass when he was high.

Ari Shaffir (2:41)

Something happened that was really bad. That was a guy who went too hard.

SPEAKER_5 (2:45)

Too hard?

SPEAKER_6 (2:45)

He went too hard. He went too crazy.

SPEAKER_5 (2:48)

He enjoyed life.

Shane Gillis (2:49)

Imagine going so hard, you wake up jizzing out of your ass.

Ari Shaffir (2:53)

People are like, oh, I lost my car keys and my fucking, I got kicked out of my house because it didn't pay rent. Oh yeah? I come out of my ass.

Shane Gillis (3:04)

I come out of my butt now.

Ari Shaffir (3:05)

Yeah. He's just leaking.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

The gay guy who fucked him has got to feel good. Look what I did to you. He farts so good. He farts bubbles.

Ari Shaffir (3:11)

He farts cum bubbles out of his ass.

Shane Gillis (3:13)

Oh man.

Ari Shaffir (3:14)

How about that? Probably thought it was other guys' jizz just stored away back there.

Shane Gillis (3:17)

Especially waking up.

Ari Shaffir (3:18)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (3:18)

Like, holy shit, I got fucked in the ass.

Mark Normand (3:21)

I wonder how many times he did that before he was like, I got to go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_7 (3:23)

Yeah.

Shane Gillis (3:25)

A long time.

Mark Normand (3:26)

Yeah, men are going like, I had to work itself out.

Shane Gillis (3:27)

Exactly.

Ari Shaffir (3:29)

No biggie. Just a hole in the pipes.

Mark Normand (3:31)

I did fuck a lot of dudes last night. This seems...

Ari Shaffir (3:33)

I think a lot of dudes fucked him.

Mark Normand (3:35)

Could be.

Ari Shaffir (3:36)

I think, yeah. There's probably some damage going on in there.

Shane Gillis (3:38)

You hold off on that visit as long as you can.

Yeah. You're like, this thing's got to sort itself out.

Mark Normand (3:44)

You got to clear the semen. I'll be like, just take a look and tell what you find.

Shane Gillis (3:47)

All right.

Ari Shaffir (3:47)

That is not a bit... Why don't we have glasses and ice?

Joe Rogan (3:51)

We got whiskey.

Ari Shaffir (3:52)

We're in here?

SPEAKER_5 (3:53)

Just saying.

Ari Shaffir (3:54)

Glasses and ice, we're in here? Someone took them away?