#1860 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tim Dillon (0:13)

Joe Rogan, thank you for having me.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

My pleasure.

Tim Dillon (0:16)

Thank you for having me, sir. I appreciate it.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

My pleasure. That was fun, going over to the club.

Tim Dillon (0:20)

It was amazing, it's gonna be great.

It's gonna be great, I'm excited about it. I'm excited, and Louie was there.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

I'm glad we got him to look at it, too. He has some great notes.

Tim Dillon (0:31)

He's been, what would you say, 30 something? I mean, you guys have been around the same time.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Yeah, he was a little bit before me, but he's gotta be 35 years in now.

Tim Dillon (0:39)

So he's been to every configuration of a comedy venue. Yeah. And so have you, probably.

So you guys, hearing you guys talk about this place and that place, you now have all the benefit of all that knowledge to make your spot amazing.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

And we're doing it from scratch.

Tim Dillon (0:55)

Right.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

So we could just adjust, change, do things. He had really good notes today.

Tim Dillon (0:59)

You have the money, you have the time. You have everything that would make it perfect.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

It's exciting.

Tim Dillon (1:04)

What about Cap City is gonna open too?

Joe Rogan (1:06)

They're open already. Talent just did it.

Tim Dillon (1:08)

Will you like, do you think you would like, like threaten them or should we like, would you like, like do a bomb threat or something?

Joe Rogan (1:18)

No, I'll work there.

Tim Dillon (1:20)

Well, there should be like some kind of war. No?

Joe Rogan (1:23)

Who gives a fuck?

Tim Dillon (1:25)

All right. Well, I just thought it would be good.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

If you're the United States, do you invade Cambodia in 2022? Why would you do that?

Tim Dillon (1:33)

Well, maybe.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

They're not a threat?

Tim Dillon (1:35)

That's a good point. They're not a threat. Okay. So I like it. We're in a war already.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

It's no war.

Tim Dillon (1:40)

I buy, we're kind of in a, it's a little war, it's a minor war.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

It's the opposite of a war.

Tim Dillon (1:44)

It's a cold war.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

It's a unity.

Tim Dillon (1:46)

It's unity.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

We're bringing everybody together.

I like that. Texas doesn't want to fight New Mexico. We're all in the same country.

Tim Dillon (1:51)

There's a lot of states Texas does want to fight.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

Texas might want to fight California.

Tim Dillon (1:56)

Texas and California should fight.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

First, they want to fight Mexico.

Tim Dillon (2:02)

California grows their own food.

They have that benefit. Texas has the guns.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

They grow almonds.

Tim Dillon (2:08)

They've got some good produce.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

They waste all the water on almonds.

Tim Dillon (2:11)

That's a lot of almonds, but almond milk is good.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

It's not.

Tim Dillon (2:14)

You don't like it?

Joe Rogan (2:14)

It's gross. It's only good with sugar. You ever have almond milk with no sugar in it?

Tim Dillon (2:19)

I get the one that's like sweet. I get like cookie dough flavored almond milk. Oh yeah, no, I don't do unsweetened almond milk. I do like chemical sweetener. Of course.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Duncan Trussell was like, dude, I switched to almond milk. It's amazing. I go, look at it right now and tell me how many grams of sugar per serving.

Tim Dillon (2:35)

Oh, it's crazy.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

He's like, holy shit, it's 19

Tim Dillon (2:38)

Yeah. You know what I've been having some fairly, but in the Hamptons, they have like non-homogenized, like real cow's milk.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

Oh, it's great.

Tim Dillon (2:45)

It's really good.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

It's better for you.

Tim Dillon (2:47)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Raw milk is better for you.

Tim Dillon (2:49)

It tastes better.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

It just doesn't last long, but it's not supposed to last long.

Tim Dillon (2:52)

No, it's supposed to come in a glass bottle, and you're supposed to use it and then get rid of it.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Yeah, you're supposed to have it for a couple days, and that's it. That's all it's supposed to last.

Tim Dillon (2:58)

They have really good, they have farm stands out there on that part of Long Island with fresh vegetables and then the milk and everything like that.